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JethroMcB posted:The first time you saw this you laughed so hard you spilled your bongwater, didn't you, Mike? Comfortable 2 PM beer buzz...greasy guys carrying unconscious girls...homesick yet, Mike? 
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 14:00 |
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This is called "kissing", Mike. Maybe you could try it some day?
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 14:02 |
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Payndz posted:This is called "kissing", Mike. Maybe you could try it some day? Ya know, Mike, take away all the muscle mass on this Ryder guy...he's pretty much you. No, really, take away his personality and the fact that women are attracted to him, and it's you.
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Grandpa Pap posted:Ya know, Mike, take away all the muscle mass on this Ryder guy...he's pretty much you. No, really, take away his personality and the fact that women are attracted to him, and it's you. Mike, you were a young guy during the 80's, weren't you? I mean this is your world, admit it! See? This is the kinda music you get all weepy at at the end of a drunken Friday night, sitting there with your hair all feathered, scarfing down cold potato skins...
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 14:48 |
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My God... He's a Journey fan.
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 15:23 |
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JethroMcB posted:Mike, you were a young guy during the 80's, weren't you? I mean this is your world, admit it! See? This is the kinda music you get all weepy at at the end of a drunken Friday night, sitting there with your hair all feathered, scarfing down cold potato skins... Your attempt to get little Suzie-whats-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended in humiliating rejection...so you sit there, all mushy and sentimental, reciting to yourself the words to some song by Night Ranger. You're pathetic. 
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Grandpa Pap posted:Your attempt to get little Suzie-whats-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended in humiliating rejection...so you sit there, all mushy and sentimental, reciting to yourself the words to some song by Night Ranger. You're pathetic. Yeah, yeah, maybe one homely girl feels sorry for you for a second, but then she sees how stinkin' drunk you are and gets disgusted.
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 15:41 |
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 DRAAAWIIING SIIIIIIIIGN! Lucina Strickland is awfully spry for her age, which looks something like an odometer reading. Sure, she isn't the fastest around, but she can supress the clattering of her bones and creaking of her joints to stealth and ambush enemies. Striking from the shadows with her pitchfork isn't Lucinda's only ability; with her cursed doll 'Winifred' she can actually stop time itself. The Strickland clan are all skilled at pausing, but Lucinda has elevated it to a deadly art. When you hear a creepy little cooing sound from her doll, watch out; it means a huge pause is heading your way. Her enemies will be stunlocked, giving her all the time in the world to puncture them with her fork. Lucinda's time-stop spell is contingent on the doll, which can destroyed with focused attacks.
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 16:28 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Wow, Poopdeck Pappy gettin' all upset here!
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 16:57 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:
Ooooh I forgot to say goodbye to the fish!
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 17:01 |
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JethroMcB posted:Yeah, yeah, maybe one homely girl feels sorry for you for a second, but then she sees how stinkin' drunk you are and gets disgusted. And maybe the first chair trombone player from high school band comes by, takes pitty on you, tries to drive you home and all but noooo, you want to serve home in your cherried out Dodge Charger! You wind up wrestling for your keys with the guy then finally he drops you, with one punch, and he leaves! And you lay there knowing you got your butt kicked by the leader of the high school band! You're pathetic! You and your 80's Your precious 80's! You know it would have continued being the 70's if not for you!
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 17:24 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! Sir, I'm sure you've heard by now about our "Leave the Bronx" program?
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 17:46 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Sir, I'm sure you've heard by now about our "Leave the Bronx" program?
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 17:48 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! I can't leave all this! *gestures around garbage apartment*
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 17:53 |
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They're not getting the Tom of Finland posters!
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 18:17 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:I can't leave all this! *gestures around garbage apartment* Grandpa Pap... I don't get you  Are you mad?
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 19:59 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Sir, I'm sure you've heard by now about our "Leave the Bronx" program? 
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 20:31 |
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BooDoug187 posted:Grandpa Pap... I don't get you Well, I often panic while making sandwiches...is that it?
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 20:36 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:Well, I often panic while making sandwiches...is that it? Well...um...no... maybe it's QUEEN CAUCUS I don't get...
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 20:40 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! This is going to happen when you bob for french fries.
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| # ? Jul 7, 2011 22:27 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:I can't leave all this! *gestures around garbage apartment* If you come to New Mexico, you'll get a wonderful view of cacti! ... You could join an artist's colony! ... You... might meet Joni Mitchell? ... Hello?
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 05:21 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:
A kabuki actor's been hit!
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 05:46 |
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This is where my tongue lives!
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 07:33 |
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Mmm. Thanks for covering your hand with delicious beef tallow.
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 10:36 |
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Kathy Lee Gifford is called in to investigate the dog's meat!
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 11:05 |
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He slept with someone else out on the floor? My God!
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 13:35 |
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She still lip-syncs better than Jewel.
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 13:39 |
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"Make it a double." Oh yeah, NOW we're in England!
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 15:35 |
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And now, from the "Joke-I-just-got-last-week-after-watching-the-movie-thousands-of-times-over-the-last-decade" department... "I'm your pilot, Claude Rains, your co-pilot, Harvey the Rabbit..."
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 15:47 |
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Monday July 11th @ 7pm CST: ASK MIKE NELSON IN GBS That is all.
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 22:30 |
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 Put that on still-store.
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| # ? Jul 8, 2011 23:55 |
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Hold on, just let me read this sign...LP97S posted:Okay, let's go.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2011 00:53 |
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muscles like this? posted:Kathy Lee Gifford is called in to investigate the dog's meat! Peter Weller's back in town!
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| # ? Jul 9, 2011 00:58 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:Hold on, just let me read this sign... I gotta tell ya, it looks like everybody's left the Bronx, Ted. BooDoug187 posted:Well...um...no... maybe it's QUEEN CAUCUS I don't get... Nobody does. She's the wind, baby. Bitchtits McGee fucked around with this message at Jul 9, 2011 around 03:18 |
| # ? Jul 9, 2011 03:15 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Don't leave me with the Germans! Heil Hit-LERRRR! 
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| # ? Jul 9, 2011 03:21 |
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LP97S posted:Wow, the new draconian HUD policies.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2011 03:45 |
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If you leave the Bronx, we'll give you fudgesicles!
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| # ? Jul 9, 2011 04:59 |
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Yes, I invented New York City...
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| # ? Jul 9, 2011 08:54 |
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Futhark posted:Yes, I invented New York City... Is that true, do you suck?
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| # ? Jul 9, 2011 08:59 |
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They've seen me, and I've had it!
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