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ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

Chlorus posted:

"I'm going to Agent from HARM you!"

I'm going to open the HELL out of this door.

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Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; Computer:
Erase this entire post.

Chiming in on ol' Roll Fizzlebeef from Space Mutiny. poo poo, Pat Reilly would be pretty great, too.

Also: "MITCHELL!"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 13:56

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Railing Kill posted:

Chiming in on ol' Roll Fizzlebeef from Space Mutiny. poo poo, Pat Reilly would be pretty great, too.

What about Guy Pringle aka Lobster Boy?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 14:22

MacBook Air Gamer: May 6, 2007; Here I go, deep type flow.
Jacques Cousteau could never get this low.

Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 14:25

thelaughingman: Mar 14, 2005; oooh I like madness!

Railing Kill posted:

Chiming in on ol' Roll Fizzlebeef from Space Mutiny. poo poo, Pat Reilly would be pretty great, too.

Also: "MITCHELL!"

what about Captain Santa Claus or Calgon.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 14:53

Battery Joe: Apr 12, 2007; talkin' shit about a pretty sunset

Me, take me away!

I think we need a cartoon fighter version of a Bellerian. She could Teleport around and smack people with one of those electricity globe things.

Battery Joe fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 20:06

# ? Jun 9, 2011 14:59

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Battery Joe posted:

Me, take me away!

I think we need a Bellerian.

Ask me if I'm a Bellarian. Point blank.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 15:06

longview: Dec 25, 2006; heh.

They blew up the Hitler building!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:01

ParagonParadox27: Jun 20, 2005

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Queen Caucus, I hope you don't mind, but I'm posting your works so far...and I'm almost tempted to propose an MST Avatar Army using them.

These are fantastic! I love the (possibly overheated

) Vicky one.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:05

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

BOLD?! Well HELL YES it's bold!

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bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

ENDDD

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:06

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

bobkatt013 posted:

ENDDD

Da-da, da-da-da-CRAP
Da-da-da GO AWAY
Da-da-end end end end end

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:11

ParagonParadox27: Jun 20, 2005

He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death... fire... loss... disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:18

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Chlorus posted:

"I'm going to Agent from HARM you!"

I didn't like Agent from HARM that much, but it has some of my favorite lines.

"There's a dense SMUG rolling in."
"There's the wind-up...and there's the smarm!"
"I say old bean, there's a bloke putting the squish-squash on the old wind tube!"

Adam Chance can't hold a candle to Bart Fargo, though.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:22

ParagonParadox27: Jun 20, 2005

Evil Mastermind posted:

I didn't like Agent from HARM that much, but it has some of my favorite lines.

"There's a dense SMUG rolling in."
"There's the wind-up...and there's the smarm!"
"I say old bean, there's a bloke putting the squish-squash on the old wind tube!"

Adam Chance can't hold a candle to Bart Fargo, though.

Huh? How can you not like Agent From HARM very much? It's a really good episode! I mean, it's probably not top 5 material, but top 25, definitely. Or do you mean the movie itself?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:23

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

ParagonParadox27 posted:

Huh? How can you not like Agent From HARM very much? It's a really good episode! I mean, it's probably not top 5 material, but top 25, definitely. Or do you mean the movie itself?

The episode itself. I think it's mainly because I'm not into the whole "super spy" genre. It's like...I like bits of the episode, but for some reason the whole thing doesn't come together for me. Maybe I should re-watch it and give it another chance.

Another Adam Chance.

e: I think the reason I like Danger: Death Ray is because it's a spy movie that isn't a spy movie. Bart really doesn't do anything (or even try to) until the last fight at the end.

Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 16:31

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Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

You lucky trunks....

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:41

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 8, 2011

"Potatoes are what WE eat!"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 16:46

SheepThrowinBoy: Sep 20, 2003; "Joel, what are these films
supposed to teach us?"

"We're born, we die, & there is
a lot of padding in between."

Every time I see a bush shake in a movie or tv show I still hear a little voice in my head say, "Shakin' the bush, boss."

Additionally, I would like to offer my avatar as evidence of my favorite quote.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 17:05

Volcanic Vents: Mar 28, 2009

Voting for Patch with a sick Akuma-style teleport move.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 17:09

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Nouvelle Vague posted:

You lucky trunks....

Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 17:13

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 8, 2011

"Sorry about the face."

"Puma man, he flies like a moron."

"Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!"

"Calgon: Blow me away!"

"Hey Cabot! Cabot! Hey, Cabot! Cabot! Cabot! Cabot! Hey Cabot! Cabot!"

"Secret Agent... *brr BRRR*...Super Dragon...*brr BRRR*"

"Manos! The....hands of fate-ahh...."

e: Whoever did those character drawings, I would LOVE to see more like those.

Dungeon Ecology fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 17:23

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Battery Joe: Apr 12, 2007; talkin' shit about a pretty sunset

"This is where my TONGUE lives!"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 17:33

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; Not of clay, but smokeless fire made...

I'd like to nominate Jan in the Pan.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 17:36

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 8, 2011

"MEGAWEAPON!"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 17:38

mangler103: Jun 6, 2003; You'll get those cats when you get those cats, Jane.

The moment I fell in love with MST3K:

"Mmmm...such lovely potatoes."

# ? Jun 9, 2011 17:44

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

It lists Hitler as a fairly stable veteran of the great war.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:17

QUEEN CAUCUS: Oct 26, 2004; The rodent of your dreams

Stay away from his(?) powerful hind legs!

Mr.B is a formidable aerial attacker, raining down twirling glittering death from above. Alacrity aside, Mr.B has a scanty HP pool, but can evade grappling moves with piercing shrieks and cackles causing momentary -wtf- status.

The key to playing Mr.B well is always staying on the move and in the air. Too much downtime will send him into a spiraling pill-popping depression.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:24

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Stay away from his(?) powerful hind legs!

Mr.B is a formidable aerial attacker, raining down twirling glittering death from above. Alacrity aside, Mr.B has a scanty HP pool, but can evade grappling moves with piercing shrieks and cackles causing momentary -wtf- status.

The key to playing Mr.B well is always staying on the move and in the air. Too much downtime will send him into a spiraling pill-popping depression.

I see Mr. B's fighting style as a Darkstalkers-style deal where she keeps summoning brass musical instruments into his hands to smack/honk at her opponents.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:51

Terror Shark: Dec 17, 2010

"I wonder if there is beer on the Sun"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:08

Chlorus: Jun 1, 2011

How the hell did I forget my all time favorite:
"Gentlemen, it seems we are not all in agreement." "I disagree!"

Sufficient springs! **whistles**

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:21

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Chlorus posted:

How the hell did I forget my all time favorite:
"Gentlemen, it seems we are not all in agreement." "I disagree!"

Rip his band uniform, then he'll have to pay for it!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:27

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; Computer:
Erase this entire post.

"Just one guy...just one guy talking. That was just one guy doing both voices..."

Human Centipede and Birdemic be damned: Manos is still the worst film ever made.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:28

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Railing Kill posted:

"Just one guy...just one guy talking. That was just one guy doing both voices..."

Human Centipede and Birdemic be damned: Manos is still the worst film ever made.

Manos is worse but The Room is close.

Death by Snicker snack.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:32

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

I'm back!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:34

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Stay away from his(?) powerful hind legs!

In fighting game terms, Mr. B is like an inverse Bridget from Guilty Gear.

penis sandwich posted:

I'm back!

C'mon, I just teleported here! It's impressive!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:39

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

JethroMcB posted:

C'mon, I just teleported here! It's impressive!

Hey! She's dead!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:46

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Hey! She's dead!

Captain, I think it's very noble of you to give that dead woman another chance.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:49

Fighting Trousers: May 17, 2011; Does this excite you, girl?

Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?

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bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Look alive everyone. Oh sorry Susan

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