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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > MST3K Quote Thread: I regret nothing!
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Zamboni_Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.


 This movie is refreshingly itself.

# ? May 16, 2013 04:08
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# ? May 25, 2013 21:04
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Hijinks Ensue
Jul 24, 2007


 Joel, this is going to turn into a snuff film, isn't it?

# ? May 16, 2013 04:22
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 It's just like an episode of thirtysomething, except for the dirty pictures on the wall.

# ? May 16, 2013 06:27
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Bitchtits McGee posted:

It's just like an episode of thirtysomething, except for the dirty pictures on the wall.

This is just like Citizen Kane.

Yeah, except it's not very good.

# ? May 16, 2013 21:42
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Lucky Cat
May 1, 2009



 You got mud on your face,
You big disgrace,
Shovin' those sandwiches into your face,
Singing, "We will, we will, ROWSDOWER!"

# ? May 17, 2013 22:17
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Lucky Cat posted:

You got mud on your face,
You big disgrace,
Shovin' those sandwiches into your face,
Singing, "We will, we will, ROWSDOWER!"

SING IT!

# ? May 18, 2013 00:24
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Lucky Cat posted:

You got mud on your face,
You big disgrace,
Shovin' those sandwiches into your face,
Singing, "We will, we will, ROWSDOWER!"

TUSK!

# ? May 18, 2013 00:38
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Zamboni_Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.


 The girl in lover's lane
With Jack Elam
Not Jack LaLanne (not La-Laane)
And lots of actors
There's no time to name
A screenplay by Jo Heims
That's pretty lame (pretty lame)
The entire crew
Feels a sense of shame (shame)
If only they had half a brain
They could attain
A measure of fame
From a film like Shane
But no,
To their disdain
The Girl in Lover's Lane

# ? May 18, 2013 04:45
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muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



 The hero's name is "Big Stupid?"

# ? May 18, 2013 05:04
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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!

muscles like this? posted:

The hero's name is "Big Stupid?"

Big Stupid to the rescue!

# ? May 18, 2013 15:40
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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The girl in lover's lane
With Jack Elam
Not Jack LaLanne (not La-Laane)
And lots of actors
There's no time to name
A screenplay by Jo Heims
That's pretty lame (pretty lame)
The entire crew
Feels a sense of shame (shame)
If only they had half a brain
They could attain
A measure of fame
From a film like Shane
But no,
To their disdain
The Girl in Lover's Lane

The Girl In Lover's Lane!

# ? May 18, 2013 16:42
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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


 A bucket of filth, filth, filth...

# ? May 18, 2013 22:46
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 Did his head just turn into a big sucker?

# ? May 20, 2013 11:42
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Rirse
May 6, 2006

ASK ME ABOUT KEEPING A SCARECROW IN MY ROOM AND THE TWITTER THAT MOCKING ME


 Not a quote, but I forgot about the really bizzare guy showing up at the very end of "The Deadly Bees" just as the credits rolls. It just so bizzare since the movie had some really goofy music playing at the time.

# ? May 21, 2013 04:01
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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


 Would you like a glass of cigarettes?

# ? May 21, 2013 04:07
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 Has the hate gone out of our marriage?

# ? May 21, 2013 16:17
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Zeether posted:

Would you like a glass of cigarettes?

LETS SMOKE ALOT!

# ? May 22, 2013 00:36
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 Jeez, you could shave with her voice!

# ? May 22, 2013 00:36
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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!


 Mike, I'm scared.

# ? May 22, 2013 01:35
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

 THAT WAS A GOOD CRAP!

# ? May 22, 2013 01:41
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

BooDoug187 posted:

THAT WAS A GOOD CRAP!

"All right, what sorta weird-rear end get-up is she gonna have on this time?”

# ? May 22, 2013 02:16
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Mister Kingdom posted:

"All right, what sorta weird-rear end get-up is she gonna have on this time?”

So what time is your swim meet?

# ? May 22, 2013 02:34
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

BooDoug187 posted:

THAT WAS A GOOD CRAP!

LET'S WATCH "GHOST DAD" AGAIN!

# ? May 22, 2013 04:57
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 Wow, I'm really learning a lot about porn today!

# ? May 22, 2013 05:32
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Wow, I'm really learning a lot about porn today!

He's the kindly old pornographer!

# ? May 22, 2013 07:24
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 He went to a convention once and found out some of the other pornographers were making the women undress!

# ? May 22, 2013 09:33
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

He went to a convention once and found out some of the other pornographers were making the women undress!

This is a bit of a stretch for him, he's used to filming elves!

# ? May 22, 2013 10:19
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 Is a "daughter" the thing with the wheels and the... no, wait, I'm thinking of a bicycle.

# ? May 22, 2013 10:38
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Is a "daughter" the thing with the wheels and the... no, wait, I'm thinking of a bicycle.

Oh goody, this guy!

# ? May 22, 2013 13:31
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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!


 A young Benazir Bhutto robs the malt shop!

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


 So if you haven't been following the Rifftrax thread over in CD, unfortunately they weren't able to get the rights to riff Twilight live.


Instead they got STARSHIP TROOPERS.

Thoughts?

# ? May 22, 2013 22:14
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Rirse
May 6, 2006

ASK ME ABOUT KEEPING A SCARECROW IN MY ROOM AND THE TWITTER THAT MOCKING ME


 So glad the future has CONSTANT ORGAN MUSIC!

# ? May 23, 2013 04:44
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 PUSH BUTTON PHONING!!!!

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

So if you haven't been following the Rifftrax thread over in CD, unfortunately they weren't able to get the rights to riff Twilight live.


Instead they got STARSHIP TROOPERS.

Thoughts?

That is not at all a bad thing.

# ? May 23, 2013 13:16
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