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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > MST3K Quote Thread: I regret nothing!
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jazz babies
Mar 7, 2007



 We are Ken.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:34
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

jazz babies posted:

We are Ken.

No, it's not Ken, it's Ken. You're confusing him with Ken.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:46
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

jazz babies posted:

We are Ken.

I invite you to pull my finger.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:51
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Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Greatest Survivor ever!
Deal with it bitches!!!

 Did everyone else enjoy the revamped tunnel sequence at the beginning of the Gamera DVD?

# ? Aug 8, 2011 06:56
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TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

Clamknuckle posted:

Did everyone else enjoy the revamped tunnel sequence at the beginning of the Gamera DVD?

It made me squeal with delight. Seriously, I love Shout, because they really put a lot of effort in to these sets and just flat out get the show better than Rhino ever did.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 07:48
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Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Greatest Survivor ever!
Deal with it bitches!!!

TL posted:

It made me squeal with delight. Seriously, I love Shout, because they really put a lot of effort in to these sets and just flat out get the show better than Rhino ever did.

They definitely do. They also try a lot harder to get movie rights than Rhino ever did. Although Rhino did steal that one Godzilla movie for us.

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Bitchtits McGee posted:

No, it's not Ken, it's Ken. You're confusing him with Ken.
Not everyone is Steve!

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wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Not everyone is Steve!

It's uh, Dong, sir.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 11:45
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

wyoming posted:

It's uh, Dong, sir.

Try not to pass in front of the actors, Gomez.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 I just really miss Toblerone.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 12:59
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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Grandpa Pap posted:

I just really miss Toblerone.

We're getting a big slab of Toblerone here!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 14:52
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TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

 YOU MUST LEAVE THE BRONX.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 15:38
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 'ey 'ey, spread out! Gimme some laughing room, here!

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LP97S
Apr 25, 2008


 You know, we haven't taken the time to enjoy the death of that devil-vampire woman.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 17:04
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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night.


 The Season 3 Gamera isn't a "classic" episode, but there's a lot of great bits. I love Servo's devil child riffs for Kenny. There's also the surreal part with Tom and Crow singing the MST3K theme to annoy Joel as Gamera is shot into space.

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bad posts ahead!!!
Feb 16, 2007

hepburn supremacy

 Why study industrial arts?
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

Why study industrial arts?

Cause you're bad at math!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 19:45
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

Why study industrial arts?






I keep "Popular Mechanics" under my mattress!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 Thanks to my degree in Industrial Arts, I knew my wife was having an affair.

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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Thanks to my degree in Industrial Arts, I knew my wife was having an affair.

When the house started to fall down hill that was a different story...

# ? Aug 9, 2011 20:53
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

 Help MEEEE, I can't do anything about it HELP

# ? Aug 9, 2011 21:26
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 ♪ oh you never will believe where those Keebler cookies come from ♪

# ? Aug 9, 2011 21:43
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

BooDoug187 posted:

When the house started to fall down hill that was a different story...

Now, people like to whisper 'sink hole' in this neighborhood, but...

# ? Aug 9, 2011 21:51
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Yes, one of these in every home!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 21:54
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 Oh, the previous tenant didn't flush!

# ? Aug 9, 2011 21:57
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 We can use the toaster or a lamp.

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Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



 why don't they look

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

 ♪ Tool operator... Tooooooooooool operator... ♪

# ? Aug 9, 2011 22:18
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 Actors. Who can...read lines. And, read can...interact. With others.

# ? Aug 9, 2011 22:22
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 No matter what job you go into after you graduate, your voice changes.

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Sanschel
Aug 9, 2002



 WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005

Practical Demon posted:

Actors. Who can...read lines. And, read can...interact. With others.

Actor? More likely you joust with milk maids behind the barn!

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kangal
Mar 16, 2003

Pissed off at numbers.

Sanschel posted:

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!

Whelp, day's getting away from me... ROXXEEEE, HEY ROXY

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Zamboni_Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Grandpa Pap posted:

We can use the toaster or a lamp.

I put a patio in the living room!

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

RandolphCarter posted:

Actor? More likely you joust with milk maids behind the barn!

Hey, I'm not gay! <>

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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 I'm not a flower!

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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Evil Mastermind posted:

Hey, I'm not gay! <>

Bitchtits McGee posted:

I'm not a flower!

I'm not a commie!

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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

RandolphCarter posted:

Actor? More likely you joust with milk maids behind the barn!

Not an act-or!

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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 ...and then I'll ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I'm not an alien!

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!

kangal posted:

Whelp, day's getting away from me... ROXXEEEE, HEY ROXY

*ding* Sex Appeal!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 05:04
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