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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > MST3K Quote Thread: I regret nothing!
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Practical Demon posted:

Never show a good movie in the middle of your crappy movie...
# ? Jun 12, 2011 01:56
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# ? May 25, 2013 20:44
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

Grandpa Pap posted:



It's just a sign that says "Star Wars?"

Also: "Hey, you got a camera rig on your car!"

# ? Jun 12, 2011 02:03
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Zamboni_Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

It's just a sign that says "Star Wars?"

Reminding one of the movie "Star Wars."

# ? Jun 12, 2011 02:04
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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


 I just saw Catching Trouble. My god that was horrible.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 02:23
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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night.


 "Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear."

# ? Jun 12, 2011 06:12
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

bobkatt013 posted:

I just saw Catching Trouble. My god that was horrible.

It is pretty shocking to watch some 70 years later.

"Ross tries to towel away the evil, but nothing doing."

# ? Jun 12, 2011 06:36
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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

JAZZ HANDS


 Da-na da-dun-dun-DUN! It's The Brak Show, starring me, I'm Brak! It's the Brak show, and we've got lots of great guests!

# ? Jun 12, 2011 06:41
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QUEEN CAUCUS
Oct 26, 2004

The rodent of your dreams

bobkatt013 posted:

I just saw Catching Trouble. My god that was horrible.

Oh god it absolutely rips me apart when I hear those baby animals screaming in fear. Even the guide looked like he wanted to be anywhere else but there.

At least the narrator seemed proud of his boyfriend.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 06:43
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Dungeon Ecology posted:

"Gerbil Check!"

"Contemplate Shrews"


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

At least the narrator seemed proud of his boyfriend.

The less said about this... the better.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 07:02
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The Selling Wizard
Apr 10, 2009

CAN I BUM A SMOKE
OFF YA, SPACE MAN

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

At least the narrator seemed proud of his boyfriend.

Let me relax with a little black book and the gay nightlife.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 07:07
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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

JAZZ HANDS


 Thank goodness for internal genitalia!

# ? Jun 12, 2011 07:30
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jazz babies
Mar 7, 2007

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Queen Caucus, I hope you don't mind, but I'm posting your works so far...and I'm almost tempted to propose an MST Avatar Army using them.



Also, aside from the shocking lack of Torgo and Ortega, I think what we really need is Peter Graves. In anything. Maybe him torturing a grasshopper in Beginning of the End or something.

edit: And oh god forgive me for saying this, but Mr. B Natural too.

Do one of Steve!

# ? Jun 12, 2011 07:43
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

jazz babies posted:

Do one of Steve!

Not everyone's name is Steve!

# ? Jun 12, 2011 08:20
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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

JAZZ HANDS

The Selling Wizard posted:

Let me relax with a little black book and the gay nightlife.

I think Oscar Wilde only WISHED he was this gay.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 10:26
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Futhark
Apr 3, 2009

Niggurath posted:

WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Joel, are they hurting her?"

"Hey it's the Speedy Delivery Guy and boy does he have a package."





Oh, come on!

# ? Jun 12, 2011 11:08
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Sanschel
Aug 9, 2002



 Why don't they look, Ralph. Tell me, why don't they look?

# ? Jun 12, 2011 15:11
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Sanschel posted:

Why don't they look, Ralph. Tell me, why don't they look?

You're deep, Ernie.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 15:27
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Grandpa Pap posted:

You're deep, Ernie.

Toro, toro, heh, heh, I'm kidding...

# ? Jun 12, 2011 15:32
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Grandpa Pap posted:

Not everyone's name is Steve!

Steve?

# ? Jun 12, 2011 16:27
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

BooDoug187 posted:

Steve?

Steve One, go that way! Steve Two, come with me!

# ? Jun 12, 2011 16:29
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

Grandpa Pap posted:

Not everyone's name is Steve!

Hard to trust a guy not named Steve...

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 Steves don't preach, I'm in trouble deep!

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:


 I'm having Critters' varmint!

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005


 Look, Polish!

Look, Polish?

Look, Polish.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

happyhippy posted:

Look, Polish!

Look, Polish?

Look, Polish.

ZAH!

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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you.

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muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



 Steve had crackers.

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

muscles like this? posted:

Steve had crackers.

Are you playing some kind of game?

# ? Jun 12, 2011 19:06
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

happyhippy posted:

Look, Polish!

Look, Polish?

Look, Polish.

Beer Wine, wine made from fresh beer.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 19:24
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Beer Wine, wine made from fresh beer.

I don't know why but I'm suddenly in the mood for CARNATION ICE CREAM.

# ? Jun 12, 2011 19:40
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

BooDoug187 posted:

I don't know why but I'm suddenly in the mood for CARNATION ICE CREAM.

Ed McMahon's Budweiser Ice Cream! HEYY-OOOOOOO

# ? Jun 12, 2011 19:58
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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Sanschel posted:

Why don't they look, Ralph. Tell me, why don't they look?

*pulls down shade *

There, I made my problem go away

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bourbon legend
Jan 4, 2011


 "...I hope that's a Clark bar..."

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

muscles like this? posted:

Steve had crackers.

AADJKA!

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Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

I don't always shut out teams,
but when I do,
I do it handsomely.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

AADJKA!

I had my breasts lowered and my hips pulled out at odd angles, I hope that’s okay.

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Dr. Doorknob
Jan 15, 2007
And The Amazing Electromagnetic Thing

bourbon legend posted:

"...I hope that's a Clark bar..."

Can I have some money for some Chuckles?

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 The first director to realize the dramatic potential of a rectal thermometer.

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Zamboni_Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.


 She's listening to the German explaining station.

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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 I sure love the Yelling Channel.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 So how much of North America did the elves colonize?

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