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Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Try not to do this during your speech!

"Did you know..."
-- I have little bunnies painted on my knees? I do!

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Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

Oh, put a sock in it, Legolas.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 03:45

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

Dr_Strangelove posted:

No, it's a movie loaf. Made from parts of real movies, chunked and formed.

Y'know, four movies went into the making of this film.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 03:46

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

It's like they had two servings of tension and tried to stretch out for seven people.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 03:57

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Bitchtits McGee posted:

You were like, "meh meh meh, olive loaf, bluh bluh bluh".

Which episode was this one in again?

# ? Nov 18, 2011 04:13

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Zeether posted:

Oh, put a sock in it, Legolas.

I should be playing canasta with Saruman!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 04:27

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

He maintains an appliance...DA DA DAA DAAAAAAH!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 05:08

bad posts ahead!!!: Feb 16, 2007; hepburn supremacy

Evil Mastermind posted:

Which episode was this one in again?

Bride of the Monster

# ? Nov 18, 2011 06:05

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

He maintains an appliance...DA DA DAA DAAAAAAH!

Zenith Corporation recommends you do not wire your television to metal doors...

# ? Nov 18, 2011 06:15

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.

Where's my bike? I reported it stolen eighty years ago!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 07:07

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

Haruharuharuko posted:

Where's my bike? I reported it stolen eighty years ago!

Watch out, walnut stampede!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 08:08

Payndz: Sep 22, 2006; I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium. Thank you. I'm Peter Graves.

Staring at the window for seven hours finally pays off!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 08:59

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; Shines like Gold.

Remind me to pawn this thread for booze!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 13:38

Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

This is how much pure cocaine you would have to be on to enjoy this movie.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 15:07

bad posts ahead!!!: Feb 16, 2007; hepburn supremacy

What's wrong, Dick?

Joel: WHAT'D you call me?

# ? Nov 18, 2011 16:48

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

Cabbit posted:

Remind me to pawn this thread for booze!

Any Jim Beam in there?

# ? Nov 18, 2011 16:51

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006; She's from a small village near Surrey and oh my, this lady sure loves going into detail of her growing up and my tea's gone cold and sour.

Really struggling to feign attention at this point.

I hope they don't smell me

# ? Nov 18, 2011 16:55

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

What's wrong, Dick?

Joel: WHAT'D you call me?

The dog's meat; have you seen it?

# ? Nov 18, 2011 16:58

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

Evil Mastermind posted:

The dog's meat; have you seen it?

Mom... my nuts?

# ? Nov 18, 2011 17:17

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; Shines like Gold.

Calaveron posted:

I hope they don't smell me

Calaveron sends in his trained flatulence to scout the room.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 18:10

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

penis sandwich posted:

Mom... my nuts?

So, down one mother, up a matchbook. Not too bad...

# ? Nov 18, 2011 18:26

Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

It's the anime version of Peter Rabbit.

# ? Nov 18, 2011 18:29

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

Someone turn off the fat rotating guy!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 20:59

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

To Wendy's!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 21:08

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Futhark posted:

Someone turn off the fat rotating guy!

Look's like TV's Frank is doing alright for himself!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 21:14

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; Shines like Gold.

Gotta get some of that soup!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 21:49

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

More gravy!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 21:51

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

The prime rib is gone!

# ? Nov 18, 2011 22:05

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Those drat thugs, giving him a towel!

# ? Nov 19, 2011 00:39

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005

This better be a strip folk song.

# ? Nov 19, 2011 01:08

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Please, Mike, I beg you! I'll never rush the Halloween season again!

# ? Nov 19, 2011 02:40

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

This is the first color movie that needs to be colorized!

# ? Nov 19, 2011 02:55

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

"Never before in the annals of kid-dom had a toy been sucked into the Whirlpool of Death!"

God I just love the episode for Godzilla vs Megalon. I used to love the hell out of GOdzilla movies when I was a little kid and even I knew that movie was so terrible it was funny.

# ? Nov 19, 2011 04:44

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Akileese posted:

"Never before in the annals of kid-dom had a toy been sucked into the Whirlpool of Death!"

God I just love the episode for Godzilla vs Megalon. I used to love the hell out of GOdzilla movies when I was a little kid and even I knew that movie was so terrible it was funny.

Same, I guess putting a terribly annoying kid in the middle of monster movie is poison. That's why Gamera only did it in 3 of its sequels!

# ? Nov 19, 2011 04:46

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

LP97S posted:

Same, I guess putting a terribly annoying kid in the middle of monster movie is poison. That's why Gamera only did it in 3 of its sequels!

It's not even just the kid though. There's a few mind blowing scenes where even if you're paying attention you just have no idea what's going on. Starting with that god drat car they drive.

# ? Nov 19, 2011 04:54

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; Shines like Gold.

Women love his beige sports car.

# ? Nov 19, 2011 05:22

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008; We're on a mission from God

I use this series as a litmus test for determining whether someone is worth dating. Don't like MST3k? Go to hell

# ? Nov 19, 2011 06:26

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

...is that wrong? Weird, sure, but...

# ? Nov 19, 2011 07:06

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Akileese posted:

"Never before in the annals of kid-dom had a toy been sucked into the Whirlpool of Death!"

God I just love the episode for Godzilla vs Megalon. I used to love the hell out of GOdzilla movies when I was a little kid and even I knew that movie was so terrible it was funny.

There's only one problem, you've caught us in the middle of our production of La Cage Aux Folles.

# ? Nov 19, 2011 09:01

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# ? May 19, 2013 00:53

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

You know, in France, Mike Connors is considered a genius.

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