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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

lenoon posted:

It'd be horrible to die to the strains of david sanborn.

Looks like most of the buildings have left the Bronx.

# ? Dec 15, 2011 05:19

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# ? May 18, 2013 11:11

lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Looks like most of the buildings have left the Bronx.

My favourite episode, almost entirely due to Toblerone.

"I should be playing canasta with Saruman!"

# ? Dec 15, 2011 06:57

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

lenoon posted:

My favourite episode, almost entirely due to Toblerone.

"I should be playing canasta with Saruman!"

Hey, give me some laughin' room here!

# ? Dec 15, 2011 10:37

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

We're gettin' a big slab of Toblerone!

# ? Dec 15, 2011 12:38

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

The Italians really embrace life!

# ? Dec 15, 2011 13:31

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

lenoon posted:

My favourite episode, almost entirely due to Toblerone.

"I should be playing canasta with Saruman!"

Sir, I believe you have confused Deathstalker and Escape 2000.

# ? Dec 15, 2011 15:37

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

JethroMcB posted:

We're gettin' a big slab of Toblerone!

I just really miss Toblerone

# ? Dec 15, 2011 15:43

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Gary saw a silverfish! AHHHHHH!

# ? Dec 15, 2011 17:26

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

Oh hey, I had the radio on. Was I supposed to leave the Bronx?

# ? Dec 15, 2011 19:46

RandolphCarter: Jul 30, 2005

The GC Corporation sucks!

# ? Dec 15, 2011 20:54

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Is that true, do you suck?

# ? Dec 15, 2011 20:57

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

Yes, I invented New York City...

# ? Dec 15, 2011 21:10

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

"Maybe you intend to go down there...and convince them to waste themselves...with some dynamite?"
"Ahaha, nooo, I don't think so."
"You guys didn't rehearse, did you?"

# ? Dec 15, 2011 21:54

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

All buildings will have Selectric typewriters...

# ? Dec 15, 2011 22:03

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Squadron Nine arrives at the Carnegie Deli!

# ? Dec 16, 2011 01:49

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

I'll tell you about this lunch I had the other day, there were broads, and lunch, and broads!

# ? Dec 16, 2011 04:29

lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Sir, I believe you have confused Deathstalker and Escape 2000.

I watched them one after another yesterday.

Noone wants to sit on a john filled with Dynamite!

I did that once, it was a bad idea

# ? Dec 16, 2011 07:12

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

I know there's a rifftrax thread, but they just released Warriors of the Wasteland which is directed by the same fellow who directed Escape 2000 and made the same ~~month~~ year. Sadly the movie itself does not have the same je ne sais quoi as Escape 2000, but the riffing is pretty good.

# ? Dec 16, 2011 12:31

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

LP97S posted:

Sadly the movie itself does not have the same je ne sais quoi as Escape 2000

I believe what you're looking for here is Toblerone.

Thanks for the heads-up, I will have to check that out. Sign me up for any bad Italian schlock job getting what it deserves.

# ? Dec 16, 2011 12:42

muscles like this?: Jan 17, 2005; BOGGLE?

JethroMcB posted:

I believe what you're looking for here is Toblerone.

Thanks for the heads-up, I will have to check that out. Sign me up for any bad Italian schlock job getting what it deserves.

While there's no Toblerone, the guy who plays Strike (aka the creepy guy who lives in the sewers with a little kid) is the "hero" of Warriors of the Wasteland.

# ? Dec 16, 2011 12:51

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Are you anywhere in this car?!

# ? Dec 16, 2011 13:56

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

And I've got Jazzercise!

# ? Dec 16, 2011 15:01

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

We must protect this dirty box!

# ? Dec 16, 2011 20:23

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Once again, the movie states unflinchingly that there...is..a city...

# ? Dec 16, 2011 21:00

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001

LP97S posted:

I know there's a rifftrax thread, but they just released Warriors of the Wasteland which is directed by the same fellow who directed Escape 2000 and made the same ~~month~~ year. Sadly the movie itself does not have the same je ne sais quoi as Escape 2000, but the riffing is pretty good.

Warriors of the Wasteland is pretty good, but I think Buffalo Rider (another recent release) is hilarious. Like on-par with the best MST3K episodes.

# ? Dec 16, 2011 22:35

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

You've seen me, and I've had it!

# ? Dec 17, 2011 06:03

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Grandpa Pap posted:

You've seen me, and I've had it!

I know it's wrong, but he smells delicious!

# ? Dec 17, 2011 07:42

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Squadron Nine arrives at the Carnegie Deli!

Hurry! We don't have a permit to film here!

# ? Dec 17, 2011 09:29

lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

Once again, the movie states unflinchingly that there...is..a city...

And they establish the hell out of it

# ? Dec 17, 2011 09:38

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Grandpa Pap posted:

Hurry! We don't have a permit to film here!

Hey, it is pretty nice up here! Traffic seems pretty mild...

# ? Dec 17, 2011 15:35

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

NEWS! This is actual news!

# ? Dec 17, 2011 16:36

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

I know it's wrong, but he smells delicious!

Know him? He was delicious!

# ? Dec 17, 2011 18:05

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

I am an architect in a small Midwestern Bronx...

# ? Dec 17, 2011 22:21

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I am an architect in a small Midwestern Bronx...

I'm going to take all of your names.

# ? Dec 18, 2011 00:30

Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

# ? Dec 18, 2011 06:13

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.