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Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Three years ago, Gozinbulx started a thread with a simple aim:

Gozinbulx posted:

Title says it all. I know theres lots of fans of this show here, and to those of us with access to a lot of episodes, I'd like to get some recommendations for some good ones, as well as suggesting a few.

Three years and 265 pages of quotes later, Aatrek shut it down. However, he did flat out ask for another! So here we go again!

quote:

Oh baby, Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!
He comes to save the day in a broken truck.
With a stinky denim jacket on his back.
He couldn't help this movie, which really sucked!
But at least we didn't have to see him play [falters] h-hackey sack....
What?!
Sorry, I panicked.

When the last thread left off, we were gifted with the following from Queen Caucus:

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Coming to you on behalf of my boyfriend, who is starting up a fun project of drawing the MST3K episode 'stars' as if they were in a fighting game. He's got some of the fan favorites like Rowsdower, Torgo, and a few others but there's just so many to choose from. Some of them are honestly hard to pick. Like Time Chasers. Who would you ever choose from Time Chasers? And many other episodes and characters. Any suggestions?

Here is his MST gallery: http://futuredami.deviantart.com/gallery/30658167

Suggestions thus far include David Ryder (AKA Smash Lampjaw, Dirk Hardpec, Bob Johnson...), The Great Vorelli/Hugo, Mitchell, Pumaman, and Eegah.

Personally, I'd like to see REX DART, ESKIMO SPY!

edit: Rifftrax talk is not exactly discouraged, but let's try to keep the majority of it in CD.

Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 02:17

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Aatrek: Jul 19, 2004; my god

we're adrift in the heavens

I regret nothing!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:29

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER: Jun 19, 2004; wow
so skull
rad
HAIL SATAN

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Suggestions thus far include David Ryder (AKA Smash Lampjaw, Dirk Hardpec, Bob Johnson...), The Great Vorelli/Hugo, Mitchell, Pumaman, and Eegah.

Personally, I'd like to see REX DART, ESKIMO SPY!

How about the Club Scum M.C. from Hobgoblins?

"Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:32

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Personally, I'd like to see REX DART, ESKIMO SPY!

Jet Jaguar, his head looks like Jack Nicholson!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:40

muscles like this?: Jan 17, 2005; BOGGLE?

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

How about the Club Scum M.C. from Hobgoblins?

"Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?"

Club Scum MC=

Also: PUMPING BUFFALO?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:42

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:43

muscles like this?: Jan 17, 2005; BOGGLE?

Mister Kingdom posted:

So I'm attracted to guys now?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

muscles like this? posted:

So I'm attracted to guys now?

Mr. B, you're hot!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:47

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mr. B, you're hot!

OH MY GOD, PLEASE SAY THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 01:54

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Sidenote, I'm actually working on a set of MST3K based levels for LBP. If anyone's interested and would like to get a Forrester, Frank, and the SOL for their own projects, look up my initial test "Gizmonic Institute".

# ? Jun 9, 2011 02:05

Fighting Trousers: May 17, 2011; Does this excite you, girl?

Mister Kingdom posted:

My skull!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 02:09

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Suggestions thus far include David Ryder (AKA Smash Lampjaw, Dirk Hardpec, Bob Johnson...), The Great Vorelli/Hugo, Mitchell, Pumaman, and Eegah.

Personally, I'd like to see REX DART, ESKIMO SPY!

Glad to see Trumpy is there, because he can do magic!

I would suggest Moon from The Beatniks and any guy in a hat from Radar Secret Service. "I demand you tell me my character's name!"

Also, Mamie Van Doren and Mel Torme Girls Town. "Careful, it's where my Velvet Fog emanates from!"

Jet Jaguar fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 02:38

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Chlorus: Jun 1, 2011

"I'm going to Agent from HARM you!"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 03:04

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

"I'm sorry that these two didn't end up together."
"...but they did."
"Oh. Well then I'm sorry about that."

Roped a friend with only passing familiarity with the show into watching Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. When I watch MST3K movies with somebody who's never seen it before, it's like rediscovering how weird these things are. The whiplash-inducing plot movement in that "film" is just absurd.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 03:07

ExplosiveBuck: Jan 8, 2008; I swear to God I will GORE TO DEATH the next idiot who calls me "dear".

Definitely the second-fiddle alien dude from This Island Earth.

"What size skull dome do you wear?"

Ooh, ohh! And Batwoman!

ExplosiveBuck fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 03:35

# ? Jun 9, 2011 03:32

BigRed0427: Mar 22, 2007; Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.

ExplosiveBuck posted:

Ooh, ohh! And Batwoman!

Take our word for it folks, something happened here!.

What did happen? Was it something they couldn't show or was it a bad cut?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 03:40

ParagonParadox27: Jun 20, 2005

The Hitler Building!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 03:46

havalux: Oct 26, 2010

Grandpa Pap posted:

OH MY GOD, PLEASE SAY THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!!

Heh heh, that's nice... MOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 04:18

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; DAMMIT WESLEY!!!

ParagonParadox27 posted:

The Hitler Building!

"Where will we find our extensive collection of Hitler memorabilia? WHERE?"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 04:19

Deadpool: Apr 28, 2002; Mercenary? I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

Prince of Space is still my all time favorite. Season 8 in general is pretty drat strong.

"Allow me to reference my earlier codicil on how your weapons are ineffective! Ha ha!"

# ? Jun 9, 2011 04:23

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008; JAZZ HANDS

So basically, according to themselves, the Air Force is a bunch of leather-faced, not-so-bright, heavy drinking, dull-witted speed-freaks who poop in their pants and can't make it with women, right?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 04:54

Baba Yaga Fanboy: May 18, 2011

A fellow goon posted this video link a while back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmjQM6opsJA&t=05m48s

Tom's EEEEEEEEEEEEEND! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! contains a rage not of this Earth.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 04:57

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Queen Caucus, I hope you don't mind, but I'm posting your works so far...and I'm almost tempted to propose an MST Avatar Army using them.

Also, aside from the shocking lack of Torgo and Ortega, I think what we really need is Peter Graves. In anything. Maybe him torturing a grasshopper in Beginning of the End or something.

edit: And oh god forgive me for saying this, but Mr. B Natural too.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 05:11

Bobby The Rookie: Jun 2, 2005; Flipmode is the greatest.

Coiley and Mr. B are pretty obvious omissions thus far, I think Ben Murphy or Buffalo Bill from Riding with Death would make a great addition, as well as Ken from Fugitive Alien (or Rocky, for forklift action). Honestly, I could list a bunch.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 05:38

mudcrabs: Dec 30, 2010; by Ozmaugh

Indestructible Man, and Rose from Gunslinger!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 06:37

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Success! I have built the titular Crawling Eye in LBP! Huzzah!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 06:52

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

The beast, Coleman Francis and Santa Claus need to be included

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:21

Bobby The Rookie: Jun 2, 2005; Flipmode is the greatest.

Cherokee Jack, with the special ability to indignantly confirm his own identity.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:24

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

bobkatt013 posted:

The beast, Coleman Francis and Santa Claus need to be included

Dude, you can't just say "Santa Claus" you need to specify which one!

And yes, either Lobo or the Beast of Yucca Flats need representation.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:29

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Dude, you can't just say "Santa Claus" you need to specify which one!

And yes, either Lobo or the Beast of Yucca Flats need representation.

The creepy creepy one from Santa Claus with his friend Merlin

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:32

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT: Mar 31, 2008

How about anyone from Sidehackers? Or wait, Pitch from Santa Claus would be PERFECT.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:34

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

I believe two Joe Don Baker's might be needed. I'd love to see Mitchell and Sheriff Geronimo in an all-out brawl. Or, you know, eating contest.

Meatballs fried in la-aard!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:34

Chlorus: Jun 1, 2011

Has anyone mentioned that deadly toy monkey yet from Merlin's Mystical Shop of ~~Horrors~~ Wonders?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:55

QUEEN CAUCUS: Oct 26, 2004; The rodent of your dreams

Thanks everyone for all your input! He's picking through the list and is absolutely thrilled that you like them so much, went right to work on his next one.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 07:58

Sanschel: Aug 9, 2002

Watch out for snakes!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 08:14

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Ok, after trial and error (and also a shitload of fun), Little Big Planet has a new level. Do a search for "MST3K The Crawling Eye" and it should pop right up!

Now accepting suggestions for my next work.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 09:59

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; You wildly underestimated my liver's ability to metabolize toxins.

Fist Ironstag has to be drawn. Come on. His name is Slab Bulkhead, how can you not draw him?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 10:04

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER: Jun 19, 2004; wow
so skull
rad
HAIL SATAN

Oh god, one of the dudes from Deathstalker with the bat-wing helm.

Or Troxartas. I need someone to paint my van!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 10:34

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

DocFrance posted:

So basically, according to themselves, the Air Force is a bunch of leather-faced, not-so-bright, heavy drinking, dull-witted speed-freaks who poop in their pants and can't make it with women, right?

Is your head odd, misshapen? Join the Air Force!

_{USAF vet here}

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Sanschel: Aug 9, 2002

Drawing suggestion: ~~El Santo~~Samson

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