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BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

If only we had a death ray... HEY!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 18:23

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# ? May 23, 2013 06:57

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

Death ray's just rattling around the trunk... Hope they wrapped a blanket around it.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:12

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Well, I don't know about the death ray, but I will take a dozen of those little switches!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:53

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Of course it's phallic. Why wouldn't it be?

# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:32

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Well, I don't know about the death ray, but I will take a dozen of those little switches!

That looks like something my father would get at a yard sale.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:33

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

He got that at a rummage sale of Jack Palance's.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:40

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Jack's not getting paid to run.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 21:09

muscles like this?: Jan 17, 2005; BOGGLE?

Turns out I'm not playing Thomas Aquinas, I'm some kind of freaking WIZARD.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 21:25

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

muscles like this? posted:

Turns out I'm not playing Thomas Aquinas, I'm some kind of freaking WIZARD.

Day 2; Missed call...

# ? Jul 19, 2011 21:46

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

I... just purchased a new shovel today. Its cost... fifteen dollars. Believe it... or not.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 22:05

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Jack's "down" years.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 22:11

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Oh no... he saw City Slickers 2.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 22:25

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

I... just purchased a new shovel today. Its cost... fifteen dollars. Believe it... or not.

GAH! Don't do that!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 22:53

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

I'm Tug McGraw.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 23:01

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

_{my boat}

# ? Jul 20, 2011 03:58

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Grandpa Pap posted:

I'm Tug McGraw.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

_{my boat}

Ladies and gentlemen, they just didn't care.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 04:28

QUEEN CAUCUS: Oct 26, 2004; The rodent of your dreams

DRAWING SIGN

Terry is the best blaxploitation karate stunt driver supermodel in the business. She is also approximately 9 feet tall and highly skilled at placing the star on top the the tree come xmas time. Her hair has been classified as a national treasure, the 14th wonder of the world, and 'freakin awesome' by noted scientists.
She is the only member of the 'Avenging Angels' to have finished a book, including Bosley. Her special moves take advantage of her amazon stature with leg sweeps and high kicks that test the structural integrity of her polyester jumpsuit.
Her chain decimation finisher: Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Blacksplash, will shatter the floor causing all opponents to run like sucka-rear end chumps.

Ross Allen, herpetologist and scourge of the Everglades is a formidable character. He is a dangerous sadist who delights in the suffering of others, and prefers to kill slowly using snake venom he has personally extracted with his own fangs.
Ross begins combat on gatorback which serves as a mount and a meat-shield absorbing damage for it's cruel captor. Using Seminole blow darts he then punctures his opponents with toxic darts or snares them with an array of nets.
Ross is such a nefarious and unpleasant character that even Manos, J.T. and Pitch refuse to tag battle with him.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 05:06

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, they just didn't care.

You see, it's all because Johnny doesn't care.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atM9ZQK7OSo

# ? Jul 20, 2011 05:31

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

DRAWING SIGN

Ross Allen, herpetologist and scourge of the Everglades is a formidable character. He is a dangerous sadist who delights in the suffering of others, and prefers to kill slowly using snake venom he has personally extracted with his own fangs.
Ross begins combat on gatorback which serves as a mount and a meat-shield absorbing damage for it's cruel captor. Using Seminole blow darts he then punctures his opponents with toxic darts or snares them with an array of nets.
Ross is such a nefarious and unpleasant character that even Manos, J.T. and Pitch refuse to tag battle with him.

The only one who can do massive damage to him is the creepy main character from "Why Study Industrial Arts?" short.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 06:53

Capsaicin: Nov 17, 2004; broof roof roof

Can anyone recommend good episodes that are on Netflix Instant Queue? I'm getting ready to watch The Final Sacrifice.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 08:03

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Capsaicin posted:

Can anyone recommend good episodes that are on Netflix Instant Queue? I'm getting ready to watch The Final Sacrifice.

Well, you're already off to a good start, there, eh? I don't know how much experience you have with the show, so I'll just rattle off some of the "essentials": Hobgoblins, Cave Dwellers, The Wild World of Batwoman (yes, they got sued), Monster-A-Go-Go, The Beast of Yucca Flats... actually, maybe I'd better stop before I get carried away.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 09:29

a medical mystery: Dec 15, 2007; FUN TIME
FUN TIME
FUN TIME
FUN TIME

Woman: I just can't get to you.

Crow: THERE'S. A. LADDER. IN. THE. WAY.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 14:44

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

_{my boat}

_{Does anyone want a paper? I have papers.}

# ? Jul 20, 2011 22:02

TotalHell: Feb 21, 2005; You're welcome.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Ross Allen, herpetologist and scourge of the Everglades is a formidable character. He is a dangerous sadist who delights in the suffering of others, and prefers to kill slowly using snake venom he has personally extracted with his own fangs.
Ross begins combat on gatorback which serves as a mount and a meat-shield absorbing damage for it's cruel captor. Using Seminole blow darts he then punctures his opponents with toxic darts or snares them with an array of nets.
Ross is such a nefarious and unpleasant character that even Manos, J.T. and Pitch refuse to tag battle with him.

Will Emo Philips team up with him?

# ? Jul 21, 2011 01:23

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

TotalHell posted:

Will Emo Philips team up with him?

Yeah, but he only gets to stay in the stage long enough to moan out half a line before Ross yanks his leash and takes over again.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 06:05

UP AND ADAM: Jan 24, 2007; O_O I'll be in my bunk... ;)

When I first started watching em, I used this spergy site where they grade all the episodes (http://mightyjackmst.com/MightyJack/MJ2/Grades.html). You'll find that you disagree with the ones they hated on, but I think the highest rated ones are mostly really good.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 07:46

Evanauto: Jul 27, 2007; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

UP AND ADAM posted:

When I first started watching em, I used this spergy site where they grade all the episodes (http://mightyjackmst.com/MightyJack/MJ2/Grades.html). You'll find that you disagree with the ones they hated on, but I think the highest rated ones are mostly really good.

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank only takes a Silver?! That website can gently caress off sir.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 09:59

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

TISCWSLABMUZ is SUB-PAR?

# ? Jul 21, 2011 13:04

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

TISCWSLABMUZ is SUB-PAR?

You know, I saw the sequel to this: TISCWSLABMUZ 2.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 13:59

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

Tiscwslabmuz? Isn't that the Polish guy in charge of copyright?

# ? Jul 21, 2011 14:46

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; Not of clay, but smokeless fire made...

Dr_Strangelove posted:

TISCWSLABMUZ is SUB-PAR?

Wild World of Batwoman Sub-Par?! It had the cheating short! And the horseshoe fight! And OOOOOOOOH CHING DING CHANG CHONG >_<

Also Quest of the Delta Knights is good too, drat it. And Hamlet is underrated, but you kinda have to be an English major to like it. I'm glad not all the episodes were like that, but I'm glad they did the episode.

"No, not the Servicemaster guy!"

List has a Joel bias.

There. I said it. Say it again if i had to.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 16:26

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

EndOfTheWorld posted:

OOOOOOOOH CHING DING CHANG CHONG >_<

You know... that might not actually be Chinese

# ? Jul 21, 2011 17:59

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

UP AND ADAM posted:

When I first started watching em, I used this spergy site where they grade all the episodes (http://mightyjackmst.com/MightyJack/MJ2/Grades.html). You'll find that you disagree with the ones they hated on, but I think the highest rated ones are mostly really good.

Crash of the Moons is gold and Horrors of Spider Island is sub-par? Master Ninja II over Master Ninja I? There definitely is something wrong with that site.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 18:37

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011; Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

BooDoug187 posted:

You know... that might not actually be Chinese

You're all from Nebraska, cut it out!

# ? Jul 21, 2011 18:50

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!

# ? Jul 21, 2011 22:03

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Also, SyFy was showing the 1979 Captain America movie that featured Space Mutiny's very own Reb "Bob Johnson" Brown as Cap. I couldn't take too much of it, but rest assured there were plenty of "Big McLargehuge" jokes during the time I watched.

# ? Jul 22, 2011 02:15

Redeye Flight: Mar 26, 2010; Three airlines, five connections, and every single coffee shop is closed.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

You're all from Nebraska, cut it out!

ENNND! ENNNNNNNND!

# ? Jul 22, 2011 02:30

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Look, just come here!

# ? Jul 22, 2011 03:11

Corny Cornflake: Sep 11, 2005; Latent issues? Rubbish!

ughhhhh I hate my job... sick of savin little boys; Kenny... Itchy... who's next?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhdE...&feature=relmfu

name's Gamera, sporting a 7 buck caster from Ace Hardware.

Corny Cornflake fucked around with this message at Jul 22, 2011 around 05:53

# ? Jul 22, 2011 05:51

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BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Bitchtits McGee posted:

You're all from Nebraska, cut it out!

ba daa daa daa... ba daa daa daa daaaaaa...

# ? Jul 22, 2011 18:49

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