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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So how much of North America did the elves colonize?

This is a bit of a stretch for him, he usually photographs elves!

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Really Really Kill him Please

Did you know that Nick went on to do... play pong in his underwear while drinking beer.

Also the MC at Club Scum is Cliff McCormack from Veronica Mars. God drat you Hobgoblins :argh:

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Jun 13, 2011

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Are you playing some kind of game?

Nobody followed up on this and it makes me sad :(

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Nobody followed up on this and it makes me sad :(

Was his watch right? We may never know...

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

BooDoug187 posted:

Was his watch right? We may never know...

"Welp, consider yourselves conquered, I gotta go..."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

BooDoug187 posted:

Was his watch right? We may never know...

What times are it?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Grandpa Pap posted:

What times are it?

Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Thomas, the best actor in the film.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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JethroMcB posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Thomas, the best actor in the film.

So the "Best Boy" they could come up with was "Fuzzy Skinner"?

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Jun 13, 2011

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Grandpa Pap posted:

So the "Best Boy" they could come up with was "Fuzzy Skinner"?

Eastman: He came from the east, to do battle with The Amazing Rando!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

Dungeon Ecology posted:

Eastman: He came from the east, to do battle with The Amazing Rando!

Be on the lookout for Rondo! He's slightly carbonated so you can slam him down fast!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Dungeon Ecology posted:

Eastman: He came from the east, to do battle with The Amazing Rando!

Puppet wrangler? There wasn't any puppets in this movie!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

BooDoug187 posted:

Puppet wrangler? There wasn't any puppets in this movie!



Ya know, I feel kinda like Mac Davis on "The Muppet Show"...

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The chick in Werewolf is a female Tommy Wiseau

Speaking of deep cuts does this scene need to be in the film?

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Children and pregnant women should not watch this scene.

In fact, nobody should really watch any of these scenes.

Chasie
Nov 17, 2004

Don't stop believin'
Can you borrow me some bean money?

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

More love for Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell:

"Hey kid: check out yer mom..." :pervert:

"I put the...beats in my own...script and I'm...sticking to them"

"Deathstalker?! From 1st period English?"

"Try one of my blankets?: Impervious to cold and superior in moisture/vapor-proofness."

"I just heard an eagle meow."

(there's so much situational humor in that one that it's hard to quote without context).

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Dungeon Ecology posted:

More love for Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell:

"Hey kid: check out yer mom..." :pervert:

"I put the...beats in my own...script and I'm...sticking to them"

"Deathstalker?! From 1st period English?"

"Try one of my blankets?: Impervious to cold and superior in moisture/vapor-proofness."

"I just heard an eagle meow."

(there's so much situational humor in that one that it's hard to quote without context).

Tron?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



"Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch!"

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

bunnyofdoom posted:

"Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch!"

I'm a Q-Tip! What are you?

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

bunnyofdoom posted:

"Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch!"

"Pantyhose are itchy: Itchy-itchy-itchy!"

"Did you see my butt?"

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

Dungeon Ecology posted:

More love for Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell:

"Hey kid: check out yer mom..." :pervert:

"I put the...beats in my own...script and I'm...sticking to them"

"Deathstalker?! From 1st period English?"

"Try one of my blankets?: Impervious to cold and superior in moisture/vapor-proofness."

"I just heard an eagle meow."

(there's so much situational humor in that one that it's hard to quote without context).

I'm glad he gets hit a lot.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Grandpa Pap posted:

I'm glad he gets hit a lot.

Okay, we've seen his pits, his crotch, up his nose, the inside of his mouth... WHAT'S LEFT?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Okay, we've seen his pits, his crotch, up his nose, the inside of his mouth... WHAT'S LEFT?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

bunnyofdoom posted:

"Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look Look Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch! Look at my Crotch!"

My alma mater's finest moment.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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Dr_Strangelove posted:

My alma mater's finest moment.

Iowa State College: the high school after high school.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Rex Dart Eskimo spy

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Mister Kingdom posted:



That dude has plenty of lip and tongue action going on.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Dungeon Ecology posted:

More love for Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell:

(there's so much situational humor in that one that it's hard to quote without context).
"Don't trip over the dead guard."

I loved the swordfight where they were grabbing each other's clearly fake swords.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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Evil Mastermind posted:

"Don't trip over the dead guard."

I loved the swordfight where they were grabbing each other's clearly fake swords.

This film allowed two more actors to put "stage fighting" on their resume.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

He's going on a little camping trip! :v:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I have come here to chew sushi and kick butt and I am all out of sushi.
I know what you are thinking do I fire flames 6 hundred feet or only 5


NANA your father was a lizard and your mother was an a bomb.

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jun 14, 2011

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Well, I gotta tell you it looks like everyone's left the Bronx, Ted.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

SHUT UP IRIS

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
That means lunch won't be 'til yesterday! :downs:

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Luxembourg, get down on your bony, European knees every day and thank God you are not Japan.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Well, I gotta tell you it looks like everyone's left the Bronx, Ted.

D'oh, the Bronx is something which I should have left.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

D'oh, the Bronx is something which I should have left.

:yawn: Welp, s'pose I better leave the Bronx...

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
I'm a chocolate bar! Break bits off me and enjoy me all day long!

Futhark
Apr 3, 2009

Grandpa Pap posted:

:yawn: Welp, s'pose I better leave the Bronx...

Hey, I had the radio on - was I supposed to leave the Bronx?

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Howard Beale posted:

I'm a chocolate bar! Break bits off me and enjoy me all day long!

Well, I guess I'll take a thousand Hershey bars then.

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