MST3K Quote Thread: "He tried to kill me with a forklift! Ole!"

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

So he took shop at Harvard Law School?

# ? Jun 16, 2011 00:21

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:22

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

LP97S posted:

"Under Operation Admit the Dumb"

How does cutting the brake line fix my truck? Oh well, I'm not the mechanic! :v:

# ? Jun 16, 2011 00:50

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Grandpa Pap posted:

How does cutting the brake line fix my truck? Oh well, I'm not the mechanic!

Well, my brakes are out.

Abby's some gal!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 01:09

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Grandpa Pap posted:

How does cutting the brake line fix my truck? Oh well, I'm not the mechanic!

Lot of bag switchin' goin' on...well, you guys probably got it under control!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 01:16

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

JethroMcB posted:

Lot of bag switchin' goin' on...well, you guys probably got it under control!

Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle, is something wrong?

# ? Jun 16, 2011 01:22

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Lucky guy, he's about to find out I'm Ben Murphy. :smug:

# ? Jun 16, 2011 01:23

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

This is a pretty mellow top-secret operation, nobody's gettin' uptight, everything's cool. No baggage or hang-ups. I'm just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep mellow. That's what bein' Ben Murphy is all about.

And I'm Ben Murphy. :smug:

# ? Jun 16, 2011 01:34

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Keep on trucking.

Peace,

Ben Murphy :smug:

# ? Jun 16, 2011 01:38

Bobby The Rookie: Jun 2, 2005

Extreme MELLOWNESS advised.

# ? Jun 16, 2011 01:59

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Grandpa Pap posted:

How does cutting the brake line fix my truck? Oh well, I'm not the mechanic!

They don't call me Carl for nothing.

# ? Jun 16, 2011 02:58

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

JethroMcB posted:

This is a pretty mellow top-secret operation, nobody's gettin' uptight, everything's cool. No baggage or hang-ups. I'm just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep mellow. That's what bein' Ben Murphy is all about.

And I'm Ben Murphy.

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

# ? Jun 16, 2011 03:28

Leovinus: Apr 28, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

It's ~~nice~~ economical to have specifically a Quotes Thread because ~~there's even less content/discussion~~ you can just watch people repeating things!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 04:47

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

Let's tell each other what we're gonna do before we do it, then do it!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 05:25

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

Grandpa Pap posted:

Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle, is something wrong?

No one's ever made it through there faster than 30 miles an hour, what your speed?

About 120, is that a problem?

# ? Jun 16, 2011 05:44

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

Winged bears?!? My god, it's the end times!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 06:29

Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Well, you can keep the black barts off my mudflaps.

Gaaaah!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 06:34

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

VectorSigma posted:

Jet Jaguar? What a stupid name.

I hate these stairs. I'm a robot and I hate these stairs!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 06:47

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

ElwoodCuse posted:

No one's ever made it through there faster than 30 miles an hour, what your speed?

About 120, is that a problem?

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I love Riding with Death, but goddamn I hate that scene.

# ? Jun 16, 2011 21:19

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Rumor has it we *may*...I repeat *may* see a DVD release of Amazing Colossal Man!

# ? Jun 16, 2011 21:45

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

Jet Jaguar posted:

I hate these stairs. I'm a robot and I hate these stairs!

"Is that Jet Jaguar there?"

"No, it's another superhero of your own design..."

# ? Jun 16, 2011 22:05

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

In the interests of peace, smell yourself.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 02:25

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

You know, I saw the sequel to this: TISCWSLABMUZ 2.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 07:45

Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Get your tickets here! Get your tickets here!

# ? Jun 17, 2011 08:24

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Stupid buddhist monk, the Viet Nam War has been over for centuries!

# ? Jun 17, 2011 08:28

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

Practical Demon posted:

Get your tickets here! Get your tickets here!

So did the mother stay when the wife left, or...?

# ? Jun 17, 2011 08:36

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Grandpa Pap posted:

So did the mother stay when the wife left, or...?

I've been asked to explain the "iron and steal" joke...

# ? Jun 17, 2011 08:48

Dissapointed Owl: Jan 30, 2008; You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

That's really testing the tensile strength of the duct tape.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 12:41

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Practical Demon posted:

Get your tickets here! Get your tickets here!

Um, did you guys just see that, or did I imagine it?

# ? Jun 17, 2011 12:44

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

Even the normally sharp Ortega seems confused.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 13:20

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Grandpa Pap posted:

So did the mother stay when the wife left, or...?

I don't get it, but the kids seem to like it.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 13:29

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

Evil Mastermind posted:

I don't get it, but the kids seem to like it.

You know, the kids that snuck in here for free have gotta be feeling profoundly ripped off.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 13:46

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Grandpa Pap posted:

You know, the kids that snuck in here for free have gotta be feeling profoundly ripped off.

You know what I'm looking at?

Heh, what?

That exit sign.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 14:13

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Oh, I know a song about stock footage! It goes like this: Dada da da da dah- EAT IT MOVIE!!! TAKE THIS STUPID LITTLE COCKROACH OF A FILM, ROLL IT UP SOOO TIGHT, AND RAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR *sobs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--Ebqna1GM

# ? Jun 17, 2011 16:13

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

Monster w21 Faces posted:

Oh, I know a song about stock footage! It goes like this: Dada da da da dah- EAT IT MOVIE!!! TAKE THIS STUPID LITTLE COCKROACH OF A FILM, ROLL IT UP SOOO TIGHT, AND RAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR *sobs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--Ebqna1GM

Movie! See what you've done to Monster w21 Faces! END!!!

# ? Jun 17, 2011 16:29

Mace Bacon: Apr 16, 2008; YOU'RE SLEEPING HERE? IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING? HUH?!

I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS :cry:

# ? Jun 17, 2011 16:38

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Grandpa Pap posted:

You know, the kids that snuck in here for free have gotta be feeling profoundly ripped off.

Wash women enjoy strip tease shows I guess...

# ? Jun 17, 2011 17:00

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Monster w21 Faces posted:

Oh, I know a song about stock footage! It goes like this: Dada da da da dah- EAT IT MOVIE!!! TAKE THIS STUPID LITTLE COCKROACH OF A FILM, ROLL IT UP SOOO TIGHT, AND RAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR *sobs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--Ebqna1GM

Here you go this will help. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11ZU2HceDg

# ? Jun 17, 2011 17:08

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

bobkatt013 posted:

Here you go this will help. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11ZU2HceDg

Crank-whore?

# ? Jun 17, 2011 17:44

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 30 days!

BooDoug187 posted:

Wash women enjoy strip tease shows I guess...

Must be free chicken wings or something.

# ? Jun 17, 2011 18:56

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:22

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Here she designs pants for Chuckles the clown

# ? Jun 17, 2011 21:51

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