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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!



Three years ago, Gozinbulx started a thread with a simple aim:

Gozinbulx posted:

Title says it all. I know theres lots of fans of this show here, and to those of us with access to a lot of episodes, I'd like to get some recommendations for some good ones, as well as suggesting a few.

Three years and 265 pages of quotes later, Aatrek shut it down. However, he did flat out ask for another! So here we go again!

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Oh baby, Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!
He comes to save the day in a broken truck.
With a stinky denim jacket on his back.
He couldn't help this movie, which really sucked!
But at least we didn't have to see him play [falters] h-hackey sack....
What?!
Sorry, I panicked.

When the last thread left off, we were gifted with the following from Queen Caucus:

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Coming to you on behalf of my boyfriend, who is starting up a fun project of drawing the MST3K episode 'stars' as if they were in a fighting game. He's got some of the fan favorites like Rowsdower, Torgo, and a few others but there's just so many to choose from. Some of them are honestly hard to pick. Like Time Chasers. Who would you ever choose from Time Chasers? And many other episodes and characters. Any suggestions?

Here is his MST gallery: http://futuredami.deviantart.com/gallery/30658167

Suggestions thus far include David Ryder (AKA Smash Lampjaw, Dirk Hardpec, Bob Johnson...), The Great Vorelli/Hugo, Mitchell, Pumaman, and Eegah.

Personally, I'd like to see REX DART, ESKIMO SPY!

edit: Rifftrax talk is not exactly discouraged, but let's try to keep the majority of it in CD.

Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2011 around 02:17

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Sidenote, I'm actually working on a set of MST3K based levels for LBP. If anyone's interested and would like to get a Forrester, Frank, and the SOL for their own projects, look up my initial test "Gizmonic Institute".

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Queen Caucus, I hope you don't mind, but I'm posting your works so far...and I'm almost tempted to propose an MST Avatar Army using them.



Also, aside from the shocking lack of Torgo and Ortega, I think what we really need is Peter Graves. In anything. Maybe him torturing a grasshopper in Beginning of the End or something.

edit: And oh god forgive me for saying this, but Mr. B Natural too.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Success! I have built the titular Crawling Eye in LBP! Huzzah!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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bobkatt013 posted:

The beast, Coleman Francis and Santa Claus need to be included

Dude, you can't just say "Santa Claus" you need to specify which one!


And yes, either Lobo or the Beast of Yucca Flats need representation.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Ok, after trial and error (and also a shitload of fun), Little Big Planet has a new level. Do a search for "MST3K The Crawling Eye" and it should pop right up!

Now accepting suggestions for my next work.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



Stay away from his(?) powerful hind legs!

Mr.B is a formidable aerial attacker, raining down twirling glittering death from above. Alacrity aside, Mr.B has a scanty HP pool, but can evade grappling moves with piercing shrieks and cackles causing momentary -wtf- status.

The key to playing Mr.B well is always staying on the move and in the air. Too much downtime will send him into a spiraling pill-popping depression.

Mr B, you're hot!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Mister Kingdom posted:

Shout Factory does it again

A special two-disc edition of Manos is on the way!

This is awesome. I cannot wait for September.

Sidenote: I'm about halfway done my Manos-themed Little Big Planet level, and, yes, I do include a long pointless driving sequence.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Rumor has it we *may*...I repeat *may* see a DVD release of Amazing Colossal Man!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Loving the mini-posters from the Big Box of Gamera:



Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


VectorSigma posted:

The concert for Herpes.

"Calling out to all the scum,
are you ready for the brand new filth?"

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Evil Mastermind posted:

Pig Licker?

Pig sticker?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Our special tonight is poached go to hell!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Practical Demon posted:

There should really be an 'S' added to that...

Hits?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


So Queen Caucus, are we gonna see anymore drawings?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

New batch of fighting MSTs!











YAAAAAAY!

Ok, now that we have Sheriff Geronimo, we need Mitchell!

edit: Hey, you're holding out on us!

Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at Jun 24, 2011 around 07:15

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!



Be on the lookout for one Robert "Bob" Gillman, also known as "The Creatch"!


I've never known more about what isn't going on in a movie!

Now do Digger Smolkin!!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Guess I'll make my meager contribution to the awesome that Queen has brought to the thread...






That last one is supposed to be Tor...not the greatest likeness though.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:


Megaweapon is to vehicles as Rowsdower is to men.

MEGA-WEAPON! MEGA-WEAPON! MEGA-WEAPON!!!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Ok we absolutely need Rip Hardpec now.

Also, new suggestions from me: Batwoman/Rat Fink, Lobo, and Eegah.

edit: Holy balls, searching for MST3k on DeviantArt is a bad loving idea

Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at Jun 26, 2011 around 22:34

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Practical Demon posted:

Oh dear Christ, my eyes. Just...why?

...Someone go post this on the Rifftrax forums.

I tweeted it to Mike. He has not responded, probably out of horror.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:


Ace pilot David Ryder, is a stalwart slab of a man. A tough fella with a heart of gold, he only resorts to violence when absolutley necessary. In his line of work, that is pretty much daily.
With a combination of ranged phaser moves, heavy defensive abilities, and high pitch girlish screams, Ryder is a force to be reckoned with. He can also pilot any vehicle, though loses one turn adjusting the seat so that he can fit.
Ryder scores bonus damage on any opponent standing near a railing, and his panic bomb strike: "gas expulsion sump" does amazing fire type aoe damage.
A great character for button mashing pricks who like to spam fireballs.

New favorite!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


BooDoug187 posted:

Someone stole my purse!

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Bridge Largemeat!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Dr_Strangelove posted:

I like to top off my beer drinking with another beer. It's like dessert.

Brought to you by the Booze Council.

B-double O-Z-E!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Well, time for booze.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Queen Caucus has been holding out on us again!


quote:

The hobgobins attack in tandem, using illusion based attacks to warp and control the field to their advantage. Each goblin has it's own HP bar and must be defeated separately. However smart players will focus fire on one in particular to get an early advantage in battle.

The top hobgoblin is known as 'The Claw' and is the leader of the trio. As the name would suggest he is the physical attacker, raking foes and gouging eyes with blinding 3 stooges-esque jabs.

'Sniffles' is the middle hobgoblin, and manipulates the psychic streams flowing around all life. Note that these illusions will not work on robots, inanimate objects, or Kathy Ireland.

'Bounce-Bounce' is the put-upon bottom hobgoblin, who drew the short straw of forming the legs. He has the most health, and can swiftly backslide to avoid damage.

Resilient to many types of physical damage, they can only be reliably harmed by explosions and rakes.


quote:

Noted Soviet Scientist and Ogre, Joseph Javorsky, defected to America and was subsequently caught in an atomic explosion like many emigrants.

Javorsky plays exactly like you would suspect: using his great bulk to his advantage in combat. He cannot run very fast, but has some ranged capabilties as he can hurl nearly any object for substantial damage.

His limit break: 'Flag on the Moon' will grab the opponent and send them hurling through the atmosphere to smash into the moon, and back down to earth again. The fall damage alone is 9999 damage.


quote:


Space child Bud has been chosen.

No average 5th grader, Bud is encased in a mylar-like cocoon of pure wholesome USDA choice gelatin. The sentient goo is both a weapon and a shield, and wordlessly responds to Bud's slightest thought.

If Bud happens to think about punching someone, for example, the blob forms a massive fist and pummels the target. The only problem is that Bud cannot stop the ooze from acting in such a manner. This will make dating very complicated for Bud in his upcomming teen years.


quote:

In the field of robotics, it really doesn't get any more specialized than this model.

This cyborg was built specifically to handle Aztec mummies. It tested against a wide range of other mummies, faring marginally well against Sumerian, Toltec, and Tibetan, mummies, but is not recommended for use on Egyptian mummies.

El roboto is suprisingly flexible and quick. Im just playin. It is slow as frozen dirt. Mind the clamps though, as they deliver quite a powerful shock.


quote:

Canadian Voudoun master Molly Mokembe is feared around the entire province of Ontario. She is slow to attack, and nearly impossible to understand, but her vengeance is insatiable and knows know bounds.

Her passive ability: pincusion is one of the most deadly, as it reflects damage back on anyone who harms her. Quick attackers like Diabolik and Mr.B will often close in fast for a quick kill only to find they have beaten themselves to death.

Molly is a summoner, doing no physical damage herself, but raising hordes of undead softball players to exact her wrath. Mastering her complicated moveset requires intense study and she is not recommended for beginners.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Lobo and Ro-Man better be coming soon, that's all I'm sayin.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


I can honestly say I would play the poo poo out of this game.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I was just going to post the whole big batch but I see I was beaten to it.

Sorry Queenie, but I love the work too much to keep it to myself...

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!



Dammit, I think I made a pretty good Interocitor!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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LP97S posted:

Is this part of the never done SCUMM fangame?

Nah, part of a series of Little Big Planet levels I've been building. So far I've done The Crawling Eye, Hobgoblins, Manos, Space Mutiny, Bride of the Monster, and The Final Sacrifice. Just in the middle of building my bits and bobs for This Island Earth.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Stand back. I command you, STAND BACK!

ACTING!

VectorSigma posted:

Did you use the intensifier disc? ...Turn the controls 18° to the left? Are you in Europe? Do you need an adapter?

And I used only genuine Interocitor parts.

Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at Jul 6, 2011 around 17:53

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Noooormal vieeew! NOOOOOORMAL VIEEEEW! NOOOOOOOOOOORMALLL VIEEEEEEEEEEEW!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Futhark posted:

And Brak was played by the mumbling hero guy-who-the-camera-was-pointed-at-most-of-the-time from The She Creature!

It's the Brak Show, starring me, I'm Brak! It's the Brak Show, and I've got lots of cool guests!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Put your hands over the rails. They're magnetized.


And if your hands were magnetic, that would mean something.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

DRAAAWIIING SIIIIIIIIGN!



Lucina Strickland is awfully spry for her age, which looks something like an odometer reading. Sure, she isn't the fastest around, but she can supress the clattering of her bones and creaking of her joints to stealth and ambush enemies.
Striking from the shadows with her pitchfork isn't Lucinda's only ability; with her cursed doll 'Winifred' she can actually stop time itself.
The Strickland clan are all skilled at pausing, but Lucinda has elevated it to a deadly art. When you hear a creepy little cooing sound from her doll, watch out; it means a huge pause is heading your way. Her enemies will be stunlocked, giving her all the time in the world to puncture them with her fork.
Lucinda's time-stop spell is contingent on the doll, which can destroyed with focused attacks.

Ooooh I forgot to say goodbye to the fish!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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This is where my tongue lives!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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Monday July 11th @ 7pm CST: ASK MIKE NELSON IN GBS

That is all.

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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

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DRAAAAWIIIING SIIIIIGN!


Dashing, suave cave-gentleman Eegah A. Smith is a well balanced character with solid physical stats.

No mere lunk-headed cromagnon, Eegah has shamanic powers and can commune with the creepy mummified heads of his ancestors. These spells, while not causing direct damage, freak the hell out of your opponents and probably smell weird.

His overdrive plunge charge, 'Shtemlooooo!!!' is a massive overhand club strike which can down a mammoth in one strike. Eegah does have a weakness to shaving cream, perfume, and female targets, because he is just a swell fella who can't harm a lady.


Mystical venture capitalist, Merlin has time transported himself and his voluptuous wife to the 20th century to rekindle belief in magic via a Burbank curio store.

You may ask yourself, "if Merlin has such power, why couldn't he work in his own timespan to make sure belief in magic did not die in the first place?" I mean, all he would need to do is roast a few people publicly with a demonstrative fireball; word-of-mouth between midieval peasants was pretty reliable.

Merlin plays a lot differently than other fighters; his catalogue of destructive magics take time to recal and cast. He is a sage equipped with the elemental magics of many other powerful mage-type characters: having access to Hestia's fire, Nastinka's frost, Valeria's thunder and Joe Don Baker's stench-based spells.

The downside of all this power is his amazingly small health pool and senility which makes timing your spells and placing defensive wards a must.

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