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Jet Jaguar posted:When is this guy going to start showing some simple competence?!?! Jet Jaguar? What a stupid name.
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Jet Jaguar posted:I hate these stairs. I'm a robot and I hate these stairs! "Is that Jet Jaguar there?" "No, it's another superhero of your own design..."
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So, who would you like to see in your werewolf movie?
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| # ¿ Jun 20, 2011 18:48 |
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The concert for Herpes.
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| # ¿ Jun 21, 2011 07:56 |
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"Honey, there's a gay man on the Johnson's roof!"
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Industry! Science and Technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things; turning them... and adjusting them! Build your own ATOM STORAGE BOX!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:
Did you use the intensifier disc? ...Turn the controls 18° to the left? Are you in Europe? Do you need an adapter?
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I just got out of the tube, maaaaaan.
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| # ¿ Jul 7, 2011 11:32 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Believe in magic... or I'll kill you!
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Grandpa Pap posted:Oh, "dot". I've always wanted to go there. Someone dropped a joint on the map.
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Flash. Ah ah.
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| # ¿ Jul 19, 2011 09:21 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:"There are no bum knees in heaven."
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| # ¿ Jul 29, 2011 22:53 |
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The 47 Reagans posted:Wait, Torgo's Catholic? Cabalistic patriarchal death cult, Catholicism, splitting hairs.
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| # ¿ Aug 1, 2011 06:16 |
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Stumbled across these today, from a Photoshop thread I started a couple years back on the theme of schlock Z-movie licensed games on classic consoles. MST3K'd films were a gimmie.    The Starfighters one didn't make the feature, but I know you guys will appreciate it.
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You know, Space Chief should really try going up into space sometime.
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| # ¿ Aug 16, 2011 06:44 |
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Holy poo poo, the map narrator from The Deadly Mantis is also the voice of Sir Ulrich of Germany from The Magic Sword!
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| # ¿ Aug 30, 2011 06:23 |
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These names are all Russian for Alan Smithee.
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| # ¿ Oct 25, 2011 07:09 |
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In the future people rub themselves with old oil filters.
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Ten cars?!?
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Mister Kingdom posted:Nobody beats me at snap-zooms! I was in Time of the Apes!
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| # ¿ Dec 11, 2011 17:44 |
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Japan, by Marx.
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| # ¿ Dec 12, 2011 15:44 |
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♪♫ Space Chief failed miserably ♪♫ ♪♫ And had to cover up his shame ♪♫
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| # ¿ Dec 13, 2011 16:19 |
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Due to the apocalypse, cram-school will be delayed 45 minutes.
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| # ¿ Dec 14, 2011 01:59 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:PACKERS!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqLhdInGrk
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| # ¿ Dec 22, 2011 09:42 |
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Better get on the horn with God, since Satan's involved now...
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| # ¿ Dec 25, 2011 11:51 |
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Jigoku San posted:He failed to bring back the Sampo Are you with the bride or the Failure?
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It's Christmas on the Borg ship!
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BooDoug187 posted:Hey look it's one of those Jack Nicklaus Gated Golf Communities! Are you old? How do you know about those?
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Unshaven, stinky, and boozed up on Rumpleminze, the hunters spray bullets into the woods!
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Leak Taker
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Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known remastered 1080p HD film transfer.
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| # ¿ Feb 28, 2012 05:15 |
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Never show a good Rifftrax in the middle of your crappy Rifftrax.
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I realized then I was born of two fathers: Rifftrax, and Megaweapon.
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| # ¿ Feb 29, 2012 18:39 |
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muscles like this? posted:I really love the one from Time Chasers where they show the supermarket named "Martin's" and Mike goes "Come to Martin's, 'What up?'" Please, it's "Steve."
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Is this white reggae? ♪♫ What should I do... ♪♫ "Retire"
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Leon Leon? He had the laziest most unimaginative parents in the world.
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| # ¿ Mar 25, 2012 18:07 |
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Turkey Fact number 126: Robert Prince, the composer for Squirm, also composed the music for Doom.
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| # ¿ Apr 4, 2012 20:51 |
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BigRed0427 posted:Just watched The Castle of Fu Manchu and...What the gently caress? I actually did my best to give this movie my undivided attention and I am still not convinced that anything actually happened. Surely, it must have been A Night to Remember? (Blue Edition)
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"All these names are Russian for Alan Smithee." ...and one of my all-time favorites: "Then we shall drink Tranya! Hahahahahaha!"
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Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy diver.
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