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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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"I'm sorry that these two didn't end up together."
"...but they did."
"Oh. Well then I'm sorry about that."

Roped a friend with only passing familiarity with the show into watching Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. When I watch MST3K movies with somebody who's never seen it before, it's like rediscovering how weird these things are. The whiplash-inducing plot movement in that "film" is just absurd.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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bobkatt013 posted:

ENDDD

Da-da, da-da-da-CRAP
Da-da-da GO AWAY
Da-da-end end end end end

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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We love your family.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



Stay away from his(?) powerful hind legs!

In fighting game terms, Mr. B is like an inverse Bridget from Guilty Gear.

penis sandwich posted:

I'm back!

C'mon, I just teleported here! It's impressive!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Hey! She's dead!

Captain, I think it's very noble of you to give that dead woman another chance.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Oh, I don't know...

But seriously, Joel, who would you accuse?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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penis sandwich posted:

It's the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

Invest in arbitrage and read Jay McInerney!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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We love your family.

Grandpa Pap posted:



Is she related to Wacky T. Bakke? Heh heh...heh...I-I'm leaving! :gonk:

James Mayberry, RFD!...no, no, I hate myself, goodbye!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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SeedyV posted:

I wouldn't wish that no-good drone on anyone. Now he's started playing around with himself!

WHOA!

So I guess PBS stands for "Public BOINKING System."

Grandpa Pap posted:

I bet nobody scrolls up this cinema!

Love how Mike says this. He's so angry.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Grandpa Pap posted:

What times are it?

Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Thomas, the best actor in the film.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Sheen Sheen posted:

Children and pregnant women should not watch this scene.

In fact, nobody should really watch any of these scenes.

Uhh, people with pacemakers, do not watch Raul Julia.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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EndOfTheWorld posted:

IT'S STARTING OVER!

Oh no, you guys...what if this is still the pre-credits sequence?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Shout Factory does it again

A special two-disc edition of Manos is on the way!

I'll buy the poo poo out of it!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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We love your family.

Grandpa Pap posted:

How does cutting the brake line fix my truck? Oh well, I'm not the mechanic! :v:

Lot of bag switchin' goin' on...well, you guys probably got it under control!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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This is a pretty mellow top-secret operation, nobody's gettin' uptight, everything's cool. No baggage or hang-ups. I'm just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep mellow. That's what bein' Ben Murphy is all about.

And I'm Ben Murphy. :smug:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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bobkatt013 posted:

Here you go this will help. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11ZU2HceDg

Crank-whore?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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We love your family.

Grandpa Pap posted:



To...be like, the ELAM!

Saw Suburban Commando on an HBO network recently. Besides being a crazy, nonsensical mess of a film, Elam has a bit part as a cock-eyed war vet. Surprised the crap out of me to see him decades older still pulling the same kind of roles.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

"Calling out to all the scum,
are you ready for the brand new filth?"

Scummin' in the Streets!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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We love your family.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Pig Licker?

You know, I would not want to drink Pig Liquor.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFIh1jCiG4

Welcome to the world of our two clay figures, BOLUS and HORSEFLOP.

1:03 is about when I just absolutely lose it. What are those noises? Also, were Dizzy Grizzlies even still in stores by the time this aired?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



So dope (Fire Maidens was the first episode I saw, way back in I believe March of 1993 when I was 8. I didn't really "get it" but it made a huge impression on me, naturally.)

quote:



Oh, god :barf:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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DocFrance posted:

Crunch Buttsteak

Thick McRunfast.

(My favorite David Ryder names are the ones later in the film, where Mike and the Bots aren't even enthused anymore. They're so sick of the guy, yet they press on.)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

You know, after this beer, we should go have a beer sometime.


I wonder if there's beer on the sun...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Harry Blatz: Tonight, I shall get good and drunk!
Mike: Well...it's good to have dreams, I guess.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Grandpa Pap posted:

Beer, turkey legs...strip down to my underwear, watch some porn...I'm all set!

Man, that was a long day...time for a 'Frisco Burger in front of The X-Files.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Grandpa Pap posted:

I'm gonna strip down to my shorts and watch golf.

Did you know that Nick here went on to play...

Pong, in his underwear, while drinking beer?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Practical Demon posted:

That is a power bra. Underwires, overwires...

Frankly, to me, any bra is a Wonder Bra.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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BooDoug187 posted:

Hey Mike... women are neat :blush:

What, just because one woman exists, all women exist?

Come on, Mike, name me one other woman!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Ensign_Ricky posted:



We shall name this new colony "Budtown."

Still super impressed by these drawings! Still got my fingers crossed for a Moon W. Trash or Toblerone.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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We got :siren: DRAWING SIIIIIIIIIIIGN! :siren:


quote:

Nomadic anthropologist John 'Johnny Longbow' Selinas roams the arid wastes of New Mexico searching for artifacts and nubile grad school coeds.

An accomplished archer, Johnny is a ranged powerhouse, able to fire many lunar meteorite arrowheads to target specific weaknesses. His 'Sandia Crest' steady-shot is among the most devastating, however he must remain planted in place for a long time which puts him at risk.

Johnny can also restore his team's health with a healthy Navajo stew which buffs the party.


quote:

God of Wuss.

Warlord Zor is a cave dweller. A cursory inspection might make one dubious to this claim, as he seems to dwell in a heavily fortified castle, but perhaps it was built atop some caves making him by proxy a cave-dweller.

Zoning concerns aside, Zor is a melee finesse fighter, using acrobatic flips, chops, prances, slaps, slapchops, flipslaps and pirouettes to dazzle his starstruck foes.

Voted most deadly swordsman in the West Hollywood Community Theater, Zor can dual wield weapons to great effect. Much like Vega's claw, his powerful moustache can be knocked free from his face, halving his power.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Payndz posted:

Johnny Longbone?

Girl: C'mon, Johnny...I want to see if you live up to your name!
Servo: Heyoooooooooooooooo, get the kids outta the room!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Hey, are we bound for Glory right now Mr. Big Stupid?

Big Stupid to the res~cue

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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VectorSigma posted:

I just got out of the tube, maaaaaan.

The first time you saw this you laughed so hard you spilled your bongwater, didn't you, Mike?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Grandpa Pap posted:

Ya know, Mike, take away all the muscle mass on this Ryder guy...he's pretty much you. No, really, take away his personality and the fact that women are attracted to him, and it's you.

Mike, you were a young guy during the 80's, weren't you? I mean this is your world, admit it! See? This is the kinda music you get all weepy at at the end of a drunken Friday night, sitting there with your hair all feathered, scarfing down cold potato skins...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Grandpa Pap posted:

Your attempt to get little Suzie-whats-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended in humiliating rejection...so you sit there, all mushy and sentimental, reciting to yourself the words to some song by Night Ranger. You're pathetic. :colbert:

Yeah, yeah, maybe one homely girl feels sorry for you for a second, but then she sees how stinkin' drunk you are and gets disgusted.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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He slept with someone else out on the floor? My God!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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LP97S posted:

Seven years later...

Seven years after the credits?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Hell yeah, super awesome batch of drawings.

quote:

Fingal's Quarry

Pringles...Folly?

-or-

"Fingal-Rick?" What is that, some sort of a Rhine wine?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Oh, worry about why you're dubbed later, we got :siren: DRAWING SIGN! :siren:



quote:

Mikey is not a combatant in the true sense. He is more of a punching bag or speed bump. He is equipped with neither fight nor flight reflexes, and will simply duck and cover while opponents wail on him.

Mikey is the target of a bonus round in which all players are racing to deal the most damage to him in 60 seconds. He will flap his arms and sniffle but Mikey will not fight back, and offers players a chance to practice their combat techniques or revel in the simple joy of pounding the snot out a goofy awkward looking middle schooler.

It is rumored that Mikey is a secret unlockable character as an achievement for losing 255 matches in a row. This version of Mikey, however, is Super Saiyan III and has maximum stats.

And he didn't steal no bike, either! (Oh, how I love Teen-Age Strangler. What a film.)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

:siren:DRAAAAAAAAWIIIIIIIIIING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!:siren:


Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets
The Zodiac Killer's at large
Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window
And Santa Claus is on his waaaaaaaay

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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That is the ultimate "I wonder if there's beer on the sun..." look for Rowsdower.

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