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"I'm sorry that these two didn't end up together." "...but they did." "Oh. Well then I'm sorry about that." Roped a friend with only passing familiarity with the show into watching Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. When I watch MST3K movies with somebody who's never seen it before, it's like rediscovering how weird these things are. The whiplash-inducing plot movement in that "film" is just absurd.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2011 04:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:12 |
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bobkatt013 posted:ENDDD Da-da, da-da-da-CRAP Da-da-da GO AWAY Da-da-end end end end end
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2011 17:11 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:
In fighting game terms, Mr. B is like an inverse Bridget from Guilty Gear. penis sandwich posted:I'm back! C'mon, I just teleported here! It's impressive!
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2011 21:39 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Hey! She's dead! Captain, I think it's very noble of you to give that dead woman another chance.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2011 21:49 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Oh, I don't know... But seriously, Joel, who would you accuse?
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2011 21:59 |
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penis sandwich posted:It's the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! Invest in arbitrage and read Jay McInerney!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2011 18:01 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:
James Mayberry, RFD!...no, no, I hate myself, goodbye!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2011 21:18 |
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SeedyV posted:I wouldn't wish that no-good drone on anyone. Now he's started playing around with himself! So I guess PBS stands for "Public BOINKING System." Grandpa Pap posted:I bet nobody scrolls up this cinema! Love how Mike says this. He's so angry.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2011 01:31 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:What times are it? Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Thomas, the best actor in the film.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2011 20:24 |
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Sheen Sheen posted:Children and pregnant women should not watch this scene. Uhh, people with pacemakers, do not watch Raul Julia.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2011 13:38 |
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EndOfTheWorld posted:IT'S STARTING OVER! Oh no, you guys...what if this is still the pre-credits sequence?
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2011 17:17 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Shout Factory does it again I'll buy the poo poo out of it!
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2011 00:34 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:How does cutting the brake line fix my truck? Oh well, I'm not the mechanic! Lot of bag switchin' goin' on...well, you guys probably got it under control!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2011 01:16 |
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This is a pretty mellow top-secret operation, nobody's gettin' uptight, everything's cool. No baggage or hang-ups. I'm just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep mellow. That's what bein' Ben Murphy is all about. And I'm Ben Murphy.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2011 01:34 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Here you go this will help. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11ZU2HceDg Crank-whore?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2011 17:44 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:To...be like, the ELAM! Saw Suburban Commando on an HBO network recently. Besides being a crazy, nonsensical mess of a film, Elam has a bit part as a cock-eyed war vet. Surprised the crap out of me to see him decades older still pulling the same kind of roles.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2011 21:06 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:"Calling out to all the scum, Scummin' in the Streets!
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 17:13 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:Pig Licker? You know, I would not want to drink Pig Liquor.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 17:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFIh1jCiG4 Welcome to the world of our two clay figures, BOLUS and HORSEFLOP. 1:03 is about when I just absolutely lose it. What are those noises? Also, were Dizzy Grizzlies even still in stores by the time this aired?
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2011 04:55 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:So dope (Fire Maidens was the first episode I saw, way back in I believe March of 1993 when I was 8. I didn't really "get it" but it made a huge impression on me, naturally.) quote:Oh, god
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2011 13:38 |
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DocFrance posted:Crunch Buttsteak Thick McRunfast. (My favorite David Ryder names are the ones later in the film, where Mike and the Bots aren't even enthused anymore. They're so sick of the guy, yet they press on.)
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2011 14:19 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:You know, after this beer, we should go have a beer sometime. I wonder if there's beer on the sun...
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2011 23:50 |
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Harry Blatz: Tonight, I shall get good and drunk! Mike: Well...it's good to have dreams, I guess.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2011 14:44 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:Beer, turkey legs...strip down to my underwear, watch some porn...I'm all set! Man, that was a long day...time for a 'Frisco Burger in front of The X-Files.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2011 21:54 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:I'm gonna strip down to my shorts and watch golf. Did you know that Nick here went on to play... Pong, in his underwear, while drinking beer?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2011 00:42 |
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Practical Demon posted:That is a power bra. Underwires, overwires... Frankly, to me, any bra is a Wonder Bra.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2011 03:44 |
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BooDoug187 posted:Hey Mike... women are neat What, just because one woman exists, all women exist? Come on, Mike, name me one other woman!
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2011 05:09 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:We shall name this new colony "Budtown." Still super impressed by these drawings! Still got my fingers crossed for a Moon W. Trash or Toblerone.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2011 14:05 |
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We got DRAWING SIIIIIIIIIIIGN! quote:Nomadic anthropologist John 'Johnny Longbow' Selinas roams the arid wastes of New Mexico searching for artifacts and nubile grad school coeds. quote:God of Wuss.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2011 21:54 |
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Payndz posted:Johnny Longbone? Girl: C'mon, Johnny...I want to see if you live up to your name! Servo: Heyoooooooooooooooo, get the kids outta the room!
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2011 13:50 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Hey, are we bound for Glory right now Mr. Big Stupid? Big Stupid to the res~cue
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2011 04:26 |
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VectorSigma posted:I just got out of the tube, maaaaaan. The first time you saw this you laughed so hard you spilled your bongwater, didn't you, Mike?
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2011 14:33 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:Ya know, Mike, take away all the muscle mass on this Ryder guy...he's pretty much you. No, really, take away his personality and the fact that women are attracted to him, and it's you. Mike, you were a young guy during the 80's, weren't you? I mean this is your world, admit it! See? This is the kinda music you get all weepy at at the end of a drunken Friday night, sitting there with your hair all feathered, scarfing down cold potato skins...
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2011 15:48 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:Your attempt to get little Suzie-whats-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended in humiliating rejection...so you sit there, all mushy and sentimental, reciting to yourself the words to some song by Night Ranger. You're pathetic. Yeah, yeah, maybe one homely girl feels sorry for you for a second, but then she sees how stinkin' drunk you are and gets disgusted.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2011 16:41 |
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He slept with someone else out on the floor? My God!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 14:35 |
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LP97S posted:Seven years later... Seven years after the credits?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 13:42 |
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Hell yeah, super awesome batch of drawings.quote:Fingal's Quarry Pringles...Folly? -or- "Fingal-Rick?" What is that, some sort of a Rhine wine?
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2011 05:28 |
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Oh, worry about why you're dubbed later, we got DRAWING SIGN! quote:Mikey is not a combatant in the true sense. He is more of a punching bag or speed bump. He is equipped with neither fight nor flight reflexes, and will simply duck and cover while opponents wail on him. And he didn't steal no bike, either! (Oh, how I love Teen-Age Strangler. What a film.)
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2011 20:47 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:DRAAAAAAAAWIIIIIIIIIING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!! Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets The Zodiac Killer's at large Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window And Santa Claus is on his waaaaaaaay
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2011 18:28 |
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That is the ultimate "I wonder if there's beer on the sun..." look for Rowsdower.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2011 13:42 |