MST3K Quote Thread: "He tried to kill me with a forklift! Ole!"

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EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

I'd like to nominate Jan in the Pan.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2011 18:36

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:38

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

So, which of you can make this

Mister Kingdom posted:

into an avatar?

It's time to see if you're going to be one of my team players or not.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2011 00:41

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ElwoodCuse posted:

I love when there's a fadeout and then fadein near the end of a movie someone always says "epilogue".

IT'S STARTING OVER!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2011 16:28

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

Stop rubbing! His head's gone!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2011 18:50

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

The family of shame!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2011 23:45

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Dr_Strangelove posted:

TISCWSLABMUZ is SUB-PAR?

Wild World of Batwoman Sub-Par?! It had the cheating short! And the horseshoe fight! And OOOOOOOOH CHING DING CHANG CHONG >_<

Also Quest of the Delta Knights is good too, drat it. And Hamlet is underrated, but you kinda have to be an English major to like it. I'm glad not all the episodes were like that, but I'm glad they did the episode.

"No, not the Servicemaster guy!"

List has a Joel bias. :colbert:

There. I said it. Say it again if i had to.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2011 17:26

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

Yes - they're going - to boff in the air now

# ¿ Aug 6, 2011 02:10

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

And today, 3M is a vibrant company combining INNOVATION, EFFECTIVE RISK MANAGEMENT, and MARKETING!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2011 21:18

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Practical Demon posted:

Clonus is still the better movie, if only for Peter Graves.

We want Billy Beer!

That's not how you spell "Exploding Old People."

Yeah. Mom and Dad will be just FINE on their own.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2011 04:01

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

They're over the land of Dairy Queen.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2011 17:08

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Grandpa Pap posted:

J.C. Penney Hooker Wear. For the casual hooker at work, rest, or play.

The modern bachelor lifestyle: flying to work... or play. :smug:

# ¿ Sep 28, 2011 15:03

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BooDoug187 posted:

WHY HAVE YOU TAKEN ME TO THE JOHNSON'S BATHROOM?!

Don, there's a lovely kill floor in here.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 03:00

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

So today I discovered I can't watch a movie set in a dystopian future without thinking "My God! There's no food courts!"

# ¿ Oct 23, 2011 07:13

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

I've noticed, over time, that most of the MST3K references I don't get are lines from earlier episodes. All these years, and this is the first time I've watched Teenage Crime Wave. So that's where "He'd never touch you, Terry. You're dirty." is from!

EndOfTheWorld fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 23, 2011

# ¿ Oct 23, 2011 22:19

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Grandpa Pap posted:

Star Wars.

Just a sign to let you know... it exists.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2011 18:38

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

I don't know! Sorry.

If it helps, Merlin's Shop gave us the similar "Oh no, the cat's got a knife too!"

STAMP ALL FIRES DEAD OUT!

DO NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S MANSERVANT!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2012 16:35

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:38

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Sad to report that Maximilian Schell died.

Reports indicate that he tested negative for ear poison and cheeto breath.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 20:24

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