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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

Suggestions thus far include David Ryder (AKA Smash Lampjaw, Dirk Hardpec, Bob Johnson...), The Great Vorelli/Hugo, Mitchell, Pumaman, and Eegah.

Personally, I'd like to see REX DART, ESKIMO SPY!

Glad to see Trumpy is there, because he can do magic!

I would suggest Moon from The Beatniks and any guy in a hat from Radar Secret Service. "I demand you tell me my character's name!"

Also, Mamie Van Doren and Mel Torme Girls Town. "Careful, it's where my Velvet Fog emanates from!"

Jet Jaguar fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jun 9, 2011

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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When is this guy going to start showing some simple competence?!?!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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VectorSigma posted:

Jet Jaguar? What a stupid name.

I hate these stairs. I'm a robot and I hate these stairs!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Grandpa Pap posted:

Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation!

Booze takes a bad party and makes it better!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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When is this guy going to start showing some simple competence?!?!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Action Jacktion posted:

314- MIGHTY JACK

I'm Mighty Jack! I make my own gravy!!!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Gamera's the latest thing
He fills our hearts with spring, spring, spring!
Any time you want it,
Gamera....

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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http://mst3kdbx.com/

Visual representation of every actor in every MST3K experiment.

Hello, I'm Peter Graves and I am attending the University of Minnesota.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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The Selling Wizard posted:

There's a lot of thing about that movie I enjoy (Aliens' language is essentially "Japanese"; invisible face shields; "there's no steam in a vacuum!"; the presence of the "focus on the good and the beautiful" guy from The Phantom Planet; etc), but I especially love that when they finally land on the moon, as they disembark, the shot clearly shows the edge of the set and the lights all along the top of the screen. I mean, boom mikes and shadows are one thing, but this is a new level of bad movie-making.

Is that the one where the take-home lesson is: always bring cats? That and the "invisible face screen" get me every time.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy!

Rex Dart pops the clutch and tells the world to eat his dust!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Hey, look, the dead raccoon of tomorrow.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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He prefers stuffing to potatoes!
He's a big fan of Delta Burke....

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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For some reason I always get Rocket Attack USA mixed up with that film where Dan O'Herlihy hypnotizes a bar full of people into believing the USA has been invaded. Then they wake up and convert their tractor factories into tank production.

"Who won the World Series?"

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Two of my favorite host segments are in Godzilla vs. Megalon--the Orville Reddenbacher sketch is great, and then the bots are doing something when Joel interrupts them. So they devise their own giant monsters.

Crow: My monster is acquainted... with the night.
Joel: Sounds like your monster reads Frost.
Crow: Yeah, AND HE SHOOTS IT LIKE ICY DEATH FROM HIS BLOODY STUMPS

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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The dog's meat, have you seen it?

He'll only take it from me.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Seeing Trace and Josh do the bots again was great. Also I appear to have fallen behind in box sets, should fix that. Radar Secret Service gets quoted in our house a lot.

"RADAR!"
"Can RADAR save this dying marriage?"

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Could you identify this bucketful of your brother?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Fascist Funk posted:

Whenever I'm rushing to make call, I invariably start thinking about Jack Palance.

"Day one. Missed call. Partied all night with that platinum midget fella and Urbano. Still having trouble seeing straight."

"Day three. Missed call. I bought a shovel today. Its price: $14."

The crazy torture device in Mighty Jack makes no sense. Then again, there's not much about Mighty Jack that does make sense--I wonder what Sandy Frank left on the cutting room floor?

"I'm Mighty Jack! And I make my own gravy!"

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Catalina Caper might be a good introductory episode, though I seem to recall it's hard to come by on DVD. The film isn't too bad for an early season, and a lot of the host segments are great.

I also really like Double 007 and would probably watch it without Mike and the Bots. Again, great host segments:

"You're ruining it for me!"
"I know."

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Ms Boods posted:

Went with Teenage Crimewave.

Is "I Accuse My Parents" available on DVD yet? I used to love that one. "The makers of this film also accuse Tojo! And Hitler!"

It certainly doesn't have the downer bit out of left field that "The Girl in Lover's Lane" has. Which does not make up for Jack Elam. "I'm not Jack Elam anymore!!"

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Grin and Tonic posted:

The Deadly Bees is kind of a fun movie if you look at it like a murder mystery than a sci-fi horror whatever.

Plus, it contains one of the most filthy conversations ever put to film:

"The dog's meat, have you seen it? He'll only take it from me."

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Guys, have you seen my record?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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PK loving SUBBAN posted:

So I just clued in that Master Ninja Theme Song is a riff on Everybody Dance Now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhHXKQzewgs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12VUjgYMm1U

Because those Van Pattens... Are so HEAD STRONG!

Great, now I have to make that my ringtone again.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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We're watching "Fire Maidens From Outer Space" and I am sad that I'd forgotten the majesty of the Twin-Screw Universal Controller.

It does EVERYTHING!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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"Listen, you're nothing more than a byte in a giant computer!"
"We're OK with that!"

(The PBS segments in "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" were so well done.)

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Watched "Angels Revenge" again today and I noticed that Greydon Clark, the writer/director, was also responsible for "Final Justice" with Joe Don Baker.

Also, Lambada: The Forbidden Dance!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Man! This movie really has it in for anteaters!!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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It appears he is not yet ready to accept his coatimundi nature!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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muscles like this? posted:

Isn't that also the movie with the invisible face shields?

Yep. And you learn an important lesson! When you go to the moon, bring cats.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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I had completely forgotten about the swing choir contest that opens "Skydivers." Send in the clowns...

Also, honey, the noodle is ready!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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We are DEEP into TV movie territory!

San Francisco International, featuring state-of-the-art teletype action.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Volume XXXIII titles announced:

307- DADDY-O with short: ALPHABET ANTICS
313- EARTH VS. THE SPIDER with short: USING YOUR VOICE
522- TEEN-AGE CRIME WAVE
815- AGENT FOR H.A.R.M.

All awesome titles.

Wanna read my spec script, Earth vs Soup?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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muscles like this? posted:

Joel and Trace are part of this new Yahoo web series called Other Space about a spaceship crew lost in another universe. Joel is the ship's engineer who is a little loopy after years of radiation exposure and Trace plays his robot buddy A.R.T. I just watched the first episode and I enjoyed it.

I've seen them tweet about it but I haven't watched it yet. I love that Trace is playing yet another robot named Art.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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I'm the impish officer of death!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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There's a line in Girl's Town where they're punching Mel Torme. "Careful, that's where my velvet fog emanates from!" that gets me every time.

Also the end of I Accuse My Parents: Crow and Tom roll up in a tank. "I accuse you, Joel!" which leads to "Joel, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!!"

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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I kinda thought the host sounded like Josh, but Jonah Ray is a good choice, too.

When Cinematic Titanic came to town a couple of years ago, there was an inevitable question to Joel about Mike, Kevin, and Bill, and would they get back together, etc. Trace just walked on and asked if Joel would like to open this can of worms?

I did see that Frank and Trace are doing some live riffing, too. https://drafthouse.com/denver/show/the-mads-are-back-live-with-frank-conniff-and-trace-beaulieu One hopes that during the evening, one can turn one's crank to Frank.

BROOKS AND DUNN. WYNONA!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

Not everyone is Steve!

Also, I have no idea what kind of girl's name "Kinga" is. Time to hit the googles.

...Apparently it's Polish.

They should have named her Sampo Forrester. Then she'd have enough salt, flour, and gold to last forever!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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"A huge thank you to the staff of Meltdown comics! Can you take these Starbomb idiots and pitch them into a dumpster?"

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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TL posted:

I got a little emotional during the theme song. I discovered the show during a rough time in my life, and MST3K is one of the main inspirations I had for getting into comedy myself. To see it coming back, even in a very different form, and partially because I helped...it's awesome.

Same here. I can trace people I've known for half my life to MST3K, so glad to see it thriving still.

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