MST3K Quote Thread: "He tried to kill me with a forklift! Ole!"

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Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

I'm hiding from a lion!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2011 13:53

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:57

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Oh, I know a song about stock footage! It goes like this: Dada da da da dah- EAT IT MOVIE!!! TAKE THIS STUPID LITTLE COCKROACH OF A FILM, ROLL IT UP SOOO TIGHT, AND RAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR *sobs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--Ebqna1GM

# ¿ Jun 17, 2011 16:13

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Fish Picker?

# ¿ Jun 21, 2011 20:07

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Dr_Strangelove posted:

"We're really really white, we're really really white, we're really really really really whiiiiite..."

Mmm. Good hearty white bread for white white people!

# ¿ Jun 22, 2011 06:48

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

With Retsyn!

# ¿ Jul 5, 2011 09:27

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Ugh! It's Michael Stipe's head

# ¿ Jul 6, 2011 15:34

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Put your hands over the rails. They're magnetized.

And if your hands were magnetic, that would mean something.

Metal.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2011 07:33

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Oh, Hi Miss Granby...Aah Ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhh Get it Away!

# ¿ Jul 15, 2011 21:49

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Does anyone have a complete list of episodes in which Crows chicken puppet makes an appearance?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2011 09:04

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

If someone could make a gif of the stinger for The Screaming Skull I will kiss them. :allears:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2011 00:32

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Mister Kingdom posted:

Pucker up

He should really use a stool softener.

Thank you very much.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2011 11:44

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

LP97S posted:

I'm sure everyone knows this by now but anyway...

This guy went on to become a big name voice actor.

He was Cosmo in Fairy Odd Parents and Spotsworth in Team America.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2011 19:57

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

MisterBibs posted:

"They'll drink anything!"

(Christ, MST3K episodes got a ton better when they didn't improv the riffs on-the-fly.)

Did they ever do that? I'm shocked. I thought it was always scripted by a team.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2011 08:57

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Put your shoes on, we're at grandma's.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2011 12:22

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Wait for grandpa rocket...

# ¿ Oct 18, 2011 17:13

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Ensign_Ricky posted:

There are some things in Cosplay that should never, ever be sexy.

Well Tom aren't you just the most precious little bot. :allears:

# ¿ Oct 19, 2011 12:22

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:57

Monster w21 Faces: May 11, 2006; "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Mace Bacon posted:

paint my muscle car prune coloured please!

I said this out loud, in the voice, when I bought my first custom paint job in Rage. :unsmith:

# ¿ Oct 20, 2011 11:55

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