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I almost won with flying barge, but some rear end in a top hat made three bits fanart of a terrible Newgrounds Flash series from forever ago called IMP. And there was one piece of Warhammer 40k art. Big barge came even closer, with only one lovely anime drawing and one lovely Sonic fanart picture. I finally won with barge photo. Take a look: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&s...=&q=barge+photo Not one anime, fan art, webcomic, or furry.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 05:37 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:He's a genie who lives in a tomato? I'm starting to think these DA kids are on some real good drugs.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 05:39 |
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I thought I had it. I thought I had won. 2 results! Waited for it to load and  aaaaahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH gently caress DEVIANTART  Also, I think I may have to abolish that 'no fanart' rule after all. If you find some extremely strange fanart maybe it should go in the Strangest Fanart thread, but it's pretty much impossible not to talk about Sonic the Hedgehog and bad fanfic here  What do you think?
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 05:54 |
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Most of my two word queries didn't turn up any results (or only one or two)  "still life" worked for two whole pages though, go figure.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 06:10 |
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 I guess it all depends on whether or not you consider "mankini" to be a real word.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 06:11 |
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PalmTreeFun posted:I finally won with barge photo. Take a look: If you look through all the results, there's all of those, plus bonus Disney cosplay.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 06:23 |
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I put in "acre tent" and didn't get any of that, though the first result was a really... weird story by some guy with juggalo in his name so I don't even know if I could consider it a "win".
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 06:25 |
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MurraneousX posted:If you look through all the results, there's all of those, plus bonus Disney cosplay. Oh yeah, but FrancisYorkPatty's challenge was just the first page. It seems like good words for this are really peaceful-sounding words that don't get used a lot together and don't reference anything. For example, "mountain vista" almost got it, except for one loving Sonic drawing as the last thing on the page. "Prarie view" also almost did it too, except for a Flash animation of the dramatic chipmunk coming out of a pokeball. PalmTreeFun fucked around with this message at Jun 19, 2011 around 06:32 |
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Let us not forget that deviantART is also home to many steampunk abominations. quote:This is a mysterious device I picked up at a small market in the Sky Islands a few months ago, and have been cleaning and inspecting it since then. And let's not forget the unnecessary steampunking of fairly straight forward objects: 
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 06:57 |
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MurraneousX posted:
I would be terrified of my guitar if it had a pressure gauge.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 07:44 |
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Theoretically posted:I would be terrified of my guitar if it had a pressure gauge. Let alone one that looks like it was just put on there to look cool. It doesn't even match the rest of the styling.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 08:00 |
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I unironically like it. I would play it. I mean, it looks better than if they had slapped a bunch of cogs onto it and said HEY STEAMPUNK. There's a lot of effort into making it look worn. I'd probably end up taking that stupid pressure gauge off just for the sake of reach on the higher frets, though.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 08:53 |
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MurraneousX posted:Steampunk guitar If you're stopping someone playing the guitar properly, you're doing something wrong. How are you meant to play the high frets? I suppose after a while the gauge will fall off when the glue fails.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 09:26 |
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My Sonic namesake apparently isn't a hedgehog, but there's a bunch of fan fiction about her. quote:Susanna felt the intense bond that she herself shared with the blue hedgehog reach a peak as she put her arm around him.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 11:18 |
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I won with afterburner engaged. It used to work on expert mode, as there was an actual photo of an SR-71 with its afterburner on, but that seems to have disappeared.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 13:33 |
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"labrador animation" was so close. Then  happened.  quote:Midnight, Olet, Sandy, and VoH belongs to me. Do not steal. Bonus animation! fakeedit: poo poo's sake.. nws-ish: http://i.imgur.com/nI1tG.png  this person appears to have a flattening fetish. Give 'em points for not being inflation, I suppose, but still, what the hell? 
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 14:22 |
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flattening fetish guy posted:SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN OUT-RUN A FIFTY TON STEAMROLLER! probably wouldn't be all that difficult really
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 14:48 |
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I'm perpetually amazed that people upload drawings on lined paper. Drawing on unlined paper is basically the lowest effort thing you can do to make your drawing look better. I guess when your drawing is as terrible as those, the paper it's drawn on doesn't really matter.
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PalmTreeFun posted:Oh yeah, but FrancisYorkPatty's challenge was just the first page. It's much easier to win under the single page game. The real challenge is the no furry game. No results at all.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 15:40 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:Wanna play the best(worst)game ever? Search for *your name* the hedgehog. Closest match: quote:Doug Nitrus the Hedgehog is a cool and easy going green hedgehog with an attitude. He enjoys listening to loud music. and taking a ride on his Motorcycle. Doug is the second born child (first born son) of The Hedgie Siblings. Doug's real name is Douglas. but his friends just call him Doug for short. the only people who call him by his real name are Raven the Hedgehog (Doug's older sister) and Gary the Frog (Doug's boss at Pizza Cap). Sunshine the Hedgehog (Doug's younger sister) calls him Dougy.  
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I revised the OP so that fan art is allowed here-- but only if it's not a qualifier for the 'Strangest Fanart' thread. As in-- if it's honestly the most hosed up rendition of [show/game/etc] you've ever seen, post it there. If it's just some kid's crappy mspaint or something funny but not absolutely absurd in style standards, just post it here. It's that hard to NOT talk about Sonic in here. (Not even blaming anyone, it really is just impossible.) Anyway, there is a category on deviantART which is being massively underrepresented in this thread: The Digital Art > Photomanipulation category! I used to make things in this category, but the difference is, they were landscapes, and they were actually good and were my class work. I put a lot of time, effort, learning, and rules of composition into my work, and used more than 10 (royalty-free or paid for, legal) stock photos for it. But for the most part, this category is just a massive dumping ground for people's emo cutting pictures run through Photoshop filters, or for pictures of people and their fursonas! Let's explore!  German Shepherd Girls by Curious-Red-Fox posted:A request by bobbyj251   quote:Transformation practice by firekarink]  This one reminds me of wetlegs6. VVV Go to the category and type in 'furry' in the search bar. There is hundreds of pages of this bullshit. VVV the party god fucked around with this message at Jun 19, 2011 around 19:25 |
| # ? Jun 19, 2011 19:01 |
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All of those remind me of wetlegs6.  Please tell me there's more of this poo poo.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 19:12 |
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I won!!! http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&s...&q=meadow+barge Meadow Barge
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Amorphous Blob posted:Wanna play the best(worst)game ever? Search for *your name* the hedgehog.  quote:Aaaaand it's done! It took me...*Look at the clock*  quote:its my father in hedgehog form this is his b-day present  
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gandhichan posted:Oh God, this motherfucker lives in my town.
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Kerbtree posted:this person appears to have a flattening fetish. Give 'em points for not being inflation, I suppose, but still, what the hell? HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I'm perpetually amazed that people upload drawings on lined paper. Drawing on unlined paper is basically the lowest effort thing you can do to make your drawing look better. I guess when your drawing is as terrible as those, the paper it's drawn on doesn't really matter.
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Electric Phantasm posted:I don't get the Sonic fascination. Were most of these kids even born when that game came out?
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 21:14 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:Wanna play the best(worst)game ever? Search for *your name* the hedgehog.
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gandhichan posted:Comic Sans. gandhichan posted:Virgin status confirmed. Angry Avocado posted:Those mouths...  What is with all the Nazi bullshit? gently caress's sake. I can joke about inflation fetishists, furries, Sonic fanboys, all that. But Nazi anime little girls? It's too bizarre.  Abercrunchie posted:Also: gently caress all this Metroid fan art. That has always been my favorite game series, but as someone who has never felt the urge to rub one out to Samus, some of this poo poo just drives me nuts. I mean, it's really no worse than the rest of DA (are her feet huge, or is the artist that bad at perspective?  ), but the difference is just that I don't give a poo poo about Sonic the Hedgehog. Leave Samus alone, DA. 
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Railing Kill posted:Nazi bullshit? gandhichan posted:Unless he believes cats are girl dogs. Which I've never seen positively disproved.
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Ischia4 is a goldmine of weird. Sonic doesn't really shock me anymore. But this guy... this guy. Just look.    
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 21:48 |
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Khazar-khum posted:I won!!! No you didn't. This is the one result, and it disqualifies. 
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| # ? Jun 19, 2011 21:53 |
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Cross posting 'dis from the strangest fan art thread:quote:Also searching "<name> the pony" is a terrible idea. Let's do it! Huzzah, pony is officially the next sonic the hedgehog. Well done creepy internet gently caress heads. 
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Jack MacAskill posted:That is the stuff that makes me the saddest, but I'm pretty sure they're just dumb kids trying to look cool. Pretty sure... You'd be surprised; back when I bothered with the dA complaints forum (oh god I was so loving dumb,) there were actually a fuckton of nazis, like to the point that the regular posters just stopped caring. There was also a confirmed pedophile, like, he admitted it, but because his gallery didn't contain anything horribly explicit (just little girls in swimsuits, but hey, nothing weird about that, right?) he was never banned. Same goes for the nazis, really; they'd have flashing avatars of swastikas and they're gallery would be full of Hitler worship, but because they never outright said "I THINK ALL JEWS SHOULD BE GASSED" no action was taken against them. Okay writing that made me sad so have this:  "Pastillia Skunk my Hippo Skunk Hybrid. She was created mainly to please the gassing fan base that I may have. Concept wise it just makes since shes a skunk so thats gonna stink and shes a hippo so she has tons of ammo and a huge backside with it. Character wise I don't have much for her except I want her to use magic and to be an enemy to Aroma. Feel free to ask questions about her since it may help me create a solid backstory for her." The best part? This horrible mishmash of grotesque fetishism got picked for a loving Daily Deviation. "You know I don't think I've ever seen something quite like this in the years I've been here on dA. The concept and crude humor is absolutely brilliant! It is one of those pieces that you view, and you never forget. The presentation is clean, crisp, and definitely moving. The perspective really does grab your interest- even from that rear view! Fantastic character design, and a well thought of concept from a cartoonist's point of view! Great work here! (Featured by `Katmomma)" Deviantart is a gigantic loving joke.
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Railing Kill posted:What is with all the Nazi bullshit? gently caress's sake. I can joke about inflation fetishists, furries, Sonic fanboys, all that. But Nazi anime little girls? It's too bizarre. I think torture-device is the most well-known example of that. FlyingPingu posted:There was also a confirmed pedophile, like, he admitted it, but because his gallery didn't contain anything horribly explicit (just little girls in swimsuits, but hey, nothing weird about that, right?) he was never banned.
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Angry Avocado posted:DeviantART has a pretty big neo-nazi community, and due to their lenient policy on free speech (basically, everything is allowed for as long as the safety of other people doesn't come into question) a lot of the stuff they upload is allowed. I don't know how many people draw swastika's and Hitler portraits/crossovers/fetishism for shock value or irony or to be "edgy" but some of them are definitely legitimate about it. How in the hell is Torture-Device still around? He has a loving RACIST AND PROUD OF IT stamp up on his journal, you'd think that would be enough to get him banned.
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FlyinPingu posted:How in the hell is Torture-Device still around? He has a loving RACIST AND PROUD OF IT stamp up on his journal, you'd think that would be enough to get him banned. I think you've found one of the prime differences between SA and some other forums I could mention.
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What's up, former Complaints forum buddy FlyinPingu  I was young, I didn't know what I was doing, why did I hang out at deviantART, ahhh.It was precisely around the time when Torture-Device and all of the other (actual, not teenage i-like-the-uniform) Nazis basically took over and people actually flamed you if you said something bad about them is where I deleted my account. I didn't even use it that much at that point anymore, but I never turned back. What the gently caress is that poo poo. The worst part is, I think Torture-Device (if that's the right one i'm thinking of) actually has an ounce of artistic talent, yet he wastes it on being a neo-Nazi piece of poo poo. Also I found more photomanips for you gu-- WAIT WHAT THE poo poo who makes this crap?   http://fav.me/d3jcw84VV Phew, that makes me feel a lot better. I thought that guy just made it. VVGonna continue with my photomanipulation post. Pulled off the Newest pages.  quote:[If you chose to use this anywhere, please credit me, and let me know.]    naked man in a noose. http://fav.me/d3jciz5
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FlyinPingu posted:How in the hell is Torture-Device still around? He has a loving RACIST AND PROUD OF IT stamp up on his journal, you'd think that would be enough to get him banned. Ironically, someone made a stamp after that (in protest) that said "Anti-semitic and proud", but that one was a violation of the Hate Speech policy.  the party god posted:
Content: Photoshop filters make everything better!   You know what would make a naked woman look even better? More photoshop filters! http://imgur.com/OAIj0 http://imgur.com/T8L5z http://imgur.com/7bVjRThere is a huge, and I mean massive "Equine Photomanipulation" community on dA. Most of them show giant, pale, shadowless ghost-horses floating in random landscapes, I am not sure if this is intentional.     
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Electric Phantasm posted:Hahaha, he literally used ms paint to paint over some sonic and the black knight character art. Also I won the game, surprisingly with the words "baby beef" http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&s...l=1&q=baby+beef
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