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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Co-sine posted:

Johnny Five-Aces? Is that you? The mystery of the bulge is solved!

It's his brother, Johnny Five-Rifles.

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Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

we can hide out at my place.
we will neverbe found.


...Welp, I found something. Apparently, this guy does photomanipulations of invisible women.




And remember:



Can I just say stock photo accounts are a goldmine for creepy fetish art like this?

Friends Are Evil fucked around with this message at Sep 9, 2011 around 02:24

RebelWorm
Mar 23, 2011

I'm a tough guy

If we're talking about weird fetishes, then I would like to point out dhim. He's got this bizarre obsession that I'm going to let you guys figured for yourselves from the random selection of his comics:

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011



Friends Are Evil posted:

photomanipulations of invisible women.
Invisible women seems a very counterproductive if harmless fetish (and super-easy if you just imagine them naked I guess), but that headless girl is just all sorts of creepy. And why would the mirror reflect her invisible head?


RebelWorm posted:


Yes. So few details.

Archduke
May 17, 2011



^^^^
Maybe she's a reverse-vampire!

As for guess-the-fetish... is it just pain? Or is there more?

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

we can hide out at my place.
we will neverbe found.


Jack MacAskill posted:

Invisible women seems a very counterproductive if harmless fetish (and super-easy if you just imagine them naked I guess), but that headless girl is just all sorts of creepy. And why would the mirror reflect her invisible head?

Yes. So few details.
I guess he also has a fetish for invisible limbs (?).

Just show this guy a picture of Phantom Limb from the Venture Brothers and he should be set.

Friends Are Evil fucked around with this message at Sep 9, 2011 around 19:27

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Archduke posted:

As for guess-the-fetish... is it just pain? Or is there more?

He loves genital trauma, apparently awakened by a few odd moves in fighting games. He's produced hours of fairly competent animations focusing on one whichever Street Fighter character nutshotting the entire roster and also the guys from Marvel vs Capcom and everybody created by Nintendo. It's his drive, his passion, the sheer amount of work he's put into realizing a very shallow artistic vision is incredibly depressing.
Most irritating to me though is he tried his darnedest to create an internet meme

dhim posted:

Have you seen this mountain goat?

It's wanted by the internet meme police.

If you see it, protect your peach and call your local authorities immediately.

Urgh. Come on guy.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

we can hide out at my place.
we will neverbe found.


Mr. Squishy posted:

He loves genital trauma, apparently awakened by a few odd moves in fighting games. He's produced hours of fairly competent animations focusing on one whichever Street Fighter character nutshotting the entire roster and also the guys from Marvel vs Capcom and everybody created by Nintendo. It's his drive, his passion, the sheer amount of work he's put into realizing a very shallow artistic vision is incredibly depressing.
Most irritating to me though is he tried his darnedest to create an internet meme


Urgh. Come on guy.

This seems like a pretty great trainwreck. Who seriously tries to manufacture memes?

Beezle Bug
Jun 5, 2009

I love painting trees.

Friends Are Evil posted:

This seems like a pretty great trainwreck. Who seriously tries to manufacture memes?

Certainly not us, the fine people of the Something Awful Forums!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/di...=3&topicid=1970 :shh:

In other news,

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 3, 2009

~*Brony This Way*~




Such a soulful face.

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*


The Worst Unicorn posted:



Such a soulful face.

Reminds me of that amazing 3D animated Legend of Zelda video. I can't remember what it's called.

Comrade Question
Mar 30, 2011

"Is a fixed income not a good thing? Does not everyone love to count on a sure thing?"


The Worst Unicorn posted:



Such a soulful face.

Not even Robin Williams is safe. For everyone else who wants to express their Robin Williamsona at the next con:



Has everyone ever attempted to build such a thing? Yeah, sure. Fursuits have reached a new level.

I think this is one of the signs of Gehenna.

Edit: I also just had this on the frontpage. Sweet dreams.

Edit2: From centaurs to cyclopses, courtesy of sociallyunacceptableart on tumblr.



Last edit, I swear:

PalmTreeFun posted:

Reminds me of that amazing 3D animated Legend of Zelda video. I can't remember what it's called.

You probably mean The Light of Courage!

Comrade Question fucked around with this message at Sep 10, 2011 around 11:22

MojoKingBee
Sep 4, 2011

Everybody, there's a new king in town.

Get ready.


Comrade Question posted:





This creature. It...it looks so miserable. Like it knows what an abomination it is

WeaponGradeSadness
Dec 27, 2010

The Napoleon of Crime


Inspired by the Amy Winehorse, I went looking for other celebrities. The results were...mixed.

Like, how is this:

a drawing of Padma Lakshmi, who ~lindbloem helpfully notes is

~lindbloem posted:

The host of Top Chef who never wears any bra.
?


What the gently caress.


"Well you wonder why I always dress in bleeeuuurgghhgggh"


This is supposed to be Frieda loving Pinto. Are you kidding me? I mean, it say's WIP, but there's not going to be any recovering from this.


This is the artist's concept of a talking snake for her Pirates of the Carribean fanfic except the snake is represented in this piece by Parminder Nagra who is being raped by coyotes who are also people.




To be fair though, some of it is pretty rad:



(the last one actually happened, it's not some weird Dev-Patel-woman-beating fetish like I was originally worried)

I might be biased on the last two, though, because Frieda

Babe Magnet
Jun 1, 2008

He did it like this.
He did it like that.



PalmTreeFun posted:

Reminds me of that amazing 3D animated Legend of Zelda video. I can't remember what it's called.

That would be The Legend of Zelda: Light of Courage.

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*


UnsubRedun posted:

That would be The Legend of Zelda: Light of Courage.

Thank you, I have to remember that from now on.

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010


Comrade Question posted:

Edit2: From centaurs to cyclopses, courtesy of sociallyunacceptableart on tumblr.



What the hell is going on in this one

To contribute, let me tell you about bases. No, show you:



"Bases" are (supposed to be) templates for characters that dollers (no not dollars) can customize by adding color, hairstyles, clothing, etc. Usually for this reason, bases are drawn hairless and nude (but without genitalia) so the outline of the body isn't distorted by clothing and hair.

But what you usually end up seeing is the reverse: People take fanart or a scene from an anime and then trace the form of the character as if they were naked. This doesn't usually work too well, and so the "Bases" category on devART is a perfect blend of lazy art that's terribly executed.



The original image:




(Original)



Then there's Yaoi, a subgenre of anime that's basically gay (soft)porn aimed at girls. (This is also where a ton of those "surprise sex is so romantic" comments come from) and let me tell you, the "Base" category is full of this kind of stuff.

Spontaneous crotch shots like this happen all the time when you're playing around with your lover

NWS...ish?

And this is just... two people loving. (I reported it, but dA has a really weird policy when it comes to porn).

Also NWS

This one's worksafe! And full of not-worksafe possibilities.


And lastly, some not-porn to round it all up: "Sad Pose Base"

Archduke
May 17, 2011



All of those bases are really, really creepy. I wonder how many deviants beat off to them!

Chorocojo
Sep 25, 2005

Legendary Creature -- Bird Advisor
-Envoy to the Ghost Dad-






I think I'm using bases in the intended way?

dmt.s
Dec 28, 2010


Angry Avocado posted:

Spontaneous crotch shots like this happen all the time when you're playing around with your lover

NWS...ish?


I too tend to grow an extra finger when I'm homoerotically wrestling someone.

Miijhal
Jul 10, 2011

I keep looking. Why do I keep looking?!


Searching 'Sexy -anything-' on deviantart is a really easy way to find horrible poo poo.

For example, sexy leprechaun:




Sexy crab:



Sexy planaria:

Probably

Sexy Gachapoid:



quote:

Kaito: I be pimpin.
Gacha: I'M SUCH A SEXUALLY INVOLVED YOUNG BOY.
Len: I'm such a horny slut~
Gakupo: Get back here, betch.
Kiyoteru: Get your fingers off of my mouth!

This is Gachapoid, for those wondering.

Also, apparently, Psuedohermaphroditism came up with results...


HURR HURR I'M SO SPECIAL

Babe Magnet
Jun 1, 2008

He did it like this.
He did it like that.



Archduke posted:

All of those bases are really, really creepy. I wonder how many deviants beat off to them!

Too many.

Chorocojo posted:





I think I'm using bases in the intended way?

Before I moved all of my art to an actual website, one of my favorite thing to do was search for awful bases and draw the most horrible, ridiculous poo poo over them. A ton of bases in one picture? Ren & Stimpy faces. Two dolls kissing? They're now maggot-wreathed zombies eating each other's faces.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

Archduke posted:

All of those bases are really, really creepy. I wonder how many deviants beat off to them!

The answer is all of them.

From the newest submissions page:




Zapdos
Nov 13, 2010



Raserys posted:



This reminds me of how Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd reacted to their yaoi picture

Vaginal Reward
Sep 16, 2008

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!


Angry Avocado posted:



let me tell you about bases.



I admit I get a deranged pleasure out of making terrible things with those traced bases, like this:

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Now this is partying 80's style!


Vaginal Reward posted:

I admit I get a deranged pleasure out of making terrible things with those traced bases, like this:



Thank you for making half the office at my work break out in uncontrollable laughter.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!


Sometimes those doll traces are excellent. For instance this one







Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


I'm not sure if this is considered fanart or not, but DeviantArt is on a real roll with the 9/11 thing.

Linking because there are so many of them

*starts up the circus music*

http://mrhcfortan.deviantart.com/ar...ty-11-257897784
http://ipl0x.deviantart.com/art/APH...owers-136734650
http://lostumbreon.deviantart.com/a...ember-257849418
http://wildspirit-celina.deviantart.../9-11-257906291
http://ayla505.deviantart.com/art/R...dness-257904602
http://snowkirby.deviantart.com/art...-9-11-257901681
http://littledannypocket.deviantart...orget-257900732
http://dudemcperson.deviantart.com/...e-one-257900518
http://artemisiadupeintre.deviantar...08h46-257910568
http://emili.deviantart.com/art/Rescue-257908956
http://whitetiger987.deviantart.com...ibute-257931609
http://deathburnsharkwolfz.devianta...rance-257929465
http://dragongirl508.deviantart.com...-9-11-257927622
http://envytehkitty.deviantart.com/art/9-11-257925414
http://jedicowgirl.deviantart.com/a...n-ade-257923339
http://newmoonlove955.deviantart.co...-Blue-257924429

Azrael Alexander
Jun 24, 2011

No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.


I'm far from patriotic, but I want to punch whoever drew that Hetalia poo poo. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DIED. THAT IS NOT A JOKE. STOP IT. I mean I don't know what I expect from a fandom that thinks WWII was a yaoi orgy party, but for gods sake. It's so tasteless.

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*


Azrael Alexander posted:

I'm far from patriotic, but I want to punch whoever drew that Hetalia poo poo. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DIED. THAT IS NOT A JOKE. STOP IT. I mean I don't know what I expect from a fandom that thinks WWII was a yaoi orgy party, but for gods sake. It's so tasteless.

To be fair, it's hard to talk about it seriously at all these days because it's the root of at least a quarter of the GOP's talking points. The other ones being Jesus, sex, and racism.

Ballin Stalin
Dec 29, 2009

And then Sniper comforted the Scout.
with his penis.


More 9/11 deviantart clusterfucks for everyone!










Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

we can hide out at my place.
we will neverbe found.










9/11: a day we never forge

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

don't you dare


Captain America looks like he's giving the artist a disapproving look there. "Seriously, you thought this was a good idea? If I were real, I'd punch you harder than I punched Hitler."

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment


Friends Are Evil posted:




9/11: a day we never forge

What the gently caress is up with these cyclopes on DA?

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 3, 2009

~*Brony This Way*~


oddspelling posted:

What the gently caress is up with these cyclopes on DA?

It is really hard to draw two eyes that are the same size. You wouldn't want the picture to come out all stupid with weirdo eyes, would you?

TheNork
Oct 23, 2007
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.



Friends Are Evil posted:



What is this even supposed to be? Is the artist choosing to remember 9/11 by eating Pocky on her bed and reading a thick volume of manga? 'Happy' Anniversary? This is so incredibly insensitive, I... I...

Five Spice
Nov 20, 2007

By your powers combined...

Holy poo poo. Holy loving poo poo. gently caress Hetalia.

In reference to this monstrosity, http://ipl0x.deviantart.com/art/APH...owers-136734650 :

quote:

Pffff, that's got to be the most epic rendition of the start of the war I've seen~ xD

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


quote:

Truly, those who heard 9/11 are the most traumatized

post the 9est 11 u got itt

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

9CL BRONY SPOTTED


noblesse posted:

Holy poo poo. Holy loving poo poo. gently caress Hetalia.

In reference to this monstrosity, http://ipl0x.deviantart.com/art/APH...owers-136734650 :

It seems to me that the artist is making fun of Hetalia, really.

More 9/11:






Please read this manga-style.


Oh, hey! More Hetalia.


Something I actually like.

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Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010








Background (C) Google




http://gav-imp.deviantart.com/art/F...egret-257980261 Just read the description on this one for full effect.

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