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We've all done it, we've all got caught by a female superior with our pants down when we should have been updating routers or switches. Lets hear your best server room sex stories Yosposers.
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| # ? Jun 20, 2011 23:56 |
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i have never known the touch of a woman. voted 1
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| # ? Jun 20, 2011 23:57 |
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i saw a naked girl on the computer one time
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| # ? Jun 20, 2011 23:58 |
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teh butts
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"I was looking through our records," she said while glancing down at her Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1, "and it says here that you're a registered sex offender." I gulped down hard, and my saliva went down my windpipe which triggered a coughing fit. She licked her lips and moved closer, breathing into my ear, "I was hoping you could take a moment and offend me."
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| # ? Jun 20, 2011 23:58 |
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Sneaking Mission posted:i have never known the touch of a woman. voted 1
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| # ? Jun 20, 2011 23:58 |
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stinkyhole AND PASTE posted:"I was looking through our records," she said while glancing down at her Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1, "and it says here that you're a registered sex offender." I gulped down hard, and my saliva went down my windpipe which triggered a coughing fit. She licked her lips and moved closer, breathing into my ear, "I was hoping you could take a moment and offend me." what
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| # ? Jun 20, 2011 23:59 |
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a long time ago i had sex with my girlfriend of the time in the back office at work. the office had a computer in it and the computer had a floptical drive, so i guess that's pretty yospos.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:00 |
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i dont have sex in the server room i just fart a lot (farting in the server room owns)
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:01 |
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rotor posted:a long time ago i had sex with my girlfriend of the time in the back office at work. the office had a computer in it and the computer had a floptical drive, so i guess that's pretty yospos.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:02 |
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FMguru posted:by my count that makes at least two floppy devices in that office. no, it was a long time ago, her boobs were perky as hell
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:03 |
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stinkyhole AND PASTE posted:"I was looking through our records," she said while glancing down at her Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1, "and it says here that you're a registered sex offender." I gulped down hard, and my saliva went down my windpipe which triggered a coughing fit. She licked her lips and moved closer, breathing into my ear, "I was hoping you could take a moment and offend me."  
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:03 |
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I use Ethernet cables as a sex aid
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:11 |
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like seriously stinkyhole, everything about that story is believable except the galaxy tab
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:13 |
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 i like to watch porn in the server room
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:21 |
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no matter what a cj tells you theres no sex in the server room
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:22 |
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there's an old lady that sits at a desk kinda close to the server room so it'd be creepy doing it in there
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:22 |
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Archduke posted:
I used to play system shock 2 in the server room so nobody could hear me squeal like a little girl when I was startled
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:22 |
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op had words, should not have
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:23 |
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stinkyhole AND PASTE posted:"I was looking through our records," she said while glancing down at her Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1, "and it says here that you're a registered sex offender." I gulped down hard, and my saliva went down my windpipe which triggered a coughing fit. She licked her lips and moved closer, breathing into my ear, "I was hoping you could take a moment and offend me." Goldmine
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:24 |
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I was walking through the IT Department to drop off some paperwork for the HR folks when I got hit in the head with a soft Nerf rocket. He peered over the wall and said, "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry,". I reached down and picked it up off the floor. As he approached, he averted eye contact, but said "We were just having a little fun". I adjusted my skirt and started, "That's OK. I'm new here, my name is Rach-" He snatched it away from me, turned and jumped back over the cubicle wall.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:48 |
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stinkyhole AND PASTE posted:I was walking through the IT Department to drop off some paperwork for the HR folks when I got hit in the head with a soft Nerf rocket. lol
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:52 |
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from a sufficient number of BNC T and Barrel connectors can be constructed cuffs, with BNC itself serving as a tether. Some network equipment too, being mainly metal, will allow for full restraint of a typical male IT worker. Alas, some network equipment also reports errors if unusual conditions are found on their ports.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 00:57 |
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stinkyhole AND PASTE posted:I was walking through the IT Department to drop off some paperwork for the HR folks when I got hit in the head with a soft Nerf rocket. 
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:04 |
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"Hey man, we got a little surprise for you," my co-workers said as they walked into the server room. I didn't bother turning around from my monitor as it wasn't exactly my birthday. Why would they get me something? I'm IT, I'm the lowest of all shits. No one gives a gently caress about me. All they do is piss me off. "The boss thinks you've been real uptight lately and wants to loosen you up and give you some fun for what seems will be the first time for you in forever." This has to be a joke, like he gives a gently caress about me or what I do for this god drat company. I've been here longer than he has but he gets to go golfing on company time while I fart around in the dark server room yosposting. I was reluctant to swivel my chair around to see what exactly they had brought me. They'd do anything for a cheap laugh, right? "Dude, just look here for once second, you definitely won't regret it. Just come see what you've been missing for all these years in here." "Fine, what hilarious thing did you bring me?" I turned around. My eyes grew large. "Holy poo poo," I quietly said out loud. "Yeah, we thought you might like this. Here, let's bring some more people in. Don't be embarrassed, we know this is what you want." "Wow, that's a nice rack," I thought to myself as more of my co-workers piled into the room. I looked at the stream of happy and energetic coming in through the door. They must have grasped the situation before even I did. Could I really perform with these many people in the same room? gently caress, I mean, I have a problem peeing next to someone in the bathroom. My heart skipped a beat. There was Jen, from HR, in the doorway. I quickly adverted my eyes to the only comfortable place to look, my feet. Why is she here? I have no idea what I'm going to do now. There's too many people in the way for me to run out of here. loving lovely one exit rooms. That's against the city's building code anyway. I'm sweating bullets. I guess I have to do what they all came here expecting. I get up from my chair and look back and the 'surprise'. I don't know what to do as all the slots start getting filled by my co-workers. I thought they wanted me to do that? I take my glasses off and wipe my brow. Time to get to 'work'. The first guy to come into the server room turns around mid thrust looks at me and puts his hand on my shoulder. "Here, you put it in." He hands me the blade. I tremble as everyone watches me put it in the rack. It clicks in place, I breathe a sigh of relief. He gives me a smile. "25 years of working here? drat, you've got 10 on me."
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:17 |
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Well, that's my story 
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:18 |
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blade servers are sexy
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:19 |
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not enough skirt adjusting sorry
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:19 |
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*adjusts utilikilt*
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:20 |
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Shaggar posted:*adjusts utilikilt* I knew I missed something
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:21 |
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stinkyhole AND PASTE posted:I was walking through the IT Department to drop off some paperwork for the HR folks when I got hit in the head with a soft Nerf rocket. lmao do some more PLEASE 
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:29 |
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Teh boners
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Windows Update started throwing 0x8000FFFF a day ago, and now my machine is out of compliance with NAP, so my network access is limited. Luckily, I'd just sent the FY11 reports off to Mr. Henderson, so I was off the hook for the rest of the afternoon. I picked up the phone and called down the hall. "IT, this is Steve." Oh no, not Steve. He wouldn't know what to do with me. I hung up and waited five minutes, then put the call back into IT. "IT, this is Steve." Oh hell, why not. "Hi Steve, this is Andrea in 219. My Windows Update is giving me errors, and now it says my connection is limited and I can't get anywhere. Can you come take a look?" "Sure thing, I'll be there in a minute." A few minutes later, Steve peeks his head around the corner. "Come on in, Steve". Looks like he stopped by the Coke machine on the way in. "Hi, Andrea. So, you're having problems with your updates?" I stand up and offer my chair to him. He places the Coke on the desk, sits down, and cracks his knuckles before popping the soda open. I watch as he minimizes my Internet Explorer window, which was open to a Google search for "tantric sex". I walk over to shut the door, then bend over the desk, giving him a straight shot down my silky top. "How's things, Steve?" His eyes turn and look straight down my shirt, then up to me. He gets a silly grin and stammers out, "Uh, oh, OK. Just fine". Then turns back to the computer. Seconds pass. "Ahh, its this dang KB928731. Microsoft Word 2007 update. This thing's been a real pain, but I should have you up in a jiff." "Cool", I say, twirling my hair. I stand up and walk over to the window, resting my butt on the frame. Steve continues typing. "Steve, don't you ever think about all these people in this big city? Going here and there.." Steve's eyes stay on the screen, but his fingers are lifted, hovering over they keys, as if they are hanging breathless on my next words. "Going to jobs they hate, returning home to families they're emotionally disconnected from." Steve instinctively reaches in his pocket and pulls out his Bianca spray to freshen his breath. A sinister tone takes over my voice. "Doing things they..shouldn't do?" Silence. "Put it in the hole, Steve."
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:30 |
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hahah
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:32 |
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this threads surprisingly erotic given the title
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:33 |
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:33 |
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What did Steve do next 
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:37 |
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dear pc world, i never thought it would happen to me
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:39 |
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gently caress SNEEP posted:What did Steve do next go... out?
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:40 |
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iim laughing at this thread but i also got wood a lilstinkyhole AND PASTE posted:dear pc world, i never thought it would happen to me also this
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:40 |
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Stebe
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| # ? Jun 21, 2011 01:40 |
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stinkyhole AND PASTE posted:dear pc world, i never thought it would happen to me lol
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