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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


appropriatemetaphor posted:

And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one!

...By the way we're out of both choices-

On Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam. On MY planet, a CLAM enjoys eating a tasty YOU!

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ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!


MAYBE I'M NOT YELLING LOUD ENOUGH!

Stonefish
Nov 1, 2004

Chillin' like a villain

Yakov Smirnoff said it.

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!


Johnny Carson said it.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Stonefish posted:

Yakov Smirnoff said it.

superjew posted:

Johnny Carson said it.

No he didn't.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


TravBot posted:

No he didn't.

I don't recall ever making this post... but that is SO what I would have done!

axleblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations America!

You're Addicted to Cocaine.


appropriatemetaphor posted:

And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one!

...By the way we're out of both choices-

Put on four episodes of "The Office"!

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


axleblaze posted:

Put on four episodes of "The Office"!

No it's not, it's Juicy Couture!

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Let's all go to the lobby!

Gorilla Salad
Sep 22, 2003

There's no problem that can't be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts


DrBouvenstein posted:

You could just fan-wank it away by saying that was only a local transporter, only moving things a few yards, not inter-stellar.

Apart from at the end when Fry was transported from White Planes to the Planet Express building in the middle of New New York

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Gorilla Salad posted:

Apart from at the end when Fry was transported from White Planes to the Planet Express building in the middle of New New York

White Planes is a suburb of New New York, therefore local

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May 25, 2003
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Slipped to Page 2?

That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Sensible posted:

Slipped to Page 2?

That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.

Athenry
Apr 2, 2008

I've seen everything.
I've seen it all.


TravBot posted:

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.

Bender? That was the other guy, call me Boiler.

By the way, call me Bender.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Athenry posted:

Bender? That was the other guy, call me Boiler.

By the way, call me Bender.

Help, Blender, you're the only one of us who's sober!

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007



TravBot posted:

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.

I was so happy about this reference. I wonder how many people got it?

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


thexerox123 posted:

I was so happy about this reference. I wonder how many people got it?

I missed it. I was titty much protally fitshaced when I saw that part.

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007



TravBot posted:

I missed it. I was titty much protally fitshaced when I saw that part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyB06HvAjI#t=2m53s

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


TravBot posted:

This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.
Wait a second... Benders name isn't Bonder. IT'S BENDER!

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007


Coleman posted:

Wait a second... Benders name isn't Bonder. IT'S BENDER!

Meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Superrodan posted:

Meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.

How droll.

Fishylungs
Jan 12, 2008


DrBouvenstein posted:

How droll.

What a clever impersonation of a stupid, poor person. How much is that quote actually worth, Brannigan?

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003



Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.




DrBouvenstein posted:

How droll.

No wait, the other thing. Tedious!

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME


appropriatemetaphor posted:

And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one!

...By the way we're out of both choices-

You gotta make your own choices in life! That's what separates people.. and robots, from animals!.. and animal robots!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

The Believer


TravBot posted:

Help, Blender, you're the only one of us who's sober!

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

RillAkBea
Oct 10, 2008



MariusLecter posted:

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

We need a comedy central season rule.

"The first 3 episodes don't count"

That's pretty much how long it took the last season to kick in too.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

The Believer


RillAkBea posted:

We need a comedy central season rule.

"The first 3 episodes don't count"

That's pretty much how long it took the last season to kick in too.

But I thought-

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


MariusLecter posted:

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

Fry said it, so it was automatically a wrong understanding of the situation, compounded by the fact that he (Fry) was drunk.

What Fry means by "you're the only one who is sober" is that Bender is the only one in full use of his faculties.... well, him and all the other robots in the world, but Fry doesn't know any of them. Also he got a race car.... is any of this getting through to you?

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

REMEMBER ME!


What keeps recurring to me:

During the alcohol shortage, what happened to all the other robots?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

The Believer


Jerusalem posted:

Fry said it, so it was automatically a wrong understanding of the situation, compounded by the fact that he (Fry) was drunk.

What Fry means by "you're the only one who is sober" is that Bender is the only one in full use of his faculties.... well, him and all the other robots in the world, but Fry doesn't know any of them. Also he got a race car.... is any of this getting through to you?

Whose leg does a guy gotta hump to get a "Stop thinking Mariuslecter!" around here?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Killer robot posted:

What keeps recurring to me:

During the alcohol shortage, what happened to all the other robots?

They all got rust beards. Even the fem-bots.

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

mmmmm haha I'll get the both of you blblblblbmmm haha mmm


MariusLecter posted:

But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?

Poor Bender, you're seeing things. You've been drinking too much. Or too little. I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven't drunk exactly the right amount.

John Dough
Oct 30, 2004

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...



Kazy posted:

You gotta make your own choices in life! That's what separates people.. and robots, from animals!.. and animal robots!

Animals go in the corner

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!


John Dough posted:

Animals go in the corner

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

vanilla slimfast
Dec 6, 2006

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome



MariusLecter posted:

But I thought-

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Gravel Gravy
Apr 3, 2008

Worst. Venue. Ever.


Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian!

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007



Gravel Gravy posted:

Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian!

Yup. I actually saw Newhart before Blade Runner, so it was strange watching that and being like "Holy crap it's Larry!"

Cray
Dec 3, 2010


Gravel Gravy posted:

Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian!

More like E.B. Farnum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwdE7x1t_nQ

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?

Gravel Gravy posted:

Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian!

Hi Animatronio!

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Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003



Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.




Cray posted:

More like E.B. Farnum.

Farnum is the only thing I associate with him anymore.

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