Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

IUG posted:

So then I said
"_{See ya in the thread...} "

You'll be the most unpoplar poster since Sargeant Locust Fart Hell!

# ? Jun 4, 2012 00:17

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# ? May 24, 2013 15:42

Martytoof: Feb 25, 2003; Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.

The server outages! What's causing them? Is it my outfit?

# ? Jun 4, 2012 01:37

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009

Turning to entertainment news, teen singer Wendy might just be the latest...

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THE DATABASE IS UNAVAILABLE

...won three Grammys last night...

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THE DATABASE IS UNAVAILABLE

...found dead in her bathtub.

# ? Jun 4, 2012 01:41

LOCUST FART HELL: Mar 8, 2007; Why the lights? Are you that desperate for attention? How disturbing.

Martytoof posted:

The server outages! What's causing them? Is it my outfit?

Now I'm worried I'm not as smart as Martytoof, but at the same time, I feel relieved I'm cuter than him.

# ? Jun 4, 2012 02:17

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; Now, the undefeated king sings aloud the name of booze he holds in his hand...

Martytoof posted:

The server outages! What's causing them? Is it my outfit?

Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred... in this internet forum thread whose subject is making a coherent conversation out of quotations from a cartoon parody of science fiction cliches.

# ? Jun 4, 2012 07:36

Patrovsky: May 8, 2007; whatever is fine

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Now I'm worried I'm not as smart as Martytoof, but at the same time, I feel relieved I'm cuter than him.

_{Thanks for covering.}

# ? Jun 4, 2012 07:57

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Patrovsky posted:

_{Thanks for covering.}

Patrovsky, do you ever feel like you only like girls cause you're s'posed to?

# ? Jun 4, 2012 09:55

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; They're very good hands.

You can quote all the quotes you like when you are quoting with Martytoof!

# ? Jun 4, 2012 10:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

meatbag posted:

You can quote all the quotes you like when you are quoting with Martytoof!

You can't just waltz into the Futurama Quote Thread! It's a tangled web of double-quotes and forum regulations. I've never quoted, but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to post the Zoidberg emoticon there.

# ? Jun 4, 2012 11:30

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; They're very good hands.

...he kept it pink.

# ? Jun 4, 2012 11:36

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

Patrovsky, do you ever feel like you only like girls cause you're s'posed to?

WHAT?! Don't ever, ever think or post that again!

# ? Jun 4, 2012 17:29

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

DrBouvenstein posted:

WHAT?! Don't ever, ever think or post that again!

You almost got neutered!

# ? Jun 4, 2012 23:48

Kannen: Apr 24, 2007; make this page more CAW CAW!!

Serella posted:

You almost got neutered!

'Tain't as bad as gettin' killed.

# ? Jun 5, 2012 01:19

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kannen posted:

'Tain't as bad as gettin' killed.

'course it's shank or be shanked...

# ? Jun 5, 2012 01:53

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

'course it's shank or be shanked...

TravBot's rollin' out a large pill.

# ? Jun 5, 2012 02:56

palamedes: Mar 9, 2008

TravBot posted:

TravBot's rollin' out a large pill.

Good news! It's a suppository!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 03:01

MildShow: Jan 4, 2012; Part Man. Part Pillow. All Carnage.

palamedes posted:

Good news! It's a suppository!

Prep the ship and line up for your pre-flight coffee enemas!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 03:43

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; Now, the undefeated king sings aloud the name of booze he holds in his hand...

MildShow posted:

Prep the ship and line up for your pre-flight coffee enemas!

We're at Finger Alert 5!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 10:27

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME

Sanguinia posted:

We're at Finger Alert 5!

Abandon ship!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 13:06

John Dough: Oct 30, 2004; There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...

Kazy posted:

Abandon ship!

That's enough subordination out of you, mr. Kazy!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 15:00

Alter Ego: Nov 7, 2005; Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!

Sanguinia posted:

We're at Finger Alert 5!

Quick! We can escape through that nasal capillary into the sinus!

<Hermes>: How did you know that?

I learned it from a decongestant commercial! SOOTHING ACTION_action_action_action

# ? Jun 5, 2012 15:11

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

I learned it from a decongestant commercial! SOOTHING ACTION_action_action_action

That's MY line!! I'll kill you!!!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 19:15

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's MY line!! I'll kill you!!!

I don't recall ever stealing Bouvensteins quote... but that is SO the one I would have done.

# ? Jun 5, 2012 19:17

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's MY line!! I'll kill you!!!

Baldercrap! I created your universe!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 20:15

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

TravBot posted:

Baldercrap! I created your universe!

Well, getting the brain out was the easy part.

The hard part was getting the brain out.

# ? Jun 5, 2012 20:47

Alter Ego: Nov 7, 2005; Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!

MokBa posted:

Well, getting the brain out was the easy part.

The hard part was getting the brain out.

Two years ago, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED Scrunchie!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 20:57

Oolarg: May 3, 2007; My God...

Alter Ego posted:

Two years ago, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED Scrunchie!

Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." God rest her zombie bones.

# ? Jun 5, 2012 22:12

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Oolarg posted:

Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." God rest her zombie bones.

So that's why you said you had to meet that ghost!

# ? Jun 5, 2012 22:35

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008

Oolarg posted:

Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." God rest her zombie bones.

Enough about your promiscuous granny, Oolarg.

# ? Jun 5, 2012 22:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Oolarg posted:

Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." God rest her zombie bones.

Oolarg don't push that button!

# ? Jun 6, 2012 01:30

LOCUST FART HELL: Mar 8, 2007; Why the lights? Are you that desperate for attention? How disturbing.

Sanguinia posted:

We're at Finger Alert 5!

So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer.

A man can dream though. A man can dream...

# ? Jun 6, 2012 01:46

Oolarg: May 3, 2007; My God...

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oolarg don't push that button!

Ehh, okay.

# ? Jun 6, 2012 01:56

MildShow: Jan 4, 2012; Part Man. Part Pillow. All Carnage.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer. A man can dream though. A man can dream...

I mean we all have commercials in our dreams, but you don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices...

# ? Jun 6, 2012 02:00

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; Too hot for this airflow.

MildShow posted:

I mean we all have commercials in our dreams, but you don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices...

Like Fry! Like Fry!

# ? Jun 6, 2012 02:17

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer. A man can dream though. A man can dream...

Dream of atomic monsters! Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...*mutter mutter*

# ? Jun 6, 2012 02:23

John Dough: Oct 30, 2004; There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...

Serella posted:

Dream of atomic monsters! Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...*mutter mutter*

Sweet pony of Sierra Leone!

# ? Jun 6, 2012 05:43

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; Now, the undefeated king sings aloud the name of booze he holds in his hand...

John Dough posted:

Sweet pony of Sierra Leone!

Sweet Manitee of Galili!

# ? Jun 6, 2012 07:35

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

Sweet Manitee of Galili!

S-s-s-sweet something of s-someplace!

# ? Jun 6, 2012 09:17

Oolarg: May 3, 2007; My God...

TravBot posted:

S-s-s-sweet something of s-someplace!

Sweet three-toed-sloth of Ice-Planet Hoth!

# ? Jun 6, 2012 10:09

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# ? May 24, 2013 15:42

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Oolarg posted:

Sweet three-toed-sloth of Ice-Planet Hoth!

You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?

# ? Jun 6, 2012 14:19

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