Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Hey, this guy's an ox! He's got oxen-like strength! Let's call him Clamps!

I love Joey Mousepad.

# ? Jul 31, 2011 20:25

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# ? May 23, 2013 10:52

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

sebzilla posted:

Hey, this guy's an ox! He's got oxen-like strength! Let's call him Clamps!

I love Joey Mousepad.

Is this guy a shark or what?

# ? Jul 31, 2011 21:19

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Is this guy a shark or what?

If that's his pizza then I'm icy whatever.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 00:11

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

I am slightly upset that Bender didn't have the same accent as he did in "Bender Gets Made", old...spice.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 00:28

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; Freeze Mamma Jamma!!

Cojawfee posted:

Whatever, I'm heading out to my night job.

Working two jobs sucks, but I need the money to buy coffee for my night job.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 00:37

OldSenileGuy: Mar 13, 2001; Compare your teams' logos to mine and then kill yourselves!!

superjew posted:

I am slightly upset that Bender didn't have the same accent as he did in "Bender Gets Made", old...spice.

That was the accent of a king. In this episode he was but a mere commoner.

Oh, you've been as dumb as Fry!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 00:40

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

OldSenileGuy posted:

That was the accent of a king. In this episode he was but a mere commoner.

Oh, you've been as dumb as Fry!

Ow, it's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 09:57

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

No good, it's full of steam!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 10:28

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

I thought this last episode was a lot worse than the Leela kids show one.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 13:09

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

sassassin posted:

I thought this last episode was a lot worse than the Leela kids show one.

I'm sassassin. I don't know the mass of the Higgs Boson.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 13:34

Leovinus: Apr 28, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

superjew posted:

I am slightly upset that Bender didn't have the same accent as he did in "Bender Gets Made", old...spice.

Dis guy's classier than I realized.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 14:21

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME

Leovinus posted:

Dis guy's classier than I realized.

Hey Don, ain't dat your wife, what wit ya had dat weddin' wit?

(I love the movies so much, don't care what you guys say, though BWBB took a couple of viewings to grow on me)

# ? Aug 1, 2011 14:29

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Ow, it's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!

The professy will help!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 15:10

John Dough: Oct 30, 2004; There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...

Coleman posted:

The professy will help!

80 dollars worth of action it is!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 15:43

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

I went to the Field Museum in Chicago this weekend, and found this in the mineral section:

It's the tough ~~black~~ brown mineral, that won't cut out when there's heat all about!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 16:29

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Klungar posted:

I went to the Field Museum in Chicago this weekend, and found this in the mineral section:

It's the tough ~~black~~ brown mineral, that won't cut out when there's heat all about!

I'm a professor! Why isn't anyone listening to me?!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 16:38

Manos del Sino: Apr 12, 2004; Original Pony

I'm 40% dolomite.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 17:01

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Manos del Sino posted:

I'm 40% dolomite.

I'm 60% storage space!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 18:17

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

smashpro1 posted:

I'm 60% storage space!

I'm 40% scrap metal!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 18:30

chachu: Jul 4, 2007; cuttin' cat faces in the pines.

I'm 30% iron!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 18:38

Alter Ego: Nov 7, 2005; Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!

chachu posted:

I'm 30% iron!

I'm 40% titanium!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 18:41

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; ONE HUNDRED CUPS OF COFFEE.

BONK BONK

# ? Aug 1, 2011 18:44

Martytoof: Feb 25, 2003; Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.

Shugojin posted:

BONK BONK

Are you jacking on in there?

# ? Aug 1, 2011 19:03

Miracon: Jan 1, 2010

Manos del Sino posted:

I'm 40% dolomite.

smashpro1 posted:

I'm 60% storage space!

Coleman posted:

I'm 40% scrap metal!

chachu posted:

I'm 30% iron!

Alter Ego posted:

I'm 40% titanium!

That's 210%, Woohoo! Now I can be really annoying!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 19:49

RaspberryCommie: May 3, 2008; Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Shugojin posted:

BONK BONK

Bender? BENDER?! Have you seen my sombrero?

# ? Aug 1, 2011 19:51

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Miracon posted:

That's 210%, Woohoo! Now I can be really annoying!

Miracon crack corn, and I don't care.

RaspberryCommie posted:

Bender? BENDER?! Have you seen my sombrero?

RaspberryCommie crack corn, I still don't care.

Coleman crack corn and he is greaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Take that you stupid corn.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 19:53

vanilla slimfast: Dec 6, 2006; If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome

Bonjour, y'all!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 19:59

Optimist with doubt: May 16, 2010

Now the real question. What is Flexo's composition?

# ? Aug 1, 2011 20:17

JeansW: Aug 4, 2004; Yes. Like the jeans...

vanilla slimfast posted:

Bonjour

Crazy gibberish!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 20:21

Jim Silly-Balls: Jun 6, 2001; Fuck me in the ass and tell me I'm pretty.

Optimist with doubt posted:

Now the real question. What is Flexo's composition?

10% lead goatee

# ? Aug 1, 2011 20:58

John Dough: Oct 30, 2004; There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...

Phat_Albert posted:

10% lead goatee

It's a little thing called style

# ? Aug 1, 2011 21:14

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

John Dough posted:

It's a little thing called style

Honey, I wouldn't be talking about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 21:25

Spalec: Apr 16, 2010

Coleman posted:

Honey, I wouldn't be talking about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.

Bam!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 22:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

Cojawfee posted:

Whatever, I'm heading out to my night job.

That was absolutely perfect Fry,"I work a nightjob because I need the money to afford the coffee that keeps me awake for my nightjob."

"It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip!"

# ? Aug 1, 2011 22:23

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

That was absolutely perfect Fry,"I work a nightjob because I need the money to afford the coffee that keeps me awake for my nightjob."

"It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip!"

It's like when my friend Richie SWORE he wasn't doing drugs, and then he sold me my moms VCR.

And then later I found out he was doing drugs!

# ? Aug 1, 2011 22:24

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011

Spalec posted:

Bam!

I'd appreciate it if you didn't BAM the lady.

# ? Aug 1, 2011 22:27

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I'd appreciate it if you didn't BAM the lady.

Oh Elzar, the greatest thing happened...

# ? Aug 1, 2011 22:32

IUG: Jul 14, 2007; Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!

Coleman posted:

Oh Elzar, the greatest thing happened...

Bam?

# ? Aug 1, 2011 22:33

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Miracon posted:

That's 210%, Woohoo! Now I can be really annoying!

This thing is 40% chromium!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 00:38

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# ? May 23, 2013 10:52

axleblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Man, this is a boooring found footage movie.

Jerusalem posted:

That was absolutely perfect Fry,"I work a nightjob because I need the money to afford the coffee that keeps me awake for my nightjob."

"It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip!"

This is the 1960s. I wrote a paper on it for my drug taking class!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 00:53

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