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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Manos del Sino posted:

Lobsters are basically sea land space whales.

I'm gonna kill that Mobius dick!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 20:40
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# ? May 24, 2013 01:16
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axleblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Man, this is a boooring found footage movie.

TravBot posted:

I'm gonna kill that Mobius dick!

With me OXO Good Grips cheese knife, I stab at thee!

You do know I’m stabbing at thee, right?

# ? Aug 10, 2011 20:46
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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011

Just bring your ass to where they got me
So you can feel the hand of the dead body

gregday posted:

Once they reach maturity, lobsters don't age. Zoidberg could be immortal.

You still have your old pal Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 20:52
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well, don't look into it, but I'm a well-respected internal medicine doctor, with many surviving patients...
And as for me, I design mansions and then live in them!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 21:12
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Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

gregday posted:

Once they reach maturity, lobsters don't age. Zoidberg could be immortal.

Then explain Harold zoid.

# ? Aug 10, 2011 21:18
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

Cryptic Edge posted:

Then explain Harold zoid.

He's a lazy mooching crawdad that found a good thing at the retirement home

# ? Aug 10, 2011 21:24
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Athenry
Apr 2, 2008

I've seen everything.
I've seen it all.

gregday posted:

Once they reach maturity, lobsters don't age. Zoidberg could be immortal.

Except he got old in "The Late Philip J. Fry"

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:05
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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Athenry posted:

Except he got old in "The Late Philip J. Fry"

That was the old Zoidberg. He's dead, now.

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:07
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Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Athenry posted:

Except he got old in "The Late Philip J. Fry"

And teenage mutant Leelas hurdles

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:07
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IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!

Athenry posted:

Except he got old in "The Late Philip J. Fry"

But that was the old universe. It's dead now.

Thus solving the paradox once and for all.

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:07
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Steve Higginson
Oct 21, 2005
NO NO NO we do not have images of fat guys sucking each others dicks in our custom titles!

IUG posted:

But that was the old universe. It's dead now.

Thus solving the paradox once and for all.

But...

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:13
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Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Steve Higginson posted:

But...

Once and for all!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:15
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Cryptic Edge posted:

Once and for all!

Gwobo wawa?

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:24
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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011

Just bring your ass to where they got me
So you can feel the hand of the dead body

Athenry posted:

Except he got old in "The Late Philip J. Fry"

That was probably just Norman. He always had to be the centre of attention!

# ? Aug 10, 2011 22:45
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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

Freeze Mamma Jamma!!

Alhazred posted:

That was probably just Norman. He always had to be the centre of attention!

I'm not sure which would be worse, being one of the siblings that budded off or being the oldest.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 00:56
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Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Manos del Sino posted:

Lobsters are basically sea land space whales.

I tame them

# ? Aug 11, 2011 02:24
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Nonbaka
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Toast Museum posted:

I tame them

Interesting if true!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 02:39
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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005

IUG posted:

But that was the old universe. It's dead now.

Thus solving the paradox once and for all.

You posted it! You can't un-post it!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 05:29
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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

Freeze Mamma Jamma!!



 stay tuned for more,

QUOTES OF INTEREST!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 10:05
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

SeXReX posted:

stay tuned for more,

QUOTES OF INTEREST!
Your quotes are bad and you should feel bad.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 16:27
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Your quotes are bad and you should feel bad.

Here Coleman. Take this gun and use it to shoot those guys.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 16:52
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Here Coleman. Take this gun and use it to shoot those guys.
Let's shoot bullets out of our guns!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 17:01
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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


 Flexo, shoot Flexo!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 17:39
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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009


 You shot me! You miserable dingus!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 18:10
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Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003



Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.



Nonbaka posted:

Interesting if true!

No wait… The other thing… Tedious!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 18:11
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vanilla slimfast
Dec 6, 2006

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome

TravBot posted:

Gwobo wawa?

Err....yeah

# ? Aug 11, 2011 18:37
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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

Freeze Mamma Jamma!!

TravBot posted:

Here Coleman. Take this gun and use it to shoot those guys.

you mean if they try to steal the quotes?

# ? Aug 11, 2011 20:15
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Deki
May 12, 2008

You cannot do it. You cannot kiss the girl.


SeXReX posted:

you mean if they try to steal the quotes?

Eh, Whatever.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 20:18
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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

Freeze Mamma Jamma!!

Deki posted:

Eh, Whatever.

look! tangled up quotes! we can take shifts un tangling them.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 20:30
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

SeXReX posted:

look! tangled up quotes! we can take shifts un tangling them.

And unlabeled booze! Widemouth, too!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 21:02
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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

I'm a bloomin' mathematical genius!
BOOM BOOM!

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

You shot me! You miserable dingus!

Wingus, Dingus, listen up

# ? Aug 11, 2011 21:05
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

And unlabeled booze! Widemouth, too!
Then what're the cigars for?

# ? Aug 11, 2011 21:29
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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

Freeze Mamma Jamma!!

Coleman posted:

Then what're the cigars for?

They make me look cool.

# ? Aug 11, 2011 22:08
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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

My wiener has never been so exhausted.

Coleman posted:

Let's shoot bullets out of our guns!

Or we could use this gun to shoot them!

# ? Aug 11, 2011 22:29
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ff7cid
Jun 27, 2008

Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

Monicro posted:

Or we could use this gun to shoot them!

What if I distract them with my famous fan dance?

# ? Aug 11, 2011 22:47
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SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!

ff7cid posted:

What if I distract them with my famous fan dance?
I never dance with fans.

# ? Aug 12, 2011 01:38
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kangal
Mar 16, 2003

Pissed off at numbers.

ff7cid posted:

What if I distract them with my famous fan dance?

My foot is cold.

# ? Aug 12, 2011 01:38
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Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

 Futurama: The one bright spot in your life!

e: "I'll use that free app that lets you see what restaurants are near."

"You mean the window?"

# ? Aug 12, 2011 02:00
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 Fishy Joe's!

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Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


 I AM LRRR OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI VIII! I DEMAND EXTRA DIPPING SAUCE!

# ? Aug 12, 2011 02:01
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