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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

Maxwell Lord posted:

Louder! LOUDER!

Crybaby!


smashpro1 posted:

Smitty? But, he retired!

That's instantly what I thought.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:06
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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


 Calling the ending:
Somehow the cold Fry will inevitably send into space will hold the cure once the cold mutates and starts to kill people or something.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:08
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SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!


 As always, Fry's parents suck.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:09
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Calling the ending:
Somehow the cold Fry will inevitably send into space will hold the cure once the cold mutates and starts to kill people or something.

As long as it mutates into a horrible monster, I'm happy.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:09
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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me

FogHelmut posted:

Meh, I hate those fanservice throwbacks.


edite- It adds nothing to the story other than "hey remember this thing."

The fight caused him to find the flyer

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:10
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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


 Like my skeleton bones?

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:10
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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


 Everyone calm down, and make yourself a tissue-walrus.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!


 Poor Barack. He'll never amount to anything.

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Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom

Mister Kingdom posted:

Poor Barack. He'll never amount to anything.

Probably wasn't even born in this country.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:13
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 Chicken. Water. Fire. You take it from there.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:13
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!



 Maybe I am, LL FOOL-J!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:14
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Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom


 We'll see who's stupid.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:15
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 EIGHTIES MONTAGE!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:15
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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


 Release the Surgeon General!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:16
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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


 WERNSTROM!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:16
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Grave $avings
Apr 27, 2007

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


 Rosemary Woods is still his secretary, I love it

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:16
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 It could be worse.

IT IS WORSE!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:17
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!


 Now THAT'S a tractor beam!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:18
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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


 poo poo, I'm having to miss tonight's episode. I hope it's a good one!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:20
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 So that's why this was unguarded!

EDIT: GUINEE PIG IN SPACE

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:23
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!



 HA! He was putting Tang on those plants.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:25
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 He consented! You all heard!

Hush, lad! I'm totally in the zone!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:25
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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


 I don;t know why I even build these things.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:26
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Alpha3KV
Mar 30, 2011


 Is that part of the Mouse Trap murder device?

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:26
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 I actually knew that offhand. I'm Facebooking right now.

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Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom


 Can we please go home and die now?

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:27
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Grave $avings
Apr 27, 2007

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


 Ahahah a UPN satellite

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:27
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 But seriously, there are Moon Men.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:28
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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


 We are whalers on the moon.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:28
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!



 But seriously, there are moon men.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:28
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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

soupcan58 posted:

But seriously, there are moon men.

Buzz Aldrin probably punched them in the face.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:29
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Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom


 Buzz Aldrin ran over my guinea pig in the parking lot.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:29
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.



 Aww, Fry's dad didn't completely suck after all.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



 Not possible. We don't have nearly enough piranhas.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:30
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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


 Now bundle up I don't want you to get frozen

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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

I really liked that ending.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:31
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smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


 That was an ending.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 02:31
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Grave $avings
Apr 27, 2007

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


 Oh it really was Buzz Aldrin, huh

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Five Spice
Nov 20, 2007

By your powers combined...

 Can someone tell me if the season improves after the first handful of episodes? My boyfriend and I were really excited to start this new season and, apart from the first episode, there have really been some cringe-inducing ones. I can't believe they did the Leela boning Zapp thing. The iPhone/Twitter parody one was just painful, as well as the Amy/Bender Robosexual one. Big WTF at the incredible out-of-character moment for Bender and just awful stereotypes/Family Guy-esque jokes. That's the first time I just..couldn't make it through a Futurama episode. There are tons of pages so I didn't want to encounter spoilers for any future episodes.

Please, goons! Let me know it gets better from here!

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axleblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Man, this is a boooring found footage movie.


 Okay, on the one hand I really liked how they pulled a fast one on the audience. They played up the expectations that the audience would have given previous episodes and then subverted that. That was great. This however made the ending feel real tacked on and out of place.

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