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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!
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Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


 A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld.

...

Welp, into the turlet.

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Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

 A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld.

Welp, into the terlet.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:46
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shotgunbadger
Nov 18, 2008

WEEK 4 - RETIRED


 Welp, into the terlit.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:46
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!



 A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. Well, into the terlet.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:46
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NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


 A fine cognac, with a hint of aged scrotum

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:47
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Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

 Oh no!

What will I mix with my scotch?

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:47
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BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


 What will I mix with my scotch!

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:47
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shotgunbadger
Nov 18, 2008

WEEK 4 - RETIRED


 Water with scotch, Bender? Come on I thought you were classy

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


 It's like Ice-9. Only belch-ier.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:48
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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SHORT TIMING ROUTES CAN SUBSTITUTE FOR A RUNNING GAME

IDIOT.

shotgunbadger posted:

Water with scotch, Bender? Come on I thought you were classy

sounds like someone doesn't know how to drink scotch

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NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


 The Indy 500 was today! There were NO survivors.

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Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006



 The Indy 500 was today. There were no survivors.

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Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

 Everyone is totally fitshaced.

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Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


 That's your penis!

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:53
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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?


 DAT'S MAH BOY!

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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!



 Did he actually just say poo poo faced, or am I imagining things?

Well Manicured Man posted:

Everyone is totally fitshaced.

Well, that answers that.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:53
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GammaShade
Oct 10, 2005

CG: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

soupcan58 posted:

Did he actually just say poo poo faced, or am I imagining things?

Titty much protally fit-shaced was the line.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:53
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BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


 Pizza Muffins sound good.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:53
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Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

soupcan58 posted:

Did he actually just say poo poo faced, or am I imagining things?

He said fitshaced.

It's a spoonerism

E: beaten

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NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


 You're so stinky, you need Right Guard AND Left Guard.

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shotgunbadger
Nov 18, 2008

WEEK 4 - RETIRED


 Is that Patton Oswalt?

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Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


 Yo, freakshow! Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


 I love the giant's nerd-flailing rampage.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:55
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!



 Heh... sucker.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:56
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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Alter Ego posted:

Yo, freakshow! Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!

HahaaaHAAAAA! Timeless!

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:56
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Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

 If we all pitch in, we only have to do one-quintillionth of a thing!

e: Get a shave, ugly!

...oh.

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Grave $avings
Apr 27, 2007

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


 Yo' mama's SO UGLY!

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:57
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!



 Shouldn't there be a ton of fat men on his face if that was artwork?

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


 Your momma!

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


 Raging Bull

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BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


 At last...Im beautiful.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:59
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Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

 The sweaters got folded!

But how?

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No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011


 That is a terrible way to die.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 02:59
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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


 Yup, that was Patton Oswlat.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 03:00
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ProfFrink
Nov 7, 2007

"Stun" may be a bit of a misnomer.


 Yes, Robot Devil next week!

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GammaShade
Oct 10, 2005

CG: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

 Just like last season, the second episode was way better than the first. This is going to be a good season. I can feel it in the bones I haven't traded away for cash yet.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 03:00
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axleblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Man, this is a boooring found footage movie.


 Well the first one was okay in the end. The tired gender jokes and fan service kind dragged it down, but I still didn't hate it or anything. Still a really weak way to kick things off.

The second one was pretty awesome though.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 03:01
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soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

GammaShade posted:

Just like last season, the second episode was way better than the first.

I think the main problem with the first episode was just that the pacing was way off. The main conflict of the episode didn't even come into play until the final few minutes.

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

GammaShade posted:

Just like last season, the second episode was way better than the first.
I actually felt both episodes were good, although the first one did feel a little...rushed, I guess? Like they were trying to cram to episodes into one.

quote:

This is going to be a good season. I can feel it in the bones I haven't traded away for cash yet.
God rest your zombie bones.

Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at Jun 24, 2011 around 03:06

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Y-Hat
Feb 10, 2007

Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

 I didn't see the first episode, but the second one was good.

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