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Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003



Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.




We hear tell thread used for quote-quote but all we have go on are ancient legend and forum archives.

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Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


TravBot posted:

Alter Ego, there's no such thing as the radiator planet.

Oh.

Um...is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


cbubbles posted:

But episode make good snoosnoo?
Did you explain how your good intentions make up for your inability to quote?

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.


Alter Ego posted:

Well, I just made out with that radiator woman from the Radiator Planet.

When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Welp, I'm rich, so long losers whom I've always hated. Hey, two little benders, they are pretty drat cute; now is the time on Futurama when we dance!

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Ohtsam posted:

When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea

They said I probably shouldn't be a doctor...

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Alter Ego posted:

They said I probably shouldn't be a doctor...

Soygeon

They poo-pooed my electric frankfurter

Danzel Glovington
Mar 16, 2006

I'm too old to bury my son!


Alter Ego posted:

They said I probably shouldn't be a doctor surgeon...

They poo-poo'd my electric frankfurter.

They said I prolly shouldn't E, with just F;B!

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003



Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.




Alter Ego posted:

They said I probably shouldn't be a doctor...

They poo pooed my electric hot dogger

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007
ASK ME ABOUT MY CRIPPLING INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND SATIRE


They said I couldn't fly with just one eye.

Danzel Glovington
Mar 16, 2006

I'm too old to bury my son!


Heliotrope posted:

They said I couldn't fly with just one eye.

code:
 I am Bender please insert girder 

Fishylungs
Jan 12, 2008


Everybody sing Jamaica!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


Fishylungs posted:

Everybody sing Jamaica!
When I was two there was a tidal wa...

...aww.

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003



Awesome.

Awesome to
the MAX.




Fishylungs posted:

Everybody sing Jamaica!

Now just the s!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Martytoof posted:

Now just the s!

...Jamaica...

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001


DrBouvenstein posted:

...Jamaica...

When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

I'm a bloomin' mathematical genius!
BOOM BOOM!


Martytoof posted:

They poo pooed my electric hot dogger

They said I probably shouldn't steer with just one ear eye

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Let's go some place where we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time.

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


We fired a nuke at it but it was like shooting BBs at Bebe Rebozo!

The only Bebe Rebozo joke I've ever heard on television.

Danzel Glovington
Mar 16, 2006

I'm too old to bury my son!


Alter Ego posted:

We fired a nuke at it but it was like shooting BBs at Bebe Rebozo!

The only Bebe Rebozo joke I've ever heard on television.

Blow them to Baco Bits with a well placed warning shot.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Dheni Walsh posted:

Blow them to Baco Bits with a well placed warning shot.

Which one's the "Blow them to Baco Bits" button?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


TravBot posted:

Which one's the "Blow them to Baco Bits" button?

Any button, they ALL retaliate!

cbubbles
Mar 15, 2007

I'm soooo into you


You call that a pressed ham?!

Martytoof posted:

Now just the s!

...Jamaica...

Mr. Tetsuo
Jun 6, 2011

And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!


No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001


ilikelettuce posted:

No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.

I'll show ye.

kangal
Mar 16, 2003

Pissed off at numbers.


ilikelettuce posted:

No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.

You've damaged the thread, lettuce, but no more than a night of binge drinking or 3 hours on a cell phone!

Mr. Tetsuo
Jun 6, 2011

And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!


kangal posted:

You've damaged the thread, lettuce, but no more than a night of binge drinking or 3 hours on a cell phone!

fixing:

But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


ilikelettuce posted:

No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.
I already did!

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Enough about your promiscuous mother Coleman, we have bigger problems.

John Dough
Oct 30, 2004

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...



This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Yaos posted:

Enough about your promiscuous mother Coleman, we have bigger problems.

What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!!!!

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Hey, did you hear when I told Alter Ego he so ugly?
No, I blacked out cause he so ugly!
Ha ha ha ha!

Execu-speak
Jun 2, 2011

Welcome to the real world hippies!

To hell with your spoilt baby I need those shoes!

cbubbles
Mar 15, 2007

I'm soooo into you


Yaos posted:

Hey, did you hear when I told Alter Ego he so ugly?
No, I blacked out cause he so ugly!
Ha ha ha ha!

Now why don't you guys go get me two cigars?

Fishylungs
Jan 12, 2008


Execu-speak posted:

To hell with your spoilt baby I need those shoes!

I could use a heart.

A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Fishylungs posted:

I could use a heart.

A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

And I'm the other guy. Courage. Not enough of it. Need to get some from whatshisface.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


sebzilla posted:

And I'm the other guy. Courage. Not enough of it. Need to get some from whatshisface.
Who needs courage when you have... a gun.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Coleman posted:

Who needs courage when you have... a gun.

Who's intimidating who now, big city?!

Mr. Tetsuo
Jun 6, 2011

And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!


OHH YOUR GAWDDD!

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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

Freeze Mamma Jamma!!



Who would have thought that a small amount of quotes would ever fall on meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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