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Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

TravBot posted:

Oh, it's just that I love Leela something awful! Do you think a space age dame like her would ever marry a two-bit lowlife delivery boy like me, and also I have bad posture and severe financial problems?

I'm pulling in delivery boy money!

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Kazy posted:

I'm pulling in delivery boy money!

All right, all right...spare me your life story. :zoid:

Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain.

cbubbles
Mar 15, 2007

I'm soooo into you

Alter Ego posted:

All right, all right...spare me your life story. :zoid:

Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain.

Uhh, could I maybe get a human doctor?

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

cbubbles posted:

Uhh, could I maybe get a human doctor?

Young lady, I'm an expert on humans!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Kazy posted:

Young lady, I'm an expert on humans!

I have a degree in murderology and murderonomy!

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

I have a degree in murderology and murderonomy!

My doctorate is in art history!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

TravBot posted:

My doctorate is in art history!

The horse says DOCTORATE DENIED :geno:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine! :haw:

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Evil Mastermind posted:

I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine! :haw:

You have a degree in baloney!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

TravBot posted:

You have a degree in baloney!

TravBot Dropped Out Successfully And Returned To His Dead-End Delivery Job

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Man Alive! posted:

TravBot Dropped Out Successfully And Returned To His Dead-End Delivery Job

Travbot, if you don't post, "Alright! I'm a delivery boy!" right now I will lose all respect for you and punch you.

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 21:57 on May 3, 2012

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

MariusLecter posted:

Travbot, if you don't post, "Alright! I'm a delivery boy!" right now I will lose all respect for you and punch you.

If I post one more thing, I might post it with my evening boot! <:mad:>

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

If I post one more thing, I might post it with my evening boot! <:mad:>

Cute boots...do they come in women's sizes?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

If I post one more thing, I might post it with my evening boot! <:mad:>

Watch out, MariusLecter, he's rippling with what could be muscle!

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

DrBouvenstein posted:

Cute boots...do they come in women's sizes?

You got any gum?

meatbag
Apr 2, 2007
Clapping Larry
What's that you're hacking off!? Is it my torso?!

It is! My precious torso! :cry:

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

DrBouvenstein posted:

Cute boots...do they come in women's sizes?

A witch? That explains how these boots magically appeared on my feet.

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

meatbag posted:

What's that you're hacking off!? Is it my torso?!

It is! My precious torso! :cry:

Oh no! What have I done?

WhoIsBarryBostwick
Sep 17, 2008

You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

A witch? That explains how these boots magically appeared on my feet.

No, you stole them. We saw you!

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Jerusalem posted:

Watch out, MariusLecter, he's rippling with what could be muscle!

THERE HE IS, SEIZE HIM.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

I AM MOKBA. PLEASE INSERT QUOTE.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Kazy posted:

THERE HE IS, SEIZE HIM.

GET HIM!

.. I mean

SEIZE HIM!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

No, you stole them. We saw you!

He has so much stuff, he won't miss this.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Martytoof posted:

GET HIM!

.. I mean

SEIZE HIM!

I CALL IT A KAZY CHAMBER

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kazy posted:

I CALL IT A KAZY CHAMBER

But you ARE kazy, right? :ohdear:

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Kazy posted:

I CALL IT A KAZY CHAMBER

You can't solve ALL of life's problems with chess, Deep Blue.

Someday you'll understand that...

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sanguinia posted:

You can't solve ALL of life's problems with chess, Deep Blue.

Someday you'll understand that...

Put the dice away, before I take them away.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Jerusalem posted:

But you ARE kazy, right? :ohdear:

Oh, don't get me started!

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?

Kazy posted:

Oh, don't get me started!

Right-o gents, it's another goon gone mad, so murder and mayhem, standard procedure.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






withheldmcfakename posted:

Right-o gents, it's another goon gone mad, so murder and mayhem, standard procedure.

What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?
spankmeister, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me? :argh:

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

withheldmcfakename posted:

Right-o gents, it's another goon gone mad, so murder and mayhem, standard procedure.

Four million lines of BASIC!

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Four million lines of BASIC!

Interesting if true.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Bad news, everyone...

"Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums!"

"Yeah, now we got seven."

strangemusic fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 4, 2012

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






RIP MCA. :smith:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
He's busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate in our hearts now.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
That concludes another Silly Willy Wideo Will!

Mr. Bill
Jan 18, 2007
Bourgeoisie Pig

MokBa posted:

Jail's not so bad. You can make Sanguinia in the terlet. Course it's shanked or be shanked.

Old as hell, but may as well let you know, it's Sangria.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


haveblue posted:

He's busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate in our hearts now.

I do believe he qualifies as "Ill", at least from a technical standpoint.

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts :rolleyes:

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