Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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IUG: Jul 14, 2007; Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!

Martytoof posted:

Please! Do not throw away! I give you happy poopy time!

You know too much.

# ? May 8, 2012 23:42

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# ? May 24, 2013 22:01

LOCUST FART HELL: Mar 8, 2007; Why the lights? Are you that desperate for attention? How disturbing.

MariusLecter posted:

You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.

It turns out it's man.

# ? May 9, 2012 00:03

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

It turns out it's man.

Why should I believe you? YOU'RE HITLER!

# ? May 9, 2012 00:23

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MariusLecter posted:

You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.

A forum where I'm always posting?

I must really be...

IN HELL!

# ? May 9, 2012 00:23

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; Now, the undefeated king sings aloud the name of booze he holds in his hand...

Coleman posted:

A forum where I'm always posting?

I must really be...

IN HELL!

Cursed by his own hubris...

# ? May 9, 2012 00:24

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

Cursed by his own hubris...

I regret nothing!

# ? May 9, 2012 00:25

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

TravBot posted:

I regret nothing!

I request a Satanic funeral!

# ? May 9, 2012 00:48

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; THE CLAMPS!
or clamp like device

TravBot posted:

Why should I believe you? YOU'RE HITLER!

Help me Eva Braun!

# ? May 9, 2012 00:52

Gravel Gravy: Apr 3, 2008; Worst. Venue. Ever.

Cojawfee posted:

Help me Eva Braun!

Meh, saw it coming.

# ? May 9, 2012 01:22

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

404GoonNotFound posted:

I request a Satanic funeral!

I can't wait to tell my husband!

# ? May 9, 2012 02:25

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Guess who's coming to dinner!

Everybody's all in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but put it in the body of a great white shark and ooooh, suddenly you've gone too far!

# ? May 9, 2012 02:34

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME

Martytoof posted:

Please! Do not throw away! I give you happy poopy time!

Martytoof, no! Don't press that button!

# ? May 9, 2012 02:47

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

LooseChanj posted:

Everybody's all in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but put it in the body of a great white shark and ooooh, suddenly you've gone too far!

The easy part was getting the brain out. The hard part was getting the brain out.

# ? May 9, 2012 02:55

LOCUST FART HELL: Mar 8, 2007; Why the lights? Are you that desperate for attention? How disturbing.

Kazy posted:

Martytoof, no! Don't press that button!

This isn't a war, it's a murder.

This isn't a war, it's a moidah!

# ? May 9, 2012 03:00

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

The easy part was getting the brain out. The hard part was getting the brain out.

This doomsday device is incredibly unstable. I'll sleep better not knowing where it is.

# ? May 9, 2012 03:02

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Kazy posted:

Martytoof, no! Don't press that button!

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Ok...

# ? May 9, 2012 03:31

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Guess who's coming to dinner!

Kazy posted:

Martytoof, no! Don't press that button!

(User was hurled into the sun for this post)

# ? May 9, 2012 05:50

John Dough: Oct 30, 2004; There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

This isn't a war, it's a murder.

This isn't a war, it's a moidah!

I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated.

# ? May 9, 2012 06:17

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; THE CLAMPS!
or clamp like device

Like my mother always said, if you want a thread hurled into the sun, you have to do it yourself.

# ? May 9, 2012 06:28

Flatscan: Mar 27, 2001; Outlaw Journalist

Cojawfee posted:

Like my mother always said, if you want a thread hurled into the sun, you have to do it yourself.

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Cojawfee!

# ? May 9, 2012 07:35

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

God rest her zombie bones.

# ? May 9, 2012 08:25

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; I'm a bloomin' mathematical genius!
BOOM BOOM!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

It turns out it's man.

Like Fry! Like Fry!

# ? May 9, 2012 10:22

Alter Ego: Nov 7, 2005; Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!

If they try to take off, give 'em an assful of laser.

Awwwwwwwww yeah.

# ? May 9, 2012 13:54

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

If they try to take off, give 'em an assful of laser.

Awwwwwwwww yeah.

Alter Ego, let's beat him his rights.

# ? May 9, 2012 14:40

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; The Believer

LooseChanj posted:

Kazy posted:
Martytoof, no! Don't press that button!

(User was fired out of a cannon into the sun for this post)

Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election! drat bean-eating war hero!

# ? May 9, 2012 16:03

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MariusLecter posted:

Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election! drat bean-eating war hero!

I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker spaniel dog, Checkers

Shut up, dammit!

# ? May 9, 2012 17:59

LOCUST FART HELL: Mar 8, 2007; Why the lights? Are you that desperate for attention? How disturbing.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker spaniel dog, Checkers

Shut up, dammit!

Robo-puppy preparing to lick cheek. Robo-puppy commencing cheek licking. Licking in progress. Licking complete.

# ? May 9, 2012 18:56

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Robo-puppy preparing to lick cheek. Robo-puppy commencing cheek licking. Licking in progress. Licking complete.

What do we want?!

# ? May 9, 2012 19:10

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005

Coleman posted:

What do we want?!

FRY'S DOG

# ? May 9, 2012 19:26

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

http://www.latimes.com/news/politic...0,6635227.story

What's next, gay robosexual marriage?

e. I hope CC put on this episode 15 min ago on purpose, I didn't even notice that.

superjew fucked around with this message at May 9, 2012 around 19:47

# ? May 9, 2012 19:32

Spigs: Jun 5, 2008

haveblue posted:

FRY'S DOG

When do we want it?

# ? May 9, 2012 19:36

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Coleman posted:

What do we want?!

I want my haaaaaaaands baaaaaaaaaack!

# ? May 9, 2012 19:38

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005

Spigs posted:

When do we want it?

FRY'S DOG

# ? May 9, 2012 19:38

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Evil Mastermind posted:

I want my haaaaaaaands baaaaaaaaaack!

NEVER! A posts. A post, even from a dirty poster.

# ? May 9, 2012 19:41

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME

Coleman posted:

NEVER! A posts. A post, even from a dirty poster.

Maybe so! But I taught this toaaster!

(to feel love)

# ? May 9, 2012 20:02

Athenry: Apr 2, 2008; I've seen everything.
I've seen it all.

Kazy posted:

Maybe so! But I taught this toaaster!

(to feel love)

Kazy, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a Machine Gun. It is the finest available.

# ? May 9, 2012 20:07

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME

Athenstrum

# ? May 9, 2012 20:17

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; I'm a bloomin' mathematical genius!
BOOM BOOM!

Athenry posted:

Kazy, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a Machine Gun. It is the finest available.

It's like his personality is totally different now

# ? May 9, 2012 20:24

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; The Believer

MrL_JaKiri posted:

It's like his personality is totally different now

Don't worry, I don't have an addictive personality.

# ? May 9, 2012 20:41

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# ? May 24, 2013 22:01

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

Don't worry, I don't have an addictive personality.

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

# ? May 9, 2012 21:38

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