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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!


Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


LooseChanj posted:

Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!

Look, you want false quotes or not?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


What am I, a quoter?

Uh, I mean...

DrBouvenstein posted:

Look, you want false quotes or not?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


Evil Mastermind posted:

What am I, a quoter?

Uh, I mean...
If this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney...

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?


LooseChanj posted:

Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!

And that is why they call me Bender the Magnificent!

John Dough
Oct 30, 2004

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money...



Serella posted:

And that is why they call me Bender the Magnificent!

So that's why they call me the Catman!

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Serella posted:

And that is why they call me Bender the Magnificent!

So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Bender.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Bender.

I was born in two hundred log cabins.

Stonefish
Nov 1, 2004

Chillin' like a villain

John Dough posted:

So that's why they call me the Catman!

The eleven-inch Catman?

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!


TravBot posted:

I was born in two hundred log cabins.

Oh lord, he's made of wood.

Athenry
Apr 2, 2008

I've seen everything.
I've seen it all.


Coleman posted:

If this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney...

And Blood! Don't forget blood!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!


Athenry posted:

And Blood! Don't forget blood!

Whose?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


Some guy's.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist



I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Flatscan posted:

I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

And I'm the other guy...courage...don't have enough if it, need some from what's-his-name.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006

THE CLAMPS!
or clamp like device


Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!


Cojawfee posted:

Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

Next thing you'll be wanting to buy on margin.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Cojawfee posted:

Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

But I just let you back in!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?


Cojawfee posted:

Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

Arrrrgh, I just let you back in!


edit:

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

But I just let you back in!

With my dying breath, I curse...LOCUST FART HELL!

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight


DrBouvenstein posted:

And I'm the other guy...courage...don't have enough if it, need some from what's-his-name.

Who needs courage when you have a gun?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


Serella posted:

Arrrrgh, I just let you back in!


edit:


With my dying breath, I curse...LOCUST FART HELL!
Whoa whoa whoa, you want me to quote TWO things?!

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist



Coleman posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, you want me to quote TWO things?!

Come on. Let's go some place where we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


Flatscan posted:

Come on. Let's go some place where we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time.
Let's build our own quote thread! With Futurama, and Lowtax! In fact, forget the thread!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?


Coleman posted:

Let's build our own quote thread! With Futurama, and Lowtax! In fact, forget the thread!

We love you, Daddy Coleman!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006

THE CLAMPS!
or clamp like device


Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up...

Cojawfee posted:

Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Pfffft, you sound just like my tennis instructor!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


Cojawfee posted:

Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
Quoting has been extinct for 800 years, Coja. Gone the way of the poodle. And your primitive notion of modesty.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Coleman posted:

Quoting has been extinct for 800 years, Coja. Gone the way of the poodle. And your primitive notion of modesty.

Psst. Look what life was like before genetic engineering.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Psst. Look what life was like before genetic engineering.
Those poor 20th century quoters...

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Coleman posted:

Quoting has been extinct for 800 years, Coja. Gone the way of the poodle. And your primitive notion of modesty.

TREES UP

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.



OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

The Believer


DrBouvenstein posted:

OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!

You seem a tad wound up, DrBouvenstein. And your face is greasy. Real greasy! You been up all night?


I actually have been with insomnia.
They'll probably find a cure for that in the future.

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Oh, MARMALADE!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


MariusLecter posted:

They'll probably find a cure for that in the future.

We have a cure for it now!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!


Cojawfee posted:

Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Did I miss something fun?

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



LooseChanj posted:

Did I miss something fun?

Well, I don't remember all that, but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Well, I don't remember all that, but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

You'll have to pay the full price of reregistration. That'll be

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.


Kazy posted:

You'll have to pay the full price of reregistration. That'll be
Full price for posting?! That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate


Coleman posted:

Full price for posting?! That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

This Futurama quote thread's all bones

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Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME


TravBot posted:

This Futurama quote thread's all bones

But won't that crush my bones?

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