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Dr. Tommy John posted:Hrm.. Phew! This post is slightly too rotten to even make jambalaya.
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I'd love to get this in a nice "old-timey" frame, but I spend my last $500 on stink lizards. What kind of future is this where they advertise things not everyone can afford? 
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Sep 8, 2014 21:39
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What a clever impersonation of a poor person!
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Sep 9, 2014 00:05
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DrBouvenstein posted:I'd love to get this in a nice "old-timey" frame, but I spend my last $500 on stink lizards.
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Sep 9, 2014 17:44
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Coleman posted:Now THAT'S walkin' around money! One jillion dollars!
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Sep 9, 2014 21:10
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Spiteski posted:One jillion dollars! Scruffy believes in this company.
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Sep 9, 2014 23:20
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Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
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Sep 9, 2014 23:21
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John Dough posted:Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words! My hip hurts! I'm in the middle of cooking a turkey! I have warranty cards to fill out! I'm not just making excuses!
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Sep 9, 2014 23:32
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John Dough posted:Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
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Sep 10, 2014 16:19
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I've never seen such a severe case of old.
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Sep 17, 2014 20:08
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Coleman posted:I demand free money! I've won the Spanish National Lottery!
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Sep 18, 2014 05:02
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Root Bear posted:I've won the Spanish National Lottery! Once again, today's winning lottery number was: four.
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Sep 22, 2014 02:36
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strangemusic posted:Once again, today's winning lottery number was: four. Four? FOUR?! Aww man, now that's all I can think about! Also, I'm assuming they have a random number generator lottery like they have for executions.
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Sep 22, 2014 02:45
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strangemusic posted:Once again, today's winning lottery number was: four. Now that's walking around money!
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I'm going through Dilbert and I'm on the episode The Takover. In it, Tress MacNeille plays an old lady who owns one share of Path-E-Tech Management and asks a bunch of dumb questions. In Futurama she plays Hattie McDoogal who owns one share of Planet Kajigger and asks a bunch of dumb questions.
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Cojawfee posted:I'm going through Dilbert and I'm on the episode The Takover. In it, Tress MacNeille plays an old lady who owns one share of Path-E-Tech Management and asks a bunch of dumb questions. In Futurama she plays Hattie McDoogal who owns one share of Planet Kajigger and asks a bunch of dumb questions. Also her cat smells good and is pretty.
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Sep 25, 2014 18:03
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Alter Ego posted:Also her cat smells good and is pretty. Second.
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With the whole Bendghazi thing the last few days and reading through all the bend chat in the iPhone thread, a lot of great Bender lines have been coming to mind and I've found myself singing BENDER IS GREAT OHHHHHHH BENDER IS GREAT every time I open that thread now.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:With the whole Bendghazi thing the last few days and reading through all the bend chat in the iPhone thread, a lot of great Bender lines have been coming to mind and I've found myself singing BENDER IS GREAT OHHHHHHH BENDER IS GREAT every time I open that thread now. Quit touching my junk, pervert! 
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B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEeeeeEEEENDER! B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEeeeeEEEENDER!
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sebzilla posted:B-E-N-D-E-R! What's going on here? Is that angry yelling or busted hearing aid yelling?
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sebzilla posted:B-E-N-D-E-R! That's the most eloquent speech I've heard since Bill Shatner told me why he couldn't pay me back.
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MariusLecter posted:Also, I'm assuming they have a random number generator lottery like they have for executions. Six? 
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Sep 26, 2014 00:55
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sebzilla posted:B-E-N-D-E-R!
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Atticus Finch posted:Hey, everybody! Do the Bender. This move's called the Bender. Frender Frender Frender! Frender Frender Frender!
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Sep 26, 2014 06:17
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Atticus Finch posted:Hey, everybody! Do the Bender. This move's called the Bender. This thread's about free expression, not fascist quotes!
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DrBouvenstein posted:This thread's about free expression, not fascist quotes! I don't condone what Atticus Finch said but I'll fight tooth and nail for his freedom to say it. Or I would if I hadn't lost my teeth and nails on Mars and Saturn respectively.
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Atticus Finch posted:Hey, everybody! Do the Bender. This move's called the Bender. Atticus Fish, if I ever see you try anything that crazy again... ...this thread might just have some new parachute pants!
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Dr. Tommy John posted:I don't condone what Atticus Finch said but I'll fight tooth and nail for his freedom to say it. Or I would if I hadn't lost my teeth and nails on Mars and Saturn respectively.
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Sep 26, 2014 23:12
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Atticus Finch posted:I request a Satanic funeral! I can't wait to tell my husband!
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Sep 27, 2014 05:14
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Athenry posted:I can't wait to tell my husband! AUUUUGH! My Spirit!
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Oct 21, 2014 04:51
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woodch posted:AUUUUGH! My Spirit!
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Atticus Finch posted:This is the least scientific thing I’ve ever seen! You mean the ship? It's just that you've never called it that before.
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Serella posted:You mean the ship? It's just that you've never called it that before. Hey, this isn't alternative rock, this is college rock! 
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Oct 22, 2014 11:33
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Kazy posted:Hey, this isn't alternative rock, this is college rock!
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Atticus Finch posted:Oh I don't know, Kazy. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van... OK, Atticus, you had a balance of 93 quotes... And at an average of two-and-a-quarter percent interest over a period of 1000 years, that comes to ... 4.3 billion quotes.
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Oct 22, 2014 15:10
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Dr. Tommy John posted:OK, Atticus, you had a balance of 93 quotes... 
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I'm sure a wealthy *sniff* mule farmer such as yourself is aware we charge a $10 monthly fee...
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Coleman posted:I'm sure a wealthy *sniff* mule farmer such as yourself is aware we charge a $10 monthly fee... You gotta spend quotes to make quotes!
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TravBot posted:You gotta spend quotes to make quotes! I'm gonna take this quote and buy five shares of Amazon.com!
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