Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

TMMadman posted:

It looks like I've got an unbendable girder to bend!

Jeez...that's gotta clamp.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 20:03

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:12

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Whoa, this guy's an ox! He's got oxen-like strength. I know, let's call him Clamps!

# ? Feb 18, 2015 20:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

It looks like I've got an unbendable girder to bend!

Hmmm, something tells me I could easily beat these highly trained athletes!

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:45

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Jerusalem posted:

Hmmm, something tells me I could easily beat these highly trained athletes!

No boy, stop! It's too low, your backbone can't take it!

# ? Feb 18, 2015 22:46

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

So anyway, we opened up the panda crate and the damned thing was dead! Upchucked it's bamboo! True story.

# ? Feb 18, 2015 23:13

rubberrazors: Nov 1, 2011

John Dough posted:

So anyway, we opened up the panda crate and the damned thing was dead! Upchucked it's bamboo! True story.

My dumping business is booming! I just got hired to clean up the set of Free Willy 3!

# ? Feb 18, 2015 23:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

John Dough posted:

So anyway, we opened up the panda crate and the damned thing was dead! Upchucked it's bamboo! True story.

Yeah yeah, that's whatever quote you were posting for ya......

# ? Feb 19, 2015 00:05

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

strangemusic posted:

No boy, stop! It's too low, your backbone can't take it!

What's the matter, you got a rod up your spine?

# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:03

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

I updated my avatar to be compatible with Avatar 1-X.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:10

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Cojawfee posted:

I updated my avatar to be compatible with Avatar 1-X.

DEATH TO THE 1-X AVATARS!

# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:17

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Cojawfee posted:

I updated my avatar to be compatible with Avatar 1-X.

Death to the 1-X Avatars!!

Edit: I love those magnificent 1-X Avatars!!

strangemusic fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Feb 19, 2015

# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Yes yes, let's all talk to the 1-X Avatars.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 03:33

rubberrazors: Nov 1, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Yes yes, let's all talk to the 1-X Avatars.

And 1-X Avatar, my hero, takes the gold!

# ? Feb 19, 2015 06:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

rubberrazors posted:

And 1-X Avatar, my hero, takes the gold!

GO TO HELL, 1-X AVATAR!

# ? Feb 19, 2015 06:06

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Oh lord, he's made of pixels.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 06:12

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Data Graham posted:

Oh lord, he's made of pixels.

I'm 40% pixels!

# ? Feb 19, 2015 06:19

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Posters quoting posters? High-tech sorcery, I say!

# ? Feb 19, 2015 07:54

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Posters quoting posters? High-tech sorcery, I say!

A goon?! Posting a quote about a TV show?

Oh, Sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

# ? Feb 19, 2015 16:11

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

There were posts everywhere. And then the thread started.

# ? Feb 19, 2015 16:39

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

DrBouvenstein posted:

A goon?! Posting a quote about a TV show?

Oh, Sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

Cojawfee, the chocolate icing! _{_{_{Mmmmm, yes}}}

# ? Feb 20, 2015 00:51

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Cojawfee posted:

There were posts everywhere. And then the thread started.

Oh, I can't help you post better than Tiny Iota, that guy was great. But, I'll teach you everything I know.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 01:18

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

TMMadman posted:

Oh, I can't help you post better than Tiny Iota, that guy was great. But, I'll teach you everything I know.

Your posting lacks the will of the warrior! Aha! Ahaha! Ahahahaha!

# ? Feb 20, 2015 01:31

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!

# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:36

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!

I'll be upstairs, putting batteries in things.

# ? Feb 20, 2015 04:52

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Zoiby want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoiby want go outside!

# ? Feb 21, 2015 02:16

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

TMMadman posted:

Zoiby want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoiby want go outside!

Awwww, I just let you back in!

# ? Feb 21, 2015 02:49

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Cojawfee posted:

Awwww, I just let you back in!

I apologize for nothiiing!

# ? Feb 21, 2015 06:41

rubberrazors: Nov 1, 2011

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I apologize for nothiiing!

Wait, you got it all backwards.

... You're supposed to -

Ugh, nevermind.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 15:28

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

rubberrazors posted:

Wait, you got it all backwards.

... You're supposed to -

Ugh, nevermind.

Well, I shall stay here for the decadence. There's no debauchery like end-of-the-world-debauchery! Your lips, my lips, apocalypse, oo-whoo!

# ? Feb 23, 2015 15:39

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

All quoters are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!

# ? Feb 23, 2015 18:55

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

WELSHIEEEE!!!

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:06

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

sebzilla posted:

WELSHIEEEE!!!

Dip, indeed.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Fry: Spock?! H-hey, do the thing!

Leonard Nimoy: Heh, I don't do that anymore...

Another great science fiction ~~series~~ actor ~~cancelled~~ dead before its time.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:30

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Cojawfee posted:

Awwww, I just let you back in!

Hey, let's all join the ~~Reform~~ Tea Party!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:38

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Alter Ego posted:

Hey, let's all join the ~~Reform~~ Tea Party!

Mr. Ego... you have the poon.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:25

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

Fry: Spock?! H-hey, do the thing!

Leonard Nimoy: Heh, I don't do that anymore...

Another great science fiction ~~series~~ actor ~~cancelled~~ dead before its time.

Farewell from the world of tomorrow!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:05