Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

TMMadman posted:

Grunka Lunka dunkety darmedguards...

SHUT THE HELL UP!

# ? Jul 25, 2015 23:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:23

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

That counts as your break

# ? Jul 25, 2015 23:23

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Cojawfee posted:

That counts as your break

_{_Hardass.}

# ? Jul 26, 2015 00:36

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

TMMadman posted:

_{_Hardass.}

It doesn't look so shiny to me!

# ? Jul 26, 2015 02:22

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

strangemusic posted:

It doesn't look so shiny to me!

Shinier than yours, meat bag! :colbert:

# ? Jul 26, 2015 22:10

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

You couldn't afford it, honey :colbert:

# ? Jul 26, 2015 22:21

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

John Dough posted:

You couldn't afford it, honey

I'll just take these $300 burglars' tools, then.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 00:10

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

I take $300 now, tools come three weeks.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 00:12

kefkafloyd: Jun 8, 2006; What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

One art, please!

# ? Jul 27, 2015 00:41

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Quiet Hermes, I'm deducing things!

# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:12

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

John Dough posted:

Quiet Hermes, I'm deducing things!

I'll be in the chamber of understanding!

# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:27

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Think, you disco duck, think!

# ? Jul 27, 2015 22:51

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

sebzilla posted:

Think, you disco duck, think!

I'm so tired of partyin'. So very tired. I'll save you the only way I know how... BY PARTYIN!

# ? Jul 28, 2015 09:01

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

That's what I wanted you to think with your soft, human brain.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 14:51

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

superjew posted:

That's what I wanted you to think with your soft, human brain.

Oh, God, you're killing me.

OH GOD! YOU'RE KILLING ME!

# ? Aug 1, 2015 22:18

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

strangemusic posted:

Oh, God, you're killing me.

OH GOD! YOU'RE KILLING ME!

What are you hacking up?! Is it my torso?! IT IS! My precious torso!

# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:46

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:09

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

superjew posted:

I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand.

I'm beginning to think that there'll be no forced mating at all.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:17

MildShow: Jan 4, 2012

Athenry posted:

I'm beginning to think that there'll be no forced mating at all.

IT THOG'S FIRST TIME. BE GENTLE.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:17

Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

MildShow posted:

IT THOG'S FIRST TIME. BE GENTLE.

Do you have any idea what its like to be a fembot in a manbot's manputer's world?

# ? Aug 3, 2015 15:10

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Filthy Haiku posted:

Do you have any idea what its like to be a fembot in a manbot's manputer's world?

Crazy gibberish!

# ? Aug 3, 2015 20:04

MildShow: Jan 4, 2012

Coleman posted:

Crazy gibberish!

You should write a book, Coleman. People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE.

# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:57

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

MildShow posted:

You should write a book, Coleman. People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE.

Robot; Experience this dramatic irony for me!

# ? Aug 9, 2015 18:22

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Robot; Experience this dramatic irony for me!

Is that one of those Jefferson Starships you're always telling me about?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:09

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Robot; Experience this dramatic irony for me!

Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em,

We'll find ways to simulate that smell,

What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella, here on level one of Robot Hell!

# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:57

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

What did you do to my finger nails?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 04:35

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

I cleaned them :argh:

# ? Aug 12, 2015 20:03

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Robot; Experience this dramatic irony for me!

I'm on break.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 20:30

MildShow: Jan 4, 2012

Scruffy the janitor posted:

I'm on break.

I don't even know who this guy is!

# ? Aug 13, 2015 12:53

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MildShow posted:

I don't even know who this guy is!

JOHN. loving. ZOIDBERG.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:02

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Coleman posted:

JOHN. loving. ZOIDBERG.

YOU DO, AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A F**KING FISH! I DO THE SNIPPING AROUND HERE!

# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:03

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Alter Ego posted:

YOU DO, AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A F**KING FISH! I DO THE SNIPPING AROUND HERE!

THAT'S MY JOKE! I'LL KILL YOU!

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

As for me, I design mansions, then live in them. :smug:

I'M LYING! I'M AN APPALLING FAILURE! :cry:

# ? Aug 15, 2015 00:37

MildShow: Jan 4, 2012

Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!

# ? Aug 15, 2015 02:06

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

MildShow posted:

Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!

THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

# ? Aug 15, 2015 02:22

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Neddy Seagoon posted:

THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

Yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 13:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MildShow posted:

Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!

I'm sure I'll see you at the country club!

mod shakes head

# ? Aug 15, 2015 13:08

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Athenry posted:

Yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg.

The box says no.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 16:27

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Jerusalem posted:

I'm sure I'll see you at the country club!
mod shakes head

You had to bring mods into this! :cry:

# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:53

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:23

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

superjew posted:

You had to bring mods into this!

You changed the outcome by measuring it!

# ? Aug 16, 2015 22:00

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