Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

Who's intimidating who now, big city?!

Ah, the Apollo theatre! Boo me off stage, did you?

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some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Who's the tough guy now, Vinny? :mad:

# ? Sep 24, 2011 22:50

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

cbubbles posted:

Now why don't you guys go get me two cigars?

One thing each? Sounds fair.

# ? Sep 24, 2011 23:15

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Who's intimidating who now, big city?!

Welp, there goes the neighborhood. ...there goes another neighborhood.

# ? Sep 24, 2011 23:28

Danzel Glovington: Mar 16, 2006; I'm too old to bury my son!

Martytoof posted:

Who's the tough guy now, Vinny?

Ha! That barely hurt Leela at all!

# ? Sep 25, 2011 06:21

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Dheni Walsh posted:

Ha! That barely hurt Leela at all!

you call that a wound? That's a booboo tops.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 02:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

John Dough posted:

Ah, the Apollo theatre! Boo me off stage, did you?

code:

so I says: super-collider, I just met her.
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and then they built the super-collider.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:50

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

The super-collider super-exploded!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

code:

so I says: super-collider, I just met her.
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and then they built the super-collider.

code:

....anecdote accepted. Snappy comment not found.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:58

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

smashpro1 posted:

The super-collider super-exploded!

Go exchange it for a wobbly TV cart and some of those rancid meatballs.

I love those rancid meatballs :sweden:

# ? Sep 27, 2011 01:47

Drevoak: Jan 30, 2007

What is it that Farnsworth invented in All The Presidents' Heads? I've played it over and over and I cant understand what he says. The infosphere doesn't list it either.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 03:33

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Drevoak posted:

What is it that Farnsworth invented in All The Presidents' Heads? I've played it over and over and I cant understand what he says. The infosphere doesn't list it either.

The Anti-senility truss, which blows up when he realizes he forgot he invented it.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 03:39

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

SeXReX posted:

Go exchange it for a wobbly TV cart and some of those rancid meatballs.

Those Swedes sure know how to include almost everything you need.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 17:35

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Not so neutral now, are you Sweden?

# ? Sep 27, 2011 18:23

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

John Dough posted:

Not so neutral now, are you Sweden?

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Other than to change the title! :argh:

# ? Sep 27, 2011 18:28

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Cardboard Box posted:

Those Swedes sure know how to include almost everything you need.

Let's see what we're gunna need

# ? Sep 27, 2011 18:54

Mr. Tetsuo: Jun 6, 2011; And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!

Everyone out of the universe! Quick!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 19:03

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

ilikelettuce posted:

Everyone out of the universe! Quick!

OK, fine. You can be crummy Universe A and we'll be Universe 1. :colbert:

# ? Sep 27, 2011 19:22

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

OK, fine. You can be crummy Universe A and we'll be Universe 1.

...but I can darn well tell you where we're not.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 19:33

Kilson: Jan 16, 2003; I EAT LITTLE CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST !!11!!1!!!!111!

All this inspiring multiculturalism is angrying up my blood.

John Dough posted:

Not so neutral now, are you Sweden?

SWEDEN?! I don't think so! :ssj:

# ? Sep 27, 2011 21:06

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

OK, fine. You can be crummy Universe A and we'll be Universe 1.

Or the Mongooses! That's a cool team name!
The

# ? Sep 27, 2011 22:19

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

D'awwwwwww!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 22:22

aquatic sideshow: Nov 21, 2005; by I Ozma Myself

You want me to drink two things? Man, I'd call my lawyer if dialin' the phone wasn't such a hassle.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 22:44

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Zoiby wanna buy on margin!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 22:56

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

DrBouvenstein posted:

D'awwwwwww!

We just got these in at work. If I were the toy collecting type, I'd have them in a heartbeat.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 22:59

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

DrBouvenstein posted:

D'awwwwwww!

Horray, I'm a teenage heart-throb again!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 23:10

Zarkov Cortez: Aug 18, 2007; Alas, our kitten class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs

DrBouvenstein posted:

D'awwwwwww!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/ce2e/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e782/

# ? Sep 28, 2011 01:05

Kannen: Apr 24, 2007; make this page more CAW CAW!!

ilikelettuce posted:

Everyone out of the universe! Quick!

Anyone wanna play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

# ? Sep 28, 2011 01:24

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Kannen posted:

Anyone wanna play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

I'm a level 4 vice president!

# ? Sep 28, 2011 01:30

Kannen: Apr 24, 2007; make this page more CAW CAW!!

It's a *rolls dice* pleasure to meet you!

# ? Sep 28, 2011 01:36

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Something's wrong. Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at!

# ? Sep 28, 2011 01:43

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kannen posted:

Anyone wanna play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

I don't know. But I can darn sure tell you where we're not. The universe.

# ? Sep 28, 2011 02:08

Kilson: Jan 16, 2003; I EAT LITTLE CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST !!11!!1!!!!111!

Kannen posted:

It's a *rolls dice* pleasure to meet you!

Put the dice away, or I'll take them away.

# ? Sep 28, 2011 03:22

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

code:

Pawn to rook eight.

# ? Sep 28, 2011 04:38

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Blind Pineapple posted:

code:

Pawn to rook eight.

code:

Check.

# ? Sep 28, 2011 06:20

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

angerbeet posted:

Something's wrong. Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at!

Dibs on his CD player!

# ? Sep 28, 2011 07:03

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

I'm tired of your yapping. All you ever do is quote, you never try to make things better. Well, I'm running away from this dead-end thread! I know there's a place for people like me with new ideas. There has to be!

I enjoy quoting in this thread as much as the next guy, but what I like more is finding random Futurama quotes in other threads. Behold!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439912#post395960982
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439912#post395961184

We've gotta do something until next summer.

# ? Sep 28, 2011 16:13

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

superjew posted:

I'm tired of your yapping. All you ever do is quote, you never try to make things better. Well, I'm running away from this dead-end thread! I know there's a place for people like me with new ideas. There has to be!

I enjoy quoting in this thread as much as the next guy, but what I like more is finding random Futurama quotes in other threads. Behold!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439912#post395960982
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439912#post395961184

We've gotta do something until next summer.

This is a very long trip. So we'll all have to go into hypertative naptosis to save oxygen.

Also; we should make a game about it! Person who finds the most Futurama quotes in other threads wins the Polluting Medal of Pollution.

# ? Sep 28, 2011 16:34

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

In the Insert Coin(s) thread, for our Minecraft server, after I whitelisted a bunch of people:

IUG posted:

DDL, I'm going to start charging you for all these whitelists I do at work.

All of you are on!

cycowolf posted:

I for one appreciate all your work. Without you there is no mission.

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Deuce: Jun 18, 2004; Mile High Club

IUG posted:

In the Insert Coin(s) thread, for our Minecraft server, after I whitelisted a bunch of people:

We finished the mission!

# ? Sep 28, 2011 17:41

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