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TravBot posted:I thought so at first too, and then I realized that he was just making fun of us being full of hot air. We're just trained to imitate what people say anyway. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool!
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Flatscan posted:Froggy went a-courtin' and Bender is great, uh-huh Fry cracked corn and I don't care, Leela cracked corn, I still don't care, Bender cracked corn and he is great, TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!
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smashpro1 posted:Je suis Napoleon! I was born in 200 log cabins.
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Coleman posted:HOW IS WORK IN THE LUNCHROOM TODAY... LOCUST? S'alright.
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sebzilla posted:Bonder, is it really you? Leela, we may not have much time left so let's spend all of it reminiscing about Bender. He was like a big computer that ran on magic!
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TravBot posted:What's your last name? No one! Your momma! Shut up! Take your pick.
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Coleman posted:Aww... you knew my favorite cause of death. This is a cool way to die!
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Milord posted:You have selected clumsy bludgeoning. If you were really dead you wouldn't be laughing so hard.
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RandolphCarter posted:and then I said "See you at the fight." The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1000 to 0. A bet of zero dollars on RandolphCarter pays 1000 dollars if he wins. Still, very few takers.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Single female lawyerrrrrrrr, havin' lots of sexxxxxxxx It took an hour to write! I thought it'd take an hour to read!
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I just saw something incredibly cool! A big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried.
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Coleman posted:WHAT? My mother was a saint! GET OUT! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Coleman.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I AM MISTER KINGDOM. GIVE ME YOUR SPINES. Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left! A Great Big Bee! fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Mar 5, 2012 |
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John Dough posted:Oh, and congratulations again on winning the contest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TU8aBUiOsU
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Oh I wish, I wish, I wish I wasn't in prison!
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meatbag posted:LOCUST FART HELL, is this quote of magic and heroism true? Your Honour, it's all true: My female incompetence, spankmeister's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.
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Athenry posted:WHAT SMELLS LIKE PORPOISE HORK? You're lumpy and you smell awful. Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em! I'm a whale biologist.
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sebzilla posted:How about these cookies, sugar? That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!
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Evil Mastermind posted:Oh god, I've been as dumb as Alter Ego! Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated. Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity!
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Evil Mastermind posted:I'm in! I'm a little nervous, and I've got brain in my butt crack. Now every galaxy is gonna be cracking wise about our mamas.
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sebzilla posted:HOSTAGES!! Do you have any better hostages?
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Coleman posted:You call that a pressed ham? MOKBA! HIT THE RETALIATE BUTTON! Young man, you have the bravery of a hero and breath as fresh as a summer ham.
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John Dough posted:This is almost as fun as the real civil war! Tell my mother... to pick me up outside Quiznos.
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Coleman posted:Young lady, I'm an expert on Humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say... Is that how you say 'Zoidberg'?
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meatbag posted:I'm a certified college dropout Please, meatbag! I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!
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I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.
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Sanguinia posted:I'm beginning to suspect there won't be any forced mating at all... I never thought I'd die this way... but I'd always really hoped!
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I'm sick of parallel LOCUST FART HELL lording his cowboy hat over me! Let's move on to LooseChanj's next fantasy.
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Dig it! All you fitting in this thread is like seriously freaked up! 
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Coleman posted:If that is your freedom day wish. You have one wish left. 
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sebzilla posted:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do some business behind that tree. Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, sebzilla. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty.
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Mister Kingdom posted:TREES UP! SOMEONE SAID HOWITZER!
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TravBot posted:Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me! In my experience, boxes are usually empty. Or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top? And one time, pepperoni! What a day that was!
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Listen to me, you pompous frauds! If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me! Dean Coleman, I know the truth. It was you driving your hovercar last night, not your horse! Dean TravBot, I know all about your Department of Pool Boy Studies. And DrBouvenstein... Bouvenstein!
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Sanguinia posted:I decline the title of Neutral Cook, and instead take only the lesser title of Apathetic Saucier, which I just made up. The challenger's ugly food has shown us that even hideous things can be sweet on the inside. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Lousy anti-pimping laws...well, pay the man! Bouven, honey, we love you. 
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kangal posted:Let's try and blend in with that crowd of Travbots. Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
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John Dough posted:It's because I'm a big Hollywood dumb guy what does that sort of thing. He just won't stop with the social commentary!
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Jerusalem posted:SHUT THE HELL UP! Tell them I hate them! 
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