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Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Alter Ego posted:

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Alter Ego! My Fry fro's all frizzy!

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Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

meatbag posted:

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

Oh why couldn't meatbag be the other kind of mermaid?! With the fish parts on top and the lady parts on the bottom?

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

haveblue posted:

FRY'S DOG

When do we want it?

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Sanguinia posted:

Beep. Beep.

Is he objecting or backing up?

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Coleman posted:

This is why I always use cast iron web browsers.

I'm 30% Iron!

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

TravBot posted:

Professor! Lava! Hot!

Your explanations are pure weapons grade balognium!

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Serella posted:

Now Bouvenstein's becoming a crafty consumer!

Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the savy investor!

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

DrBouvenstein posted:

Barbados Slim?! I thought you were in Barbados!

Barbados Slim? The only man ever to win an Olympic Gold medal in both limbo and sex?

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Athenry posted:

And protect the space time continuum. Read the Constitution!

I request a satanic funeral...

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

superjew posted:

Just slow it down, I'll quote Hitler out the window.

Darn! I quoted Elanor Roosevelt instead.

That was the old superjew, he's dead now.

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Cardboard Box posted:

CDs are unnatural. Why don't you just listen to the ocean?

This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license! And it's mandatory!

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

It's a good thing Scruffy was around to save this thread :allears:

Scruffy's going to get one of them $300 haircuts, this one's lost it's pizazz.

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

hughesta posted:

Young Martytoof, you have the bravery of a hero.. and breath as fresh as a summer ham.

hughesta, get me 50 cases of 'Pert and Popular'!

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

John Dough posted:

And Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony.

You guys like swarms of things right?

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

LooseChanj posted:

No catch! Although we are technically quoting Travbot...

Not one post even remotely quotable.

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Jun 5, 2008

Coleman posted:

I'm sure a wealthy *sniff sniff* mule farmer like yourself knows we charge a $10 monthly fee.

You gotta spend money to make money!

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