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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Is this the thread with the blackjack and the hookers?

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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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BAZUZU!!!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Last night I had this dream about Lightspeed briefs. Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Slamhound posted:

Can people who hate Star Trek leave?

NO! You have to stay longer!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Just watched both episodes, as I had DVRed them from each other.

This is what I saw, and thought drat that's a neat trick.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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I think she did have the navel ring. Gotta hand it to her, she did lose an awful lot of weight.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Remember when it was supposed to be the Simpsons in the future?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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You're full of crap Dheni Walsh! :supaburn: You make a persuasive argument Dheni Walsh!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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appropriatemetaphor posted:

Bunch of old folks in here arguing about BACK IN MY DAY FUTURAMA WAS A :corsair:.

They were doing that before it ever got canceled in the first place. "Oh if they cancel they'll never be able to make it again because blah blah writers blah actors blah".

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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John Dough posted:

Animals go in the corner

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Leovinus posted:

President Clinton.

Who? I skipped a lot of ancient egyptian algebra.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Whatever happened to Agnew's body?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Bloodnose posted:

Watch Into the Wild Green Yonder again

Do I have to?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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That is not a stupid question, although you asked it in a profoundly stupid way!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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And if your programming told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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IUG posted:

Why is there yogurt in this hat?

See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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drat this hit or miss colon of mine! :argh:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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A woman like that you gotta romance first!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Firos posted:

Well we are technically in New Jersey.

Couldn't find anyplace remotely livable...:negative:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Phat_Albert posted:

The Elders tell of a young poster much like you. He posted three times an hour. Then he posted 1.8 times an hour. Then he posted four times an hour. Do I make myself clear?

As long as you don't make me smell Uranus. :laugh:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Martytoof posted:

ƃuıuɹoɯ ʎq uʍop-ǝpısdn ƃuıʇsod ǝq ll,ǝH ˙snƃunɟ ʇsod s,ʇI

Bu, ubj V jvfu V pbhyq oryvrir gung. Lbh znl or zl rivy unys-oebgure, ohg gurer'f ab ynj ntnvafg zheqrevat gur bgure unys.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Can I do the countdown? 10, 9, 8...

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Coleman posted:

Taxachusetts

Pretty sure that joke pre-dates even the Simpsons. I heard it on Letterman in the 80's.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Martytoof posted:

Bite mine ſhiny metal aſs

Doesn't look so ſhiny to me. :raise:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Kruller posted:

Has anyone claimed this yet? Because I'd really like it.

Yes, YOU did!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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TravBot posted:

All I know is my gut says 'maybe' :geno:

Alter Ego posted:

All I know is my gut says "maybe". :geno:

You already did! Wait, that wasn't you...

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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What if that thing I just said?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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John Dough posted:

What're you eating?

It used to be milk...but well, time makes fools of us all!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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A 100 foot tall mechanical Zoidberg would be the bad kind I think. :raise:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Coleman posted:

He found a way...

Detecting trace amounts of mental activity. Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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TravBot posted:

Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies. I find it offensive!

Just when I thought I'd figured out you biological creatures, theres something else?! Let me at him!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Now listen here, pick a mouth and open it.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Jerusalem posted:

No, I'm in front of you :colbert:

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was already here.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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TravBot posted:

I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and turned off the quote!

Wait a second, that's not me!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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If anyone wants to tell me what's going on here, I'll be in the lounge. :colbert:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Zorkon posted:

Yes, let's all talk to TravBot!

Yeah, that would be fascinating. No wait, I mean the other thing. Tedious.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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He knows when you are sleeping

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Zorkon posted:

code:
TREES UP

Ow.

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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Alter Ego posted:

...NOOOOOOOBOOOODY CAAAAAAAARES

Don't you worry about caring, let me worry about blank.

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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

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John Dough posted:

You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim!

Have we seen Barbados Slim again?

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