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Trabisnikof posted:Really smart people can, and often do, worry about their intelligence. It's their only advantage, besides sluttiness in this case. They should invest in lipstick. Men love it when you really glob it on.
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MrL_JaKiri posted:See you at the fight I chucked the Professor at her, but she just kept coming at me. So I had to hit her with this purse I found...
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bobkatt013 posted:Give me your first born son ...We're out of rolls.
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That name is for your sake. In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flare into existence and sink into eternal night.
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kangal posted:Am I a robot? I prefer the term "love-machine."
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Toast Museum posted:I tame them Interesting if true!
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IRQ posted:Dr. Zoidberg doesn't leave a friend behind apparently! I help those who help themselves!
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Cardboard Box posted:That just made me realize that I really miss Code Monkeys. Second. I liked the episode overall, but I wish the segments had aired in reverse order. I loved the 1920's part and it would have ended with "That's all you get, jerks!" while the anime segment was the weakest one for me, so it was kind of a lame way to end the season. Either way, now I'm sad that we have to wait another year for more new Futurama.
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TravBot posted:Finally, the sandwich-rich portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! What's that black cracker?
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He's so cute! He can do two things at once: eat and swim. Ooh, three things!
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Evil Mastermind posted:I still don't get why there's no Professor emoticon. A professor emoticon would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money! Leave me alone!
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Will it help if I punch Fry in the crotch? Cause I'll do it! ...Regardless.
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Coleman posted:Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in a gutter? Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows!
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It came to me in a dream, and then I forgot it in another dream.
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Here, try a deep-dish pizza. It contains four kinds of things.
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We all feel that way all the time.
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MariusLecter posted:Lies, Lies and Slander! Accusing gentle Alter Ego of a misdeed? That's the last straw! Get a job, you lazy kid!
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Yaos posted:DrBouvenstein, it has come to my attention that this thread has been paying you to do nothing but loaf around on the couch. While other people are out living their lives, he wastes his quoting Futurama because deep down he knows it might one day help him save the world. Plus, he'll lose his Workmans' Comp if he goes outside.
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You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
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You shouldn't have cooked your shoes in the dryer and eaten them. I bet next you'll start complaining that you're bored.
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Sooner or later, that rear end is gonna blow. And when it does, I just pray you're not mooning someone you care about.
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Piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cake and shakes. We got tongue straight from the horse's mouth! All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse juiced-in goodness!
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This concept of "tribial blain dablage" confuses and infuriates us!
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I've broken that blind kid's nose like 10 times.
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TravBot posted:MY LEG FEELS FUNNY! What is it, TravBot? Are you walking on sunshine?
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Look, daddy, I'm hugging God! Mmm. Mmm.
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Whereas I have a ham dinner with mayonnaise waiting for me in my mansion...
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Mister Kingdom posted:Bite my glorious golden rear end Bite my red-hot glowing rear end.
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And your face is greasy. REAL greasy.
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Serella posted:You and I are now enemies.
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cbubbles posted:B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEEEEENDER Bonder? Is it really you?
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Man Alive! posted:Good news everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Does it love in the way of the ancient Greeks?
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Jerusalem posted:Which ones do you mean? You know the ones I mean. 
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Serella posted:YOU *whip* DIDN'T *whip* STICK *whip* THE *whip* LANDING! Wow, your pet's great! How hard did you say you had to hit him?
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SeXReX posted:Wide hips sink ships One more upgrade and I'll be more ladybot than you can handle.
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Geez, I've seen lines move faster at a sperm bank.
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Man Alive! posted:Things were bad, but now they're good, forever!
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Kazy posted:I've always wanted to break into Gooning! Hell is full of ten-year-olds that wanted exactly the same thing.
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Coleman posted:Wait, you want me to do TWO things? The only things you do better than us is suck and die!
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kefkafloyd posted:(surprised no one did this one yet today) I HATE mother's day, you dribbling puke!
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