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Amethyst posted:remember when kick rear end came out and everyone said it was this great deconstruction of super hero movies? Then it turned out it was yet another destiny fulfillment narrative like the rest of them "super" was a good superhero deconstruction movie if you dress up in a costume and try to fight crime irl you are a mentally unbalanced individual and you'll get laughed at and shot.
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so i just realized that because of "edge of tomorrow", tom cruise has now died on-screen more times than sean bean
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Sep 19, 2014 17:11
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because of that movie he's probably died onscreen more than any other ten actors put together
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Sep 19, 2014 17:12
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he also died in "oblivion" didn't he?
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ol qwerty bastard posted:he also died in "oblivion" didn't he? yes, he explodes with our man Morgan Freemen
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ol qwerty bastard posted:he also died in "oblivion" didn't he? lots of actors including cruise die in their movies but how many of them die over and over and over again in the same movie I couldn't google up a count but apparently in the book 160 days are explicitly portrayed, and like the movie there are an unknown number of offscreen deaths that is effectively unbounded just like groundhog day
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Sep 19, 2014 17:18
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ol qwerty bastard posted:"super" was a good superhero deconstruction movie shut up crime
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haveblue posted:lots of actors including cruise die in their movies but how many of them die over and over and over again in the same movie havent the writers said that groundhog day was like hundreds of years or something?
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keyboard vomit posted:havent the writers said that groundhog day was like hundreds of years or something? phil really was an rear end in a top hat 
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i also unironically love the body style of third-generation corvettes
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idiot dipshit piss party posted:bad taste youre postes
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keyboard vomit posted:havent the writers said that groundhog day was like hundreds of years or something? 10,000 years
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Amethyst posted:remember when kick rear end came out and everyone said it was this great deconstruction of super hero movies? Then it turned out it was yet another destiny fulfillment narrative like the rest of them lol maybe 5% of people writing poo poo on the internet know what the words "deconstruction" or "meta" mean
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angry_keebler posted:10,000 years
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theflyingexecutive posted:lol maybe 5% of people writing poo poo on the internet know what the words "deconstruction" or "meta" mean
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angry_keebler posted:10,000 years
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Glorgnole posted:they're not the only thing that's bad  
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Glorgnole posted:Glorgnole hosed around with this message at Sep 19, 2014 around 02:15 lol nice edit nub laern 2 post
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z0rlandi viSSer posted:lol nice edit nub i wasn't sure that you would get the joke w/o the edit, Zor
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z0rlandi viSSer posted:lol nice edit nub 
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Sham bam bamina! posted:"meta" is not actually a word wrong
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Sep 20, 2014 06:55
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it's a prefix the word is "metatextual"
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speaking of things that are bad (assuming we're still talking about zor's posting) i'm like 15 minutes into transformers 4 and it's already stupid but it has the one dude from silicon valley in it and his character is basically the same so that's amusing anyway is it wrong that i actually kind of miss shia laboeuf
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Sep 20, 2014 07:02
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the megan fox in this movie is perhaps even more megan fox than megan fox basically a living barbie doll her face has one expression: vacant stare
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lol she played katara in that lovely the last airbender movie "born in 1995" gently caress i'm so old goddamn
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oh my god who did the sound mixing in this movie it's just embarrassing ratchet: "oh... oahahgghgh.... ooohh... oh... ahhh... what's wrong with you humans?" during a firefight
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Shaggar posted:the first 2 Nolan batmans were pretty good but the 3rd is the biggest turd. loving agreeing with shaggar again
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what the hell, don't watch a transformer on purpose
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qntm posted:what the hell, don't watch a transformer on purpose i couldn't finish it, if that makes you feel any better the action scenes are barely competent in this one, and that's the only reason to watch a transformers movie. i don't think michael bay is even trying anymore mark wahlberg has such dreamy green eyes though
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I cant loving wait for Sleepy Hollow S2
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Sham bam bamina! posted:the dark night rises was pretty ungood but there's no comparing it to the relentless cringefest of batman and robin, don't make that kind of comparison lightly whatever you may say about the rest of the movie, for some reason this idea that it was a bad movie because it was unsexy to straight men really bugs me like you know theres people who liked the batnipples and batbulge right? and the discomfort you feel looking at them is the same discomfort they feel at the 504th closeup on black widow's leather clad rear end?
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A Pinball Wizard posted:whatever you may say about the rest of the movie, for some reason this idea that it was a bad movie because it was unsexy to straight men really bugs me
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Sham bam bamina! posted:sorry to spoil your fun but i was actually talking about how wretched they were able to make uma goddamn thurman. sorry i just assumed it was batnipples, because goddamn the only thing i ever hear nerds say about that movie is batnipples batnipples BATNIPPLES BAD and it bugs me
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Sep 20, 2014 15:23
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the batnipples were just tacky and stupid, which is to say they were representative of the movie as a while
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Sep 20, 2014 15:33
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Sham bam bamina! posted:it's a prefix it used to be a prefix, now it's a just a word
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A Pinball Wizard posted:whatever you may say about the rest of the movie, for some reason this idea that it was a bad movie because it was unsexy to straight men really bugs me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I i would say this is the reason most people hate the movie and not the bat nipples or any of that poo poo, the writing was absolutely hilariously bad
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the first encounter with Mr Freeze has robin and batman play hockey with mr freeze's goons using a diamond as a puck
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