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BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

LooseChanj posted:

scrub

yea i know

found like 4 places within seconds of making that post

must have been searching for the wrong thing before

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
3% into new stephenson book Reamde

it's pretty good so far

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

HYMEN.SYS posted:

dont watch any more warehouse 13, it is total poo poo

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

rotor posted:

is there a porn parody of that show yet?

no one watches it but basement shutins masturbating to the thought that they might score an attractive chick one day regardless of their painful nerdiness

it's already a porn parody, it's just lovely at that too

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
1st season walking dead was so bad they fired the whole writing staff

so wait to hear if season 2 is good or not i guess

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
sunshine was a really interesting movie ruined by 30 minutes of horrible slasher pic in the middle of it

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

InferiorWang posted:

if you were to create a new star trak tv series what would you do and in what time period and would you ignore the new movie timeline???? DISCUSS

Do a Rat Patrol esque show about a group of federation marines caught behind the lines during the first klingon war all scrounging for materials and blowin up klingon prison camps and loving it when a plan comes together

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
Jim Henson's Star Trek Babies

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
Admiral Barclay's War Against The Githyanki

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

LP97S posted:



how does that not say "threesome?"

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
ok we've attracted the wrong sort of crowd here now

so let's all put this thread away and go do something else for a while

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
Worf's trip to a museum of famous swords becomes a larger adventure. Guinan admits that synthohol is really just alcohol.

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
TNG season 8 is the best thing on twitter btw

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
Wes rebuilds the Genesis Device for fun, with dire consequences. Riker sees a spider in his shower, immediately detaches the saucer section.

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
A sentient nebula chases the ship, which has nowhere to hide, because usually it would be in a nebula. Data adopts a dog, snake, and parrot.

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
etc

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
The Enterprise grows a positronic brain via holodeck and misbehaves. Worf refuses to wear shoes on the bridge, claims it's "dishonorable".

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Kirk posted:

ah that twitter is a real thing, i was just making these up @____@

ya yours are pretty good

tng s8 dude has reached some kind of zone with it though:

The warp core needs to be shut down because it's full of ants. Picard and Dr. Crusher engage in a very sexy 47 min staring contest.

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
Worf brags about a new ceremonial knife for a week, then must prove his innocence after a mysterious stabbing. Riker does 150 pushups.

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
i actually SMS subscribed to this guy so I get everything he posts the second he posts it IN MY FACE

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
i hope this never ever stops making me laugh

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

NINbuntu 64 posted:

i do except for year of hell and warship voyager pretty much. warship voyager was great for the first 15 minutes because it portrayed the entire crew as desperate psychopaths trying to find a way home. because, you know, thatd actually be interesting

if the show had been like either of those it would have been great

even with all the same actors

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

NINbuntu 64 posted:

apparently year of hell was actually the pitched concept for an entire season but the producers pussied out

lmao

would have redeemed the whole loving thing

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Dear RMS posted:

I didn't think World War Z was that bad. Don't know that my expectations were very high though.

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
oh a lot of it was pretty dumb, it was mixed character pulp about zombies

it was good at being that though

i'm not sure what it is people were looking for that they didn't get

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Kirk posted:

why does dr. who exist, as far as i can tell its really really really bad poo poo for idiots

i like some of dr who so i can at least try to answer this


doctor who isn't any form of traditional scifi

the quality varies a lot, the continuity varies a lot, (both enough so that the old 60s/70s show was often unwatchable depending on the actors in the season and that the new one has episodes that seriously miss and should just be avoided)

everything varies a lot except the core principle which is this: whimsy and romance can beat cruelty and fear

the show isn't really about anything but that, but that's something worth celebrating

so if you can suspend a whole lot of disbelief then it can be great, because that's something almost never espoused in modern culture. if you can't then welp

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

venture bros

owns

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
twin peaks owns

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
                     YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, CAN OPENER!!
                               /

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
gently caress yes son

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Shaggar posted:

its like they were trying to find the best way to torture the audience.

the entire setup is just painful. they create a totally cool idea (ancient supership jumping thru galaxies hell of far away) and then they put the most awful people possible on it.
this is a prime example of a dude understanding every component that makes something great and still missing the point. this is a shameful god damned post shaggar and you should be hounded from the village and forced to live in a cave next door to tangra.


sgu was great. the premise was the pinnacle of all tech fetishism in stargate and yet the characters were just people. not 4 extremely lucky demigods surviving everything. just regular lovely petty people confused and scared and trying to survive. it was going to own and at least they managed to put a good wrap on it anyway.

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
and this is why shaggar is always wrong

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
i don't understand archetypes as classic roles so I can only relate to them via other archetypes I've seen on prime-time TV

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

TNGS8 posted:

Worf claims allergies are dishonorable, refuses to stop eating peanuts.

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Dear RMS posted:

Groundhog Day episode 4 ever

Season 4, Episode 6 - Window of Opprotunity

seriously one of the peaks of american TV, except that you need to have watched 4 seasons of an just-OK show for it to be as awesome an episode as it is

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
TNG_S8: A virus that accesses genetic memory transforms Troi into a primeval warrior. Technically, Wesley still lives with his mom.

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
Technically, Wesley still lives with his mom.

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Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
farscape is bad

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

yeah i remember the part when they find the guy with red hair outside early on and he turns and half his face is all messed up is one of the coolest moments of film ever

has there been an actually 80s-thing-caliber good horror movie made since 2000 or so excluding 28 days later

last good horror movies (that i've seen) were The Crazies and 30 Days of Night

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BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
TNG_S8: Picard must debate a sentient mountain to distract it while he and Riker climb to safety. Geordi’s new girlfriend despises Data.

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