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lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

I am fairly sure sinclair's actor is physically incapable of showing or expressing emotion in any way

Also known as Bakula syndrome

I guess he was a theater actor and hated TV acting schedules. Perhaps it took him 6 months to charge his emotion chip or something.

Also aren't you on season 3? cause drat that season rules.

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lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Tronald McDonald

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

PipeRifle posted:

Speaking of which, stop ruining PKD stuff, hollywood.

Also Asimov. Did the Foundation movie ever get officially cancelled? Can we get on that, please?

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

time to watch this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZG8HBuDjgc

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

i bailed on it before the end. time to check and see what happened. brb.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

welp that explains things

:wtc:

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

toby posted:

the ending was cheap and tacked-on. it was a LOST ending. "well, we have a lot of loose threads and poo poo, how can we wrap them all up at once without doing any work? ah yes, here we go" *magic*

quotin' this because the writers of lost were loving morons.

from a 2010 interview:

quote:

Cuse: We also spent a lot of time talking about how we don’t want the last season of the show to be didactic. It’s very dangerous to basically create a checklist of answers and then start trying to tick them off, because we want to make sure we’re telling engaging stories.

here's a hint, herb: if you need to create a 'checklist of answers' you haven't actually been writing a story. LET'S ADD A NEW MYSTERY is not a sustainable storytelling format.

see also: X-Files

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

ahhh spiders posted:

the x-files owned, chump

yeah, but i bet you can't tell me what the black ooze that would periodically drool down someone's head was, or what it had to do with anything

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

drat

:drat:

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

toby posted:

the own zone

post that gif you made of the gymnast heading butt first into goatse. this is how it is to enter the own zone.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Amethyst posted:

lol if you think the new blade runner will be good

"okay, new blade runner. what did people like about the first one?"

"robot people!"
"fancy skylines!"
"umbrellas with light handles!"

"welp, that's all i need. see you at the box office."

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Vivec posted:

the theatrical version

aka the 'doesn't have an ending' version

when titanic was coming out i thought cameron was pulling a media stunt and the movie was actually going to be the abyss 2. like the titanic sinks and then underwater aliens show up or something.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

time keeps on slipping is the best futurama ep, so that one

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

what was that series with the wizard detective guy named dirk or something that everyone flips out about in the book barn? i think he's riding a dinosaur on one of the covers.

cause i read the first few chapters and it read like it was written by a goon. poo poo was terrible.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

tough love toby posted:

imagine four wizard balls on a cliff
playing with toys for adults

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

FMguru posted:

i like the star trak voyegers that have the robot chick with the big hooters

don't forget devoid of emotion! this is important we have to make this as appealing to nerds as possible

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

see also: the hot vulcan chick from enterprise

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

and i guess janeway. she didn't have an emotion chip, did she?

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

toby HD posted:

if portable suspensors were a thing in dune how come all the rich people didn't just wear them and moon-jump around all the time

maybe they were more sensitive to the body size impaired did you ever think about that?

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

toby HD posted:

do you think they ever used a cone of silence to play pranks on each other

*fartz in absolute silence*

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

toby HD posted:

hahaha stick that one in your stilsuit and smoke it

yo check it out *replaces filter in stillsuit with an empty 2 liter pepsi bottle*

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

give her the old Shai-Hulud

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

wanna try my endurance in her pain box

hey baby, bene gess what's in my pocket

seriously, though, i had a vision. in it i saw six billion people calling my name. i saw my unborn sister and the death of my father. also you were there in a nurse outfit.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

duncan isaho

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

CYBER SLIMER posted:

never watched a second of doctor who and i never will. and i'm proud of that fact :coal:

only thing you need to know about dr who is the theme song. as played by orbital. RIP 1990s

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Inverse Icarus posted:

yeah that's rad as hell

just read the synopsis, yeah that was rad when tng did that episode

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

that gif gets worse each time it loops

'always aim your laser gun just above the shoulder'
'aim for the shoulder?'
'no, cadet, above and to the left of the shoulder.'

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

wait nasa why

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lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

at this point it would be whacky! and crazy! if darth vader was actually doing something clever and evil.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004


i've watched the landing a dozen times and i still get the size perspective wrong.

check out that giant crater! ... oh it's a pebble.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

dur posted:

b5 was great back in the day but man is it tough to watch now, esp. season 1

you could be like toebe and watch season 1 and 75% of season 2 then stop.

it's like driving to an amusement park and just turning around when you get to the turnstiles.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

toebe: construction just finished on my new house welp better burn it to the ground and live in a soup kettle

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

toebe: okay mix sugar flour vanilla milk eggs.. well that's enough i guess i'll just leave this on the floor

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

pretty nekkid lady: thanks for dinner would you like to come up to my apartment?
toebe: nope this seems like a good time to go home to my kettle

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

disney is going to make lots of star wars sequels. like land before time amounts of sequels.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Hashtag Nascar posted:

lol "good star wars movie"

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Dillbag posted:

Huge and hilarious.


lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

that's good cause when i think star trek i think post apoc grit core

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lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Amethyst posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diP-o_JxysA

looks like an xmen movie or some poo poo

speaking of orange blue light orange blue skintone orange blue

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