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homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


TheTatteredKing posted:

Is anyone going to bite the bullet and do Black Tokyo?

I've never heard of it but I'll look it up later today and maybe start doing it.

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homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


I regret everything.

Black Tokyo is vile.


I hate you all, but mostly me and TheTatteredKing.

The opening paragraph-

quote:

Pussy
Cock
Cum

Orgasms, kisses, caresses. Tears and saliva and blood, poo poo and bile, flesh stretching beyond its limits and exploding in a shower of gore(). Muscles straining, blood pulsing through engorged veins, bodies slamming together with unbridled, inhuman passion. Mouths open in ecstasy or lips drawn back in agony.



The opening contains the sections, Hentai as a Genre; The Hentai SRD; Lolicon, Incest and surprise sex; and Hentai Character Options. The only good thing is that in the Lolicon, Incest and surprise sex section it states that the Lolicon and Incest is mostly left out, mostly. That is the only good thing about this book whatsoever, and even that's nothing. It's still full of surprise sex.

I feel so dirty, I need a shower

Next Time- Feats

And here's a 3/4 review on RPG net
http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/13/13640.phtml
gently caress that guy

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Part Two- Feats

First of are the banal/"normal" these are just here for completions sake, barbarian rage and some generic demon powers, that's not what we're here for. I'm going to leave out the "regular" sex feats and focus on the really depraved poo poo

to start

quote:

Black fatherhood

surprise sex and Atrocity assures the continuation of the species. Your oni-spawn children violate their mothers during gestation, taking command of them body and soul to ensure the continuation of your dark, violent lineage[/b]


It does as it seems, let's you magically control any woman who is carrying your spawn. The rabbit hole only goes deeper from here

quote:

Bodymeld
As you make love with a willing partner your body and theirs flow together, transforming and merging you. Instead of two, you briefly become one creature sharing your talents and blending your souls in an intimacy deeper than any you've ever known.

quote:

Caress of soiled cloth
By masturbating into a recently worn article of clothing, you perform a hedonistic ritual that binds you intimately to the object of fetishistic lust
Skill focus: pantysniffing

quote:

Cocoon of Filth
The feel of bodily waste against your skin, sliding between your thighs and clothes comforts you, transforms you, and protects you


http://i.imgur.com/5buyH.jpg


We aren't even through C and I'm almost out of doing this.

Seriously, who in the gently caress finds this even in the slightest bit erotic.

I'm just going to do bullet points from here on out, so here's a list of some of the other feat's effects.

- Petrifying Jizz
- The ability to switch bodies with family members when you gently caress them
- "Grave Between the Legs"
- Shooting someone as a substitute for sex
- "Incestuous Voyeur"
- Demonic womb


I lied about bullet points

quote:

Misogynist Blade
Your brutal combat phallus is especially deadly towards female victims, and your black semen is deadly poison




- Bukkake based magic
- "Phallic Bloodsucker"
- Turning your penis into a deadly edged weapon
- Raping someone to steal with power
- Separating your limbs
- "Rapists Camaraderie"
- Asexual reproduction
- Chloroform breath
- Incest based magic (again)
- Tentacles
- Unbirth
- Learning motivations through sexual fluids
- "Vaginal Prison"
- More surprise sex magic, this time with impregnating dick clouds
- "Womanly Ambrosia"


What in the gently caress did I get myself into. This is the worst thing. gently caress

GAME TIME!
One of the feats here uses an R. Crumb quote, guess which horrible feat it is! And win nothing!

Next up- Classes

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Rasamune posted:

surprise sex Magic's new album "Impregnating Dick Clouds" comes out next Tuesday and

No, seriously, how does this even work?!

You expel an acidic cloud from your dick that impregnates any woman / makes them miscarriage. I am not making GBS threads you. gently caress

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Part Three - Classes

As you would imagine, these are horrible. Both from a mechanical standpoint and from the view of any rational mind. There are 7 of them. They are Death Womb Seductress, Devil Heart Hunter, Flow Witch, Freudian Oni, Ghostkiss Investigator, Harem Mage, and Sacred Pleasurer. Lovely

1- Death Womb Seductress
All members of this class are surprise sex victims. They then swallow demon eggs to gain the power to kill with sex. Class features-

-Deadly sexual fluids
-Vampiric Vagina Dentata
-Rusty razor blade vagina
-"Vaginal Ichor" and "Vulvae Spinnerets"

Rating x10

2- Devil Heart Hunter
Almost all members of this class are surprise sex babies. They hunt the demons that spawned them. Class Features-

-Demonic Cannibalism

Rating x6, for outside of the background they're relatively normal.

3- Flow Witch
Menstrual cycle based magic. Also lactation. Class Features-

-Horrible bonus feat list including
-Breeder
-Cyclic Ferocity
-Regenerative Womb
-Zooamorous Breeder

-"Bleeding by Choice"
-"Cleanliness and Knowledge lick"
-"Fluid Pharmacy"
-"Milk of Dark Transformation"
-"Transformative Ejaculation"

Rating- x9

None of the bonus feats listed here are in the book, they are in another book by the author. gently caress.

Next Up- 4 more Classes.

kill me

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Geists are just loving broken, as they can negate all damage for 1 power point, come back from the dead, and have a 1 dot shape shifting merit.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Daeren posted:



Hare. Seriously.


Looks like someone loves Hare Metal

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Can you get negative skills in Maid? I noticed that your type lowers skills and you can roll a zero, so what happens of you get a - on a 0 skill?

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Mors Rattus posted:

Now I just have to decide which oWoD book to start with, since you can't lead in with Gypsies.

Freak Legion, or the Asian vampire book

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


anagramarye posted:

If I do it'll be 4E—I don't know what the differences (if any) from the 3E equivalent material are, though.

One important thing: would people want to see what results if I plug in a mostly Earthlike world, or something completely from scratch (planet included)?

Completely random.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


What the gently caress is that, what type of person would make that

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


While we're on a planet generation kick I want to showcase another star wars book
Star Wars Saga Edition: The Unknown Regions

Everything here uses the standard bag of D6, D10, D20 etc. roll, so away we go.

First we roll for System Type getting a 19 so we're in a Triple Star System and for Number Of Planets In System, 17 so 9, I won't be rolling them all up.

Moving on to the planet itself we need to find out what type it is- 1 for Artificial or Space Station, and we get an 18 for Asteroid Field. We get a 9 for breathable atmosphere. A 19 for a 36-40 hour day and a 6 for a 251-300 day year. Climate wise it's a 4 meaning Tropical and a 1 for an environment of... Volcanic with a 1 for Low Gravity.

So we have a space station that's developed to be covered in volcanic activity while being surrounded by asteroids. I can't see how anything could possibly go wrong.

Next Time- Sentient Life!

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


recon_etc posted:

So, how about that Star Wars RPG, huh? ...come to think about it besides the unexpected results you normally get from bad random generation tables, there's nothing too WTF-y about it yet. How far down does this one go?

Less far than others, but I think of it as being a nice balance between ultra detailed and bare bones.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Kavak posted:

What happened to the guy who was doing Black Tokyo, anyway? Did he kill himself to avoid having to read more?

Yeah I stopped, everything after that was an equal of level of bad/creepy. The only thing that stood out was there were like... 5 species of surprise sex ghosts.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Kuroshi posted:



I hate you for making me remember this.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Bieeardo posted:

This talk of horrible xWoD adaptations reminds me of the granddaddy of them all...

Inju

I was linked to it years ago, but I can't remember how or why. I saved it, because its only host was a Geocities account and I figured that it'd vanish sooner or later... but not even the dissolution of that host can stop this awful thing.

What is it? WoD: Tentacle Monster. When you start off with zero dots in Social stats and its power pool is called Gratification, you know you're in for... something.

Yeah, I'm going to do this when I get home. It will be truly horrific I bet.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Would it be to post the images of the mechs from Cthulhutech?

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Mors Rattus posted:

Now, tell me - is it time for Gypsy, or shall we take a short break to examine the history of the world of Theah and the completely insane alien-ridden backstory of 7th Sea, the game about playing a swashbuckling hero?

7th Sea would be a nice break before the awfulness that is "Gypsy"

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


inklesspen posted:

I'm having trouble figuring out how the Ego/Morph mechanics would work. Help me out here?

Each morph has a set of physical aspects, maybe 3 or so. Each ego has a set of mental/social aspects.

So for an Octomorph you could have-
@ Walkin' Talkin' Octopus
@ It came from beneath the waves!
@ Uplifted Animal

And the ego that inhabits it would have-
@ Thrillseeker
@ Wanted on 3 planets
@ Dedicated to a cause
etc.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Syrg Sapphire posted:

Otherverse America. Red_Mage tried to take a crack at it and, like our Black Tokyo guy (RIP homerlaw), gave up because uuuuugh.

I still live, I'm starting to work on a new review Alma Mater

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Is there a list of all the official Apocalypse World playbooks?

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Mors Rattus posted:

It's like this guy is fundamentally unable to grasp any philosophical thought accurately.

Or it seems any thought for that matter.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


GorfZaplen posted:

I'm going to be taking a break from the monster lists for now, and instead look at the rules he gives us for making new halfbreeds. What halfbreeds would you like to see?

Half Fire/Half Ice elemental, call it

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Ettin posted:

Well in the bad ending they manage to jump the Migou:


So I guess sexy Migou catgirls are a thing.

what is the worst thing?
This, this may be worse than Black Tokyo.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Wait there are real-world gods in the outer plains too what?

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


HitTheTargets posted:

Now I'm trying to picture a Paranoia cartoon on Adult Swim, complete with Myron Reducto and Phil Ken Sebben (who was pretty much Friend Computer already).

The Superjail people would be better suited for it I think.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


PurpleXVI posted:

About one more post left in the Birthright core books, so I'll start taking votes for what to tackle next...

Black Tokyo: This forbidden Tome of Fields has been attempted and given up twice now. Should I review it?


Do what I couldn't finish, it will break the curse of having to bear that horror alone.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Mors Rattus posted:


Next time: You pick!

See, we have Seed of the New Flesh, the Architects book. We've got Seal of the Wheel, the Ascended book. We've got Gorilla Warfare, the Jammers book. We have Blowing Up Hong Kong, the info book on Hong Kong. We have Iron and Silk, an expansion on weapons and fighting. And we have Thorns of the Lotus, the Lotus book. (I have yet to buy the other books.)

Gorilla Warfare: Ape Fight Lives!

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best



What horrifying hell dimension would anyone ever put something like this in a dungeon?

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Yawgmoth posted:

Also, I find BS rather reprehensible because while it's possible for a group to be super mature and treat the theme of forced underaged sex while fighting a nightmare war in an appropriate and not foul way, the vast majority of people who would even think to play a game like it are the type to spend all day on /r/jailbait/.

I think that is the center of the Problem with Bliss Stage, it's exactly like Evangelion, creepy fans and all. It could be seen as an interesting topic, but the way it has been written (that chart ) has been acting against anything good to come out from it. Polaris feels the same way, but instead of being creepy it's too dramatic for actual play.

Yawgmoth posted:

Edit: Also the poo poo about naming characters after your old high school crushes loving screams "I have a plethora of unresolved issues regarding relationships on any and all levels and should not be anywhere except in a psychiatrist's office right now!"

Yeah that's just unacceptable with the rest of the content in the game.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Your images aren't working TK-31

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Mors Rattus posted:

Antlers (Dragon), Bottle (Whiskey), Drugs, Tool (Power), Eyes (Fairy),


The eyes have it

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


I think Ironclaw is well served by having the different species not be faux European nation stand-ins, but by having them represent an archetype. I just wish hyenas were an option though.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Androc posted:

The art for almost all of the races really manages to have a lot of personality, I'm honestly pretty impressed.

It's all done by Chris Goodwin, who is a furry but nonetheless makes wonderful art. There's a book on scribd called "The Ironclaw Bestiary" that's just all the art and descriptions with some fluff thrown in there too.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Hey I found a conversion for SLA to Savage Worlds, 90's game without the 90's design!
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/savage...tries_v1-13.pdf
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/savage...harsheet_v7.pdf
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/voidst...iction_v2-2.pdf
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/Savage...alogue_v1-5.pdf
from- http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Halloween Jack posted:

I can't wait until we get into discussing THE TRUTH. Is it crazy that I actually like The Truth just fine, but know that the Writer's Guide was written like crap?

Yes it is.

Verr posted:

SLA is so pimp. What would be a good framework for running the fluff? Feng Shui? FATE? I want to retain that combat crunch without the general shittiness of the 90's game design.

Hey I found a conversion for SLA to Savage Worlds, 90's game without the 90's design!
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/savage...tries_v1-13.pdf
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/savage...harsheet_v7.pdf
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/voidst...iction_v2-2.pdf
http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/Savage...alogue_v1-5.pdf
from- http://www.voidstate.com/rpg/

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Traveller posted:


The answer is here, in our world.

Next:

I liked all of the things up to here, even the deathwake stuff wasn't that bad, but this is just loving nutty.
Are you going to do Cannibal Sector 1?

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Traveller posted:

I don't think I will, it sounds positively meh from all accounts. Desborough (yeah, THAT Desborough) having a hand in it makes me even less interested.

It has some decent ideas (Scavs and Digger & the Machines) and some really loving creepy stuff (Carriens and Cannibals) that has Desborough's mark on it, I may have a go at it after you finish up THE TRUTH

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


Hello and Welcome to Cannibal Sector 1: The Kingdom of Death in the World of Progress

These freaks are the machines, the sector is full of them.

Published by Nightfall Games this is the most recent of the actual full books for SLA industries focusing on the eponymous Cannibal Sector 1. The book has some good parts, some meh parts, and some very uncomfortable parts. James Desborough is on the writing staff, so that explains the last part.

The fiction opens up with a team exploring Salvation Tower, they get torn apart by a machine and then fall through the 13th floor. Turns out it was a video recording shown by a Shiver Sergeant as a warning for the next team who have to retrieve a package.

Next Time- Sector Overview

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homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best


InfiniteJesters posted:

Still doesn't excuse capital cities named after South American dictators and right-wing presidents, though. That's just silly and maybe a bit petty.

Maggie Thatcher literaly thanked Augusto Pinochet for "bringing democracy to Chile" http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/304516.stm

But I feel they needed at least one (trans)human enemy faction, because just fighting TITAN would end up at least a bit bland after a times.

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