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Grendels Dad posted:Oh man, if the new Superman movie ends up with only half as much gay subtext as 300 it will be my new favorite film of all times. Does it have to be subtext? Or can we just have, like, a scene where Clark is licking honey off Jimmy Olsen's nipples with literally no context in the middle of the movie?
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Maybe just twirling his hair as he stands behind him with his super dick in his back. EDIT: This thread is sexy now.
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| # ? Aug 24, 2011 15:52 |
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Jamesman posted:Does it have to be subtext? Or can we just have, like, a scene where Clark is licking honey off Jimmy Olsen's nipples with literally no context in the middle of the movie? How about this, World's Finest #289: http://the-isb.blogspot.com/2005/11...perman-and.html   
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The MSJ posted:How about this, World's Finest #289: Are they trying to lay down the serious  here or was that hilariously unintentional? The mind reels...
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Batman doesn't cry at Barbara being crippled or Gordon's wife being killed but the majesty of these alien worm things struck him to the very core.
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thebardyspoon posted:Batman doesn't cry at Barbara being crippled or Gordon's wife being killed but the majesty of these alien worm things struck him to the very core. Now we know what he's really looking at on the bat computer all day.
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thebardyspoon posted:Batman doesn't cry at Barbara being crippled or Gordon's wife being killed but the majesty of these alien worm things struck him to the very core.  
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Yonic Symbolism posted:Now we know what he's really looking at on the bat computer all day. I would love to see a hero who is in all ways a fine, upstanding, successful, competent character, only they have an incredibly obscure compulsion or fetish. Like, Batman being incredibly sexually aroused by wormlike things and only wormlike things, or inflationism, or whatever the currently hot flavor if nonsensical internet perversions is. "Please, darling, I'm the same ProtagonistMan you knew and loved ten minutes ago! why can't you accept my carnal need for balloons??" How would they even handle this.
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SlimGoodbody posted:How would they even handle this.
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SlimGoodbody posted:I would love to see a hero who is in all ways a fine, upstanding, successful, competent character, only they have an incredibly obscure compulsion or fetish. Like, Batman being incredibly sexually aroused by wormlike things and only wormlike things, or inflationism, or whatever the currently hot flavor if nonsensical internet perversions is. It would have made Green Lantern incredible. Hal and Carol come in for the big, dramatic kiss. He's not into it. GL pulls back. "Pretend I'm an adult baby," he says.
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SlimGoodbody posted:How would they even handle this. Neal Adams would draw it and that would be the defining "real issues" arc for generations. Edit: Why am I the second person to make a Hal Jordan connection...?
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Lobok posted:Edit: Why am I the second person to make a Hal Jordan connection...? The guy has literally nothing going on. The joke with my friends is a Neal Adams issues story where the Justice League finds out he can't read. Did anybody else see the newspaper ad from TDKR to Pittsburgh? I think that should be the new poster design.
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SlimGoodbody posted:I would love to see a hero who is in all ways a fine, upstanding, successful, competent character, only they have an incredibly obscure compulsion or fetish. Like, Batman being incredibly sexually aroused by wormlike things and only wormlike things, or inflationism, or whatever the currently hot flavor if nonsensical internet perversions is. Watchmen kind of did this, the first costumed vigilante (Hooded Justice?) was a gay circus strongman who got a hard-on beating up guys.
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SlimGoodbody posted:I would love to see a hero who is in all ways a fine, upstanding, successful, competent character, only they have an incredibly obscure compulsion or fetish. Like, Batman being incredibly sexually aroused by wormlike things and only wormlike things, or inflationism, or whatever the currently hot flavor if nonsensical internet perversions is. Well... Batman is kind of obsessed with Bats... And Catman lived with a pride of lions for a while... I mean, that's kind of weird.
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Farbtoner posted:Watchmen kind of did this, the first costumed vigilante (Hooded Justice?) was a gay circus strongman who got a hard-on beating up guys. This is true. I guess rough trade didn't seem far-fetched enough to me to warrant notice. I mean I kind of half expect that most superheroes feel that way on some level anyway.
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Plastic Man once turned himself into a dress and placed himself in Big Barda's room, that's pretty weird/borderline suicidal.
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Djolly posted:It would have made Green Lantern incredible. Hal and Carol come in for the big, dramatic kiss. He's not into it. GL pulls back. Well he does like he aliens young.
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The MSJ posted:How about this, World's Finest #289: Even better: 
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DNS posted:Even better: Thousand-yard stares don't really work for Superman considering he can actually see that far. For all we know he's looking directly at Batman.
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Lobok posted:Thousand-yard stares don't really work for Superman considering he can actually see that far. For all we know he's looking directly at Batman. That makes it better, really.
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thebardyspoon posted:Plastic Man once turned himself into a dress and placed himself in Big Barda's room, that's pretty weird/borderline suicidal. Ant Man has pulled a ton of poo poo like this too, including spying on Ms. Marvel in the shower.
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TheJoker138 posted:Ant Man has pulled a ton of poo poo like this too, including spying on Ms. Marvel in the shower. Are we talking Eric O'Grady or Hank Pym? 'Cause O'Grady would have tried it even without the powers.
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Fishylungs posted:Are we talking Eric O'Grady or Hank Pym? 'Cause O'Grady would have tried it even without the powers. Eric O'Grady. The only thing that Pym would do is hit her or make a murderous robot with his brain waves. Then again he was on the team that let Ms. Marvel go into limbo with her rapist/son. bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at Aug 25, 2011 around 03:45 |
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Fishylungs posted:Are we talking Eric O'Grady or Hank Pym? 'Cause O'Grady would have tried it even without the powers. Me too!
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To break the conversation about sexual deviants in the marvel universe I present an important question. When are we going to get a Agent Phil Coulson movie?
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Throwdown posted:To break the conversation about sexual deviants in the marvel universe I present an important question. When are we going to get a Agent Phil Coulson movie? If he survives Avengers he will be in a SHIELD movie. Also its funny you mention him and sexual deviants.
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Throwdown posted:To break the conversation about sexual deviants in the marvel universe I present an important question. When are we going to get a Agent Phil Coulson movie? I'd watch that. He's made the worse parts of the set up for Avengers at least tolerable.
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bobkatt013 posted:If he survives Avengers he will be in a SHIELD movie. Also its funny you mention him and sexual deviants. Please elaborate, all I getting here is a Choke reference.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I'd watch that. He's made the worse parts of the set up for Avengers at least tolerable. Barely related and not really directed at you, but I think Marvel gets far too much grief for tying everything together for the Avengers. Yes, all of these movies are leading up to another movie and there are times when that need to get everyone to where they can meet up for the Assemble call infects the current movie. However I feel like a lot of it, especially in regards to SHIELD, gets shat on for being Avengers build up when it's instead just an aspect of being set in the Marvel Universe. If Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, or X-Men weren't limited in their character rights they'd probably have a lot of the same background things and interloping agencies/people that the Marvel owned movies do.
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Throwdown posted:Please elaborate, all I getting here is a Choke reference. He was the cuddle rapist in The Shield. He would surprise sex old ladies then cuddle with them. So watch out Aunt May!
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bobkatt013 posted:He was the cuddle rapist in The Shield. He would surprise sex old ladies then cuddle with them. So watch out Aunt May! Coulson is going to be in the new Ultimate Spider-Man show. Uh oh. In other news, this deleted scene from X-Men: First Class owns. http://insidemovies.ew.com/2011/08/...-deleted-scene/ TheBigBudgetSequel fucked around with this message at Aug 25, 2011 around 06:02 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:In other news, this deleted scene from X-Men: First Class owns. Fabulous. Meanwhile, here is the trailer for the Locke and Key pilot that did not get picked up. http://io9.com/5834214/watch-the-tr...-that-never-was
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Coulson is going to be in the new Ultimate Spider-Man show. Uh oh. Hahaha that's amazing.
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Throwdown posted:To break the conversation about sexual deviants in the marvel universe I present an important question. When are we going to get a Agent Phil Coulson movie?
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Coulson is going to be in the new Ultimate Spider-Man show. Uh oh. SMG is going to love that.
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We all know the REAL super hero deviant is Bueno Excellente from Hitman. His super power is being a pervert.
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I think that Garth Ennis pretty much made a genre out of "superhero deviants."
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Darko posted:I think that Garth Ennis pretty much made a genre out of "superhero deviants." Well it is the set-up and punchline to every single page of The Boys.
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I'm very, very surprised they haven't brought Agent Coulson into the comics yet, like DC did with Harley Quinn. Then again, I'm also surprised that they invented a new character for the movies when any number of SHIELD agents from the comics could have done the exact same thing he does.
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TheJoker138 posted:I'm very, very surprised they haven't brought Agent Coulson into the comics yet, like DC did with Harley Quinn. Then again, I'm also surprised that they invented a new character for the movies when any number of SHIELD agents from the comics could have done the exact same thing he does. I'm happy they did. I find myself more excited for his parts than the characters the movies are named after.
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