Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«333 »
  • Post
  • Reply
Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

I swing both ways.


LtKenFrankenstein posted:

So, wait, I'm curious. Is there anything a movie about a character called "Captain America" could've done to appease you, or do you take the mere existence of the character to be an affront to your good taste? And if it's the latter, why did you go see the movie?

(asked the man with the Captain America avatar)

For me it's the idea of a movie called Captain America, but stripped of as much political and jingoistic undertones as possible. It's like having a friend tell a lie to you that's so bad that it's embarrassing to listen to. "This is just a superhero movie, don't worry about any kind of political undertones!" *the main character is literally named Captain America and he's fighting germans in world war II*

Instead of embracing the premise and going somewhere interesting with it they neuter it and do everything possible to make it meaningless. This is entirely predictable, but what's puzzling is why it's being trumpeted as A Good Thing by comic book fans who have seen the movie. "Don't worry, this isn't jingoistic at all!" Great. Why should I care about this movie when I could watch something that isn't afraid to be interesting or meaningful?

It's hard to blame anyone for this though as it's a result of the Avengers Initiative that's being slapped down on all these movies to make them as homogenized and bland as possible so that when the Avengers Movie comes out, people will accept it because the previous movies have been suitable and not offensive, so clearly the culmination movie will also be suitable. Sounds like a great time, I'll be there on opening night!

Tender Bender fucked around with this message at Jul 24, 2011 around 19:14

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


LtKenFrankenstein posted:

So, wait, I'm curious. Is there anything a movie about a character called "Captain America" could've done to appease you, or do you take the mere existence of the character to be an affront to your good taste? And if it's the latter, why did you go see the movie?

(asked the man with the Captain America avatar)

I thought the movie was bland, but enjoyable.

bazaar apparatus
Nov 30, 2006

Whenever my body starts to feel sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.

Finally saw Thor on Friday (at the local dollar theater) and then saw Captain America yesterday. I really liked Thor, more than I anticipated, but I absolutely LOVED Captain America. It was just so perfect.

As for that Hulk image posted a few posts up, I think I would've preferred the Hulk design from Edward Norton's movie, it looked less ape-ish and more like a real guy, only much bigger. Oh well.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Echos of past events
nudge the tiller on
my present course
I await it's reflection
in the future


Here's a banner with the full arts:

http://i.imgur.com/HZHVc.jpg

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009


TheJoker138 posted:

If you believe the WB, they already greenlit a sequel. I'm guessing it's doing really well on toy sales, despite the box office.

They backtracked about a week later with a generic statement that they are still only thinking about a sequel.Its just like with Superman Returns, they said that they were gonna to a sequel to that movie too and that movie made a lot more money than GL.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Ben, buddy, it's a wonderful day to go web slinging!


Here are some quotes from what some writers have had Captain America say. I just figured it'd be interesting for the whole propaganda thing.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Captain_America

quote:

Captain America is not here to lead the country. I'm here to serve it. If I'm a captain, then I'm a soldier. Not of any military branch, but of the American people. Years ago, in simpler times, this suit and this shield were created as a symbol to help make America the land it's supposed to be... to help it realize its destiny. Ricocheting from super-villain duel to super-villain duel doesn't always serve that purpose. There's a difference between fighting against evil and fighting for the common good. I'm not always able to choose my battles... but effective immediately, I'm going to make an effort to choose the battles that matter. Battles against injustice, against cynicism, against intolerance. I will still serve with the Avengers. I will continue to defend this nation from any and all threats it may face. But as of today, I am not a "super hero." Now and forevermore, I am a man of the people. Together, you and I will identify and confront America's problems. Together, we will figure out what we are and what we can be. Together, we will define the American Dream and make it an American reality.
Captain America, Vol. 4, #7


Listen to me -- all of you out there! You were told by this man -- your hero -- that America is the greatest country in the world!
He told you that Americans were the greatest people -- that America could be refined like silver, could have the impurities hammered out of it, and shine more brightly!
He went on about how precious America was -- how you needed to make sure it remained great!
And he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is America!
Well, I say America is nothing!! Without its ideals -- its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash!
A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth!
I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different then them!
When I returned, I saw that you nearly did turn American into nothing!
And the only reason you're not less then nothing --
-- is that it's still possible for you too bring freedom back to America!
What If?, #44

And the infamous Mark Millar written, alternate Ultimate Universe Captain America. Which was retracted and admitted as overzealous and not exactly what he should have done.



There was a counter to this moment in the "regular 616" Marvel Universe where Cap points out during WWII he fought alongside very brave and tenacious French soldiers.

So, either way, he's used as a tool by the writers to espouse beliefs but the notion has been he does stand for ideals and convictions that aspire to something greater at least in the modern era.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



poo poo, I'm not even American and I always had this perception of Captain America not being "USA! USA!", but rather "Hey guys, this is what we could be if we got our poo poo together!"

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE WILL NOTICE HULK

Tender Bender posted:

For me it's the idea of a movie called Captain America, but stripped of as much political and jingoistic undertones as possible. It's like having a friend tell a lie to you that's so bad that it's embarrassing to listen to. "This is just a superhero movie, don't worry about any kind of political undertones!" *the main character is literally named Captain America and he's fighting germans in world war II*

Instead of embracing the premise and going somewhere interesting with it they neuter it and do everything possible to make it meaningless. This is entirely predictable, but what's puzzling is why it's being trumpeted as A Good Thing by comic book fans who have seen the movie. "Don't worry, this isn't jingoistic at all!" Great. Why should I care about this movie when I could watch something that isn't afraid to be interesting or meaningful?

It's being trumpeted as A Good Thing by comic fans because Steve Rogers/Captain America isn't a jingoistic character. While Captain America was indeed a Rah Rah America! character when first created, he has been quite different for far, far longer. Having him be a jingoistic caricature who's reporting for duty to slap some japs and kick some Huns in the balls in order to save the world is counter to the character. Much like how the early incarnations of Superman and Batman where they'd kill bad guys and laugh at their misfortune don't work with their much more established and longer running modern characterization.

While you occasionally get something like Ultimate Captain America, far more often Captain America is instead used to contrast the political and social culture of today's America against it's ideals. Unfortunately this vision of the character doesn't lend itself to much cometary when he's in WWII, unless you are looking for a movie that spends it's time with Captain America criticizing the horrors of war and allied policy. Content that would be interesting to explore, but sure as hell isn't going to be in a summer action movie that's part of the build up to next summer's action movie.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007



Tender Bender posted:

For me it's the idea of a movie called Captain America, but stripped of as much political and jingoistic undertones as possible.

I don't think it was stripped of as much of its political undertones as possible just because it's less jingoistic than it could have been. I'm not going to claim it's a particularly deep movie, but it goes farther than it had to to argue for personal moral judgment and disobedience against immoral authority. Captain America fights Hydra instead of the Nazis to make this argument universal, and the movie - in a way I won't spoil - argues for its refusal to put on a show of beating up Nazis.

I think you may be conflating the movie's attempts to moderate its rah-rah-Americanism, which it does, with it being apolitical, which it isn't.

mfaley
Jul 30, 2005
Most rape is bad

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The character decided for me, as his name is literally "Captain America."

I mean the problem with this film, for me, anyway, was the "infomercial for toys" problem. One poster here, DNS, pointed out an inherent lack of tension to these kinds of movies, with the stated aim of getting you to go see the next movie rather than being satisfying on its own. You could actually reduce that further and claim that, as "smarmier" critics have done, say that it exists to be "toyetic," a filmic toy aisle hurtling itself from plot point to plot point.

To achieve this, though, with an especially problematic caricature named "Captain America", is to decouple it from anything political or controversial. Is that an entertaining or interesting movie? One that takes it as a given that America Is Awesome? What is he emblematic of? Never Giving Up? Leader of the Rainbow Coalition? We follow the arc of the character becoming confident in his new abilities and wanting to prove his worth as a soldier by going to Endor and defeating the Galactic Republic to return to, what exactly? What does he oppose, exactly? The Red Skull's transhumanism? The star may as well be a question mark because the movie certainly doesn't give you anything to consider.

By eliminating any context whatsoever, it becomes the emptiest kind of mushy-mouthed exceptionalist nonsense, the literal embodiment of a propaganda poster. An ideal with no ideology. Captain Question Mark Quarterback. Captain Whatever The Hell. If that's not "America, gently caress Yeah!" crying eagle bumper sticker, what is?

You must be a real fun guy to have at a party.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


Turn your brain off.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro


Oasx posted:

The last Avengers image is Hulk



The full banner :



http://i.imgur.com/4tCH6.jpg

I love Cap's pose. It looks like he's calling out someone in a pro wrestling match.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006



To me the number one highlight of that banner is Agent Coulson in the back getting his Star Wars pose on.

Actually, on second thought, collectively that section is a lot more Charlie's Angels.

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second

If it doesn't have Hank Pym & Janet Van Dyne it's not really the Avengers, dammit

I saw it in 3D and was pleased. The fight scenes were a little lacking, in my book -- I felt like we should've seen Cap kick a whole lot more rear end, but what we saw wasn't bad. The story was alright and the supporting cast knocked it out of the park. The 3D effects weren't all that impressive, though. I'm a big fan of Cap so I might go see it again without 3D just to see if there's any major differences. Overall, I had fun watching it and I'm looking forward to the Avengers more than I did before, even with no Ant-Man or Wasp. (Not even Bill Foster! Bunch of racists.)

picosecond fucked around with this message at Jul 24, 2011 around 23:52

Captain Corduroy
Mar 30, 2007

We find the source of the problem, and we throw dragons at it.


Cobie Smulders looks like a great Maria Hill but she would've made a better Janet Van Dyne. >:|

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

God damn it get a new avatar already.

Captain Corduroy posted:

Cobie Smulders looks like a great Maria Hill but she would've made a better Janet Van Dyne. >:|

Good riddance. The Wasp is the worst Avengers ever.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


Rhyno posted:

Good riddance. The Wasp is the worst Avengers ever.

Doctor Druid. Gilgamesh Yellowjacket 2

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


Wasp was never all that well developed in the 616. She was slightly moreso in the Ultimate Universe, but that all went to pot when Blob ate her.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


Matlock posted:

Wasp was never all that well developed in the 616. She was slightly moreso in the Ultimate Universe, but that all went to pot when Blob ate her.

I do not know she went from being obsessed with Hank, to getting over him to becoming a leader in her own right.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE WILL NOTICE HULK

I just hope Hank Pym never joins. gently caress that guy, and gently caress Ultron.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

Fuck yes, I want the most authentic Trail of Tears imaginable, bitches. Gotta up the Orcs-dying-per-ten-miles rate from 2d4 to 2d8. Anyone have stats for dire smallpox?

Imagine a d20 stamping on a human face- forever.


Plus the Avengers movie would have to get an R rating after Hank beats Wasp, then takes a can of Raid to her. I don't think I'd want to see that on the big screen (or any screen, really).

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room.

How do they get Hulk to work for them again?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


Uncle Wemus posted:

How do they get Hulk to work for them again?

Hulk in most recent comics is actually not a mindless brute that wrecks everything and he talks and communicates normally. If they follow up on IH with Banner beginning to control Hulk it won't be a big of a leap to have Hulk be more rational than previously shown.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Hulk in most recent comics is actually not a mindless brute that wrecks everything and he talks and communicates normally. If they follow up on IH with Banner beginning to control Hulk it won't be a big of a leap to have Hulk be more rational than previously shown.

Or Loki is messing with him and causing him to dress like a clown. But seriously the movie ended with the Hulk "protecting" New York and that smile showed that he had control.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

Space Batman
is sick of your shit.


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Turn your brain off.

Shut the gently caress up.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room.

bobkatt013 posted:

Or Loki is messing with him and causing him to dress like a clown. But seriously the movie ended with the Hulk "protecting" New York and that smile showed that he had control.

Yeah but isn't that General still mad?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Shut the gently caress up.

Why so angry?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


picosecond posted:

I saw it in 3D and was pleased. The fight scenes were a little lacking, in my book -- I felt like we should've seen Cap kick a whole lot more rear end, but what we saw wasn't bad.

This actually seems to be the Marvel formula. Going all the way back to Iron Man 1 they're giving audiences just enough action. It's formulaic now. It could be monetary with them or it could be on purpose. Maybe they're trying not to be too violent. It's all good but man, I want to see some power levels challenged. I just really hope that they pull out the stops on Avengers.

Also, I finally saw Green Lantern and was sad that it was as bad as it turned out. From the ground up they were on the wrong track. Mark Strong was good though!

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Why so angry?

I would imagine because shut your brain off is a weak argument. If someone wants to enjoy mindless fun they will but convincing them to do so is silly.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009



Optimist with doubt posted:

I would imagine because shut your brain off is a weak argument. If someone wants to enjoy mindless fun they will but convincing them to do so is silly.

I think you should go read The Hindu Beast God's previous posts in this thread and reassess what tone he was going for with that comment.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

Space Batman
is sick of your shit.


Optimist with doubt posted:

I would imagine because shut your brain off is a weak argument. If someone wants to enjoy mindless fun they will but convincing them to do so is silly.

I wasn't telling him to shut up because he was being sincere. He was using it because some people don't see the movie the way he does, so it was meant as an insult.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

For that you get the head, the tail...

The whole damned thing.

bobkatt013 posted:

Or Loki is messing with him and causing him to dress like a clown. But seriously the movie ended with the Hulk "protecting" New York and that smile showed that he had control.

I think Banner said something like "I don't think I can control it. Maybe aim it."

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009


Heres a little better look at the Avengers teaser, its still not official but here you can see whats going on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZvt95Qlxos

TheJoker138
Jan 1, 2008

The Clown Prince
Of Crime


BiggerBoat posted:

I think Banner said something like "I don't think I can control it. Maybe aim it."

Yes, but in the very last scene he was back to doing the breathing techniques and yoga he was practicing at the beginning, and was able to trigger and control a transformation (his eyes changing and the smile showing he had it under control). So at the very least he's now able to decide when and where to make them happen, and possibly even able to control the Hulk while he's in that form, and turn back. In the final fight, you also saw him acting a lot less savage than he was earlier. He started out that movie screaming at lightning and thunder, and ended it actually able to speak.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

For that you get the head, the tail...

The whole damned thing.

lomzus posted:

Heres a little better look at the Avengers teaser, its still not official but here you can see whats going on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZvt95Qlxos

I really hope they can pull this off. There's an awful lot of stuff to squeeze into this movie even with the set up of the other films. I'm really curious who the villain will be. Haven't seen Cap or Thor yet. Do those movies give an idea?


Seemed to me at the end of incredible Hulk, Fury wanted Stark's help fighting him but so far it looks like Hulk will be a hero.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


TheJoker138 posted:

Yes, but in the very last scene he was back to doing the breathing techniques and yoga he was practicing at the beginning, and was able to trigger and control a transformation (his eyes changing and the smile showing he had it under control). So at the very least he's now able to decide when and where to make them happen, and possibly even able to control the Hulk while he's in that form, and turn back. In the final fight, you also saw him acting a lot less savage than he was earlier. He started out that movie screaming at lightning and thunder, and ended it actually able to speak.

Yep but it might be like the original storyline where Loki tricks the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers go after him and then they team up to stop Loki. They also find the Hulk dressed as a clown. I am also guessing that Loki is going to get the Cosmic cube and use it to bring back Reds Skull. He might not be an actual enemy but he will be back on earth and ready for Captain America 2

Deadpool
Apr 28, 2002

Mercenary? I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."



BiggerBoat posted:

I really hope they can pull this off. There's an awful lot of stuff to squeeze into this movie even with the set up of the other films. I'm really curious who the villain will be. Haven't seen Cap or Thor yet. Do those movies give an idea?


Seemed to me at the end of incredible Hulk, Fury wanted Stark's help fighting him but so far it looks like Hulk will be a hero.

Loki is the villain. He's even in the trailer. There have been rumors though of possibly other bigger villains showing up though.

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

sets off a "weirdly specific fetish artwork" vibe

It'll probably be skrulls or something, Loki got beaten by Thor single handedly so its not like he's a credible threat on his own. An army on multiple fronts would give every member something to actually do.

thebardyspoon
Jun 30, 2005


Three Red Lights posted:

It'll probably be skrulls or something, Loki got beaten by Thor single handedly so its not like he's a credible threat on his own. An army on multiple fronts would give every member something to actually do.

Haven't seen Cap yet since it ain't out in the UK until Friday but the Cosmic Cube he was eyeing up at the end of Thor would even things up considerably.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Scroto Baggins
May 18, 2007

Bruce Wayne is a late bloomer. We can relate to late blooming because as an audience many of us did not have sex until our early 30s.

thebardyspoon posted:

Haven't seen Cap yet since it ain't out in the UK until Friday but the Cosmic Cube he was eyeing up at the end of Thor would even things up considerably.

Yeah, he was all up on that Cube. Plus, if he does get Hulk on his side for a bit, it would make a pretty considerable difference.

Edit: Question about a scene from Cap. During the train scene did Bucky shut the door behind Cap, locking him in with the HYDRA agent? I thought it looked like he did when I saw the movie the first time, but on the second viewing, I wasn't so sure. It would make since in a Winter Soldier kind of way.

Scroto Baggins fucked around with this message at Jul 25, 2011 around 15:45

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«333 »