Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«7 »
  • Post
  • Reply
TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



bobkatt013 posted:

Unless they have him eat his son like they recently did in the comic.
What the gently caress?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Pedro De Heredia posted:

Cast Away is a pretty good movie. Certainly better than loving Back To The Future.
You can't just drop a comment like that and not back it up.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



The wires are obvious as hell in that Cap footage, but I don't really care because it looks sweet.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



mind the walrus posted:

E: ^^^^ He's being literal too. George Perez hurt his wrist drawing the cover to JLA/Avengers #3 which featured every JLA or Avengers character up to that point, and the climax also features nearly every JLA/Avenger character including costume-swaps (i.e: You see Mullet Superman fighting with Cap's 1940s shield side by side with Native American Hawkeye) due to a fairly clever plot device.

E2: Links to gorgeous version of that aforementioned cover here

Found one that works for me. Looking at it, I love that Jade, Kilowog, Rayner, Stewart, even Guy loving Gardner, all of the Green Lanterns featured on there are helping out somehow except Hal "I'm too good for this poo poo" Jordan.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Timby posted:

Same reason there's two Thors.
Three Thors. And one US Agent, but no Captains America.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Darth Brooks posted:

You could play "Where's Waldo - Superhero Edition" with this image.

D'oh, and I spent so long scanning around for Cap too. But your crop did finally show me War Machine, so there's War Machine and three Iron Men.

muscles like this? posted:

For the Hal Jordan thing I believe he meant how the other GL characters are all transporting people but Hal just doing his own thing ignoring everyone else.
Even the goddamned dog one!

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Rhyno posted:

Why would they attach it to Cap when it spoils the movie?
Because once you've finished watching the movie it can't be spoiled. I'd wager the trailer's going to be the after-credits sequence for Cap.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



ffej posted:

Looks and sounds like Gordon in the hospital bed to me but for some reason I'm not 100% sure.
Clearly it's Clock King.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Phantom Spaceman posted:

New Ghost Rider posters are 100% awesome:



http://www.firstshowing.net/2011/fi...t-of-vengeance/
OK, sold. I was kind of on board for the Crank guys doing Ghost Rider, but gently caress me those posters are awesome, and if the movie is even close to that awesome, it'll... be awesome, I guess?

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



ZombieParts posted:

(Spider-men Can't Jump)
No kidding, I would watch the hell out of this. It'd be a poo poo Spider-man movie, but it'd be one hell of a movie nonetheless.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



It's just a teaser. The movie's a year off, that couple of minutes isn't the only thing we're going to see of the movie. It's a bit early to be passing judgment and writing the film off.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Jerk McJerkface posted:

Bonds origin story is basically government agent gets to confirmed kills, gets double-O status. There's not much to it besides that. We don't see what led him to joining the government, the background to his mission, and all that. Bonds origin is hardly like a superhero origin. I don't think it's an apt comparison.
Hey, Casino Royale also covered why he's all about the pump-and-dump too.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Deadpool posted:

"I never said to merchandise my tits!"

I think you'll find it was "I never said to merchandise my TITS!". She was practically screaming "tits" each time.

Also "he'll lawyer up."

Holy God all three of those clips were turds.

TetsuoTW fucked around with this message at Jul 22, 2011 around 03:16

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



qbert posted:

Is there video anywhere of this moment? It sounds awesome.
Warning: It's loving adorable. As the highest rated comment on that video says right now:

quote:

he is so loving earnest it is impossible not to believe he will be the best spiderman.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



I think a lot of y'all overestimate how much of a gently caress people outside America actually give about American films that are jingoistic. We're used to it. You people aren't subtle or anything.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



poo poo, I'm not even American and I always had this perception of Captain America not being "USA! USA!", but rather "Hey guys, this is what we could be if we got our poo poo together!"

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



thebardyspoon posted:

If Cap killed as many as those two then I think Hulk may have the lowest kill count of any of the Avengers which seems vaguely odd?
Not really. AFAIK, at least these days, 616 Hulk doesn't kill. He's still a genius scientist under all that, so he figures all the physics and geometry and poo poo out to make sure he doesn't kill anyone. The other thing I heard about this recently was something from She-Hulk, where she basically said that if Hulk'd killed anyone, he wouldn't be a problem anymore, because Banner would rather kill himself or turn himself in than walk around knowing he was a murderer.

Ultimate Hulk, on the other hand, will gently caress and/or kill whatever he drat well pleases.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Gyges posted:

That's some bullshit. At best you can limit it to Hulk has never technically directly killed any humans, but people have died because of him. I'm pretty sure there was even a story or two about it.
Yeah, it's some bullshit, but eh, comic books. I mean I'm pretty sure Banner's actually tried to kill himself at least once in the books only to be stopped by Hulk forcing his way out.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



BrianWilly posted:

Ummmmm, is he allowed to just use that character? Harry Potter, and by extension Tom Riddle, is hardly in the public domain, and I don't think you can argue for this series being parody and thus largely protected from copyright infringement litigation.
Odds are pretty good he asked first, or someone asked on his behalf more like. Like Rowling's going to turn down easy money.

DNS posted:

I liked Supergirl a lot when I was a kid, but I don't remember it particularly well now.
I thought Supergirl was alright when I was a kid, but I'm not sure how much of that was a training boner for the lead and how much had anything to do with the actual movie.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Hollis posted:

I think it looks awful, it seems like they time traveled to the 1990s and got an artist to recreate them and make them EXTREEEEME.
Needs more pouches and cross-hatching.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Deadpool posted:

So I'm guessing this is (Potential TDKR Spoiler) Talia al Ghul? Has that been confirmed already that this person is in the movie or was it still speculation?
Probably and no, it was still speculation and I suppose technically still is.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



lomzus posted:

Disney has announced two as of yet untitled Marvel Studios films for the summer of 2014. Let the speculation begin...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ne...projects-220353
Best be Runaways and Ant Man.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



stratdax posted:

If somebody is bothering you, why don't you just tell him to stop being so loud. Get up and ask for a refund instead of just telling the guy to be quiet? What the hell is that?
There has been literally only one time that has ever worked for me. Usually it just results in a dirty look and/or being told to get hosed.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



TOOT BOOT posted:

I can't believe there's not more of an audience for theaters with rules enforced.
There's definitely an audience for it, but most theaters are too concerned with getting maximum bums-on-seats to give a gently caress about the actual viewing experience.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Wandle Cax posted:

You would think they wouldn't care as they probably hope people aren't silly enough to judge a work based on whatever footage bystanders have been able to film of the shoot, before post-production, editing etc.
Hi, you must be new to this thread.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



If they're after a bland, generic leading man like Tatum, why not go the whole hog and sign up Default Male Worthington?

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



stratdax posted:

Jesus you're all retarded.
Just because they responded reasonably to you being a douche and/or making a piss-poor attempt at a joke doesn't make them retarded.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



It's not like the footage actually shows anything, and no-one's going to remember even having seen it by the time the movie comes out.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



God gently caress it's weird to see fight scenes from the "wrong" angle.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



I'd expect it more to just be a nod for the fans.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



veonenergee posted:

Next we see Tony Stark behind a bar and he says, “Let’s do a head count.” This is all intercut with footage. “We’ve got two deadly assassins,” Black Widow and Hawkeye on a bridge next to a crashed car. “A demi god,” Thor looks up menacingly, then we see him jumping in slow motion swinging his hammer at Captain America. “A legend that actually lives up to the legend,” this is Captain America, who we see looking at his new suit and jumping away from an explosions. And Stark ends with “and somehow you managed to piss them all off.”
"Demigod"?

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Geekboy posted:

tl;dr Grow up. These are not the only movies in the whole wide world.
Some people like to not have things spoiled in advance for them. Is it so hard to grasp the concept of basic loving courtesy? Don't be a dick.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Except for the ones that are totally allowed to be dressed and treated as sex objects because they also know kung fu and that makes them empowered women.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



feedmyleg posted:

Oh please, could we? Or even just start an MSPaint thread in GBS. They would love to draw pictures of Superman beating a retarded person to death.
I don't think we need to encourage GBS's already hosed-up regressive tendencies any further by giving them a license to draw someone beating a mentally handicapped man to death and to fill a thread with "lol retards" and eugenics apologia.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Bozz posted:

Found in China from a dollar store Batman toy:



I think we found our OP for the next Batman thread.
I always liked the audio version from the Idle Thumbs podcast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0P1TDJRK9Q

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



SlimGoodbody posted:

How would they even handle this.
Terribly, hamfistedly, and hilariously.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



MortonTheCranium posted:

I'm more wondering how these movies turned out as good as they did considering the stigma going against them.
I don't really think there's been that much of a stigma against them since Batman Begins.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



bobkatt013 posted:

I would say it was Spider-man 2 and X-men 2.
Even though those two did big business and were regarded as Good Movies, there was still a bit of the ghettoization going on, like comics were somewhere between video games at the low end and books at the higher end in terms of Respectable Adaptation Material. After Batman Begins, people really just began to accept that comic book movies aren't just some nerd poo poo that sometimes turns out good.

Steve Yun posted:

On the other hand, it's Joss Whedon, so on premiere night it will be cancelled during the second reel.
And then forever after we will be subjected to the obsessive rantings and calls for it to be resurrected by neckbeards in Captain America outfits who masturbate to the thought of the last half of that reel and develop increasingly intricate and ridiculous fanfictions of it.

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



God, I keep forgetting that Harry Knowles is practically loving illiterate. I'd say that reads like the writing of a 10-year-old, but 10-year-olds have better spelling and punctuation.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TetsuoTW
Aug 27, 2007

Let one hundred schools of dildo-bat contend



Oh Christ, I think the red makes the package stand out more.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«7 »