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Cowboy Bobs Hep C
Jan 9, 2012

"rip Cowboy Bob died of a broken arm
4/23/61 - 7/16/01"


Matlock posted:



He runs like Steven Segal

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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...

If you saw Kane's door creep and thought of this moment from Worf on Star Trek TNG (episode Parallels in case anyone's wondering, but the clip is from the jandrew edits):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPIPOaRUFg#t=1m

Then please, gif lords, mix the two whoever you see fit.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

"What do we say to people who talk about the books?"

"Not today."

Please gif Ricardo's wave when Truth first comes out

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


Hahaha I like how WithLeather credited Jerusalem for the gif I posted

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


Matlock posted:

Hahaha I like how WithLeather credited Jerusalem for the gif I posted

They just credit Jerusalem with every GIF by default.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Since Matlock is aggressively refusing to do more, here are Raw gifs!















Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


I stole then from a guy named DMczaf

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Matlock posted:

I stole then from a guy named DMczaf

Matlock, you're breaking my hearrrrrt!

Anyway, this is all the Raw gifs, there are no m-FUNKASAURUS FUN FRENZY!









smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


Jerusalem posted:

Matlock, you're breaking my hearrrrrt!

Anyway, this is all the Raw gifs, there are no m-FUNKASAURUS FUN FRENZY!











Gonna emptyquote this post every day.

Dr. Zoidborg
Mar 1, 2008

Enough already, with all the assimilating...

Jerusalem posted:





I agree with Vickie.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Dr. Zoidborg posted:

I agree with Vickie.

If you get a chance, watch Vickie during matches. She is constantly applauding her wrestler, freaking out if they get in trouble, arguing or taunting specific groups of the crowd etc. She's amazing, she makes every match so much better.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


Jerusalem posted:

If you get a chance, watch Vickie during matches. She is constantly applauding her wrestler, freaking out if they get in trouble, arguing or taunting specific groups of the crowd etc. She's amazing, she makes every match so much better.

Don't forget about acting like Shao Khan, shouting "FINISH HIM!" at Dolph.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


THE GAYEST POSTER fucked around with this message at Jan 11, 2012 around 04:10

Dr. Zoidborg
Mar 1, 2008

Enough already, with all the assimilating...

Jerusalem posted:

If you get a chance, watch Vickie during matches. She is constantly applauding her wrestler, freaking out if they get in trouble, arguing or taunting specific groups of the crowd etc. She's amazing, she makes every match so much better.

She is definitely my favorite character in the WWE. The Cougar thing alone was brilliant. LayCool called her a Cougar once and the next thing you know she shows up with a giant Cougar pendant on her necklace and struts about all Cougar-y.

Hell, she was almost good enough to make people feel something for Eric Escobar. But then, some tasks are just too big even for the best.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011


Jerusalem posted:

Matlock, you're breaking my hearrrrrt!

Anyway, this is all the Raw gifs, there are no m-FUNKASAURUS FUN FRENZY!











What. In. The. Hell?!

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


BasicFunk posted:

What. In. The. Hell?!

You of all people should recognize true funk.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

You of all people should recognize true funk.

This is pretty highly advanced Funk, to be fair.

Triple-Kan
Dec 29, 2008


BasicFunk posted:

What. In. The. Hell?!

This is Advanced Funk, son.

edit: gently caress

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


Jerusalem posted:

This is pretty highly advanced Funk, to be fair.

To be fair, the Funkasaurus hails from Planet Funk.

Dr. Zoidborg
Mar 1, 2008

Enough already, with all the assimilating...

BasicFunk posted:

What. In. The. Hell?!

This is why everyone hates Raw. Because there's not enough of this.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

This is not the pleasure planet I was promised!

I'd have thought that before they launched the gimmick, they could have paid even a tiny bit of cash to give him so funk dancing lessons.

Faxman
Feb 27, 2009


Wazzu posted:

I'd have thought that before they launched the gimmick, they could have paid even a tiny bit of cash to give him so funk dancing lessons.

They spent all their cash shipping his tracksuit from Planet Funk

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Wazzu posted:

I'd have thought that before they launched the gimmick, they could have paid even a tiny bit of cash to give him so funk dancing lessons.

You can definitely feel the funk radiating off of him, but his moves really aren't fresh enough. He should take lessons from Rikishi or something on fat guy dancing.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?


Guys, the Funk was too powerful. I just called my momma

ALTERNATE POST: A Funkasaurus Fun Frenzy is perhapse the only thing that can counter a Vince Blitz.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


Toejam is suspiciously missing from that segment.

Christopher Irvine
Mar 19, 2009

I came in on the Mothership, and that means that I'm better than you!


Jerusalem posted:

This is pretty highly advanced Funk, to be fair.

I officially endorse this line of reasoning as both factual and cromulent.

Fibby Boy
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


The funkasauras is just so drat happy in those gif's.

HHHH
Feb 8, 2004



Gavok posted:

There's this weird moment where they're showing replays of the Brodus match and they show a replay of him dancing pre-match, then cutting to him live doing the same dance with the same dancers, only with less clothes on. It's hilariously jarring. It needs giffing.

Jerusalem posted:



That is awesome!

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


Jerusalem posted:

Matlock, you're breaking my hearrrrrt!

Anyway, this is all the Raw gifs, there are no m-FUNKASAURUS FUN FRENZY!











Godfather, you ain't.

Hell, Flash Funk, you ain't.

CanadianJericholeaf
Jun 9, 2004


I think the fact he can't dance makes the absurdity of the gimmick work better. Kind of like Shane Douglass running to the ring holding a skateboard because he can't actually ride one.

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

NYA NYA HN, NYA, HN BRAKUBREAK


It's like they brought back Akeem!
One backstage promo between the two, that's all I ask...







And a parting shot of the African Dream destroying that blonde, forgettable half of the Rockers.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

I hope they summon him with a ghetto blaster to make it happen.

Bearnt!
Feb 6, 2004

No onions, no onions

Sorry but I had to make this.

Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY


That Ignorant Sap posted:



Can someone get the part with just Akeem dancing to loop? I might like that as an avatar sometime...

Borh
Oct 2, 2005

Disappointment to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.

Phenix Rising posted:

Can someone get the part with just Akeem dancing to loop? I might like that as an avatar sometime...

Two different speeds to choose from:



404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?


That Ignorant Sap posted:



Never forget

Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY


Borh posted:

Two different speeds to choose from:





You are a God. I'm trying to think of some custom text... all I can think of right now is "Champagne Wishes and African Dreams", but I'm still pondering.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Jerusalem posted:

Matlock, you're breaking my hearrrrrt!




Just to clarify, Curt Hawkins' gimmick is now:

1. Has a cane.
2. Isn't Zach Rider?

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Evanauto posted:

Just to clarify, Curt Hawkins' gimmick is now:

1. Has a cane.
2. Isn't Zach Rider?

3. Should be in a great tag team with Trent Barretta.

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Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


Gonz posted:

Toejam is suspiciously missing from that segment.

WWE is so close to having the most perfect tag team since London and Kendrick being Bill and Ted.

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