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The "Pinslayer" ball gets me every time  E:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 1,001! BEHOLD! WE HAVE BECOME THE NIGHT'S THREAD  FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF absolute FUCKERS
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Page one-thousand's watch has ended. We shall not see its like again.
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May 29, 2015 12:06
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After Jon gets his much deserved shanking, and they go to burn his body, we'll find out he's a targ when he just won't burn and Mel can resurrect him. Too bad he burned his hand on that lantern.
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May 29, 2015 14:26
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:I can't wait for Winds of Winter! Dude, can you wait for something that, like, totally doesn't exist? 
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May 29, 2015 14:27
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When (if) TWOW comes out, does this thread turn into a legit book discussion thread and all the poo poo-flinging monkeys get cast out? I've still got a lot of poo to give.
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May 29, 2015 15:22
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This thread did get stoic and serious while we read ADWD. Then we all got to Danyrrhea and that was that.
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May 29, 2015 15:26
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AtAt-de-fay posted:When (if) TWOW comes out, does this thread turn into a legit book discussion thread and all the poo poo-flinging monkeys get cast out? It probably will but you've got several
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May 29, 2015 15:51
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AtAt-de-fay posted:When (if) TWOW comes out, does this thread turn into a legit book discussion thread and all the poo poo-flinging monkeys get cast out? ADWD already answered that. Go to any page from about 5 to 200. It's filled with serious legit book discussion. What was hilarious was a few months before the book came out when everyone was making a big deal about spoilers and leaving. Contra Calculus posted:Holy poo poo! Are people seriously leaving because they're afraid of loving spoilers in the bad thread? loving SPOILERS IN THE BAD THREAD? God, you're all a bunch of loving babies. And if Jon not really dying and Pycelle and Kevan dying are the only things that loving happen then this book is already stupid as gently caress. Contra Calculus posted:Well congratufuckinglations shitdicks. Six years and nothing loving happens... again. What are your thoughts? some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 20:20 on May 6, 2016 |
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May 29, 2015 15:55
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Bran eats Jojen.
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May 29, 2015 16:05
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TequilaJesus posted:Bran eats Jojen. Jojen was actually Howland Reed, and Meera is Jon's sister. Lyanna died in childbirth because there were twins.
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May 29, 2015 16:07
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Shitdick. That's a name I've not heard in a long time.
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May 29, 2015 16:22
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Someone needs to go through all 1000 pages and find the best quotes. I'm sure there's plenty of forgotten gold. Here's a quote from before ADWD came out. Contra Calculus posted:I hope to god I don't have to read through more bullshit Dany chapters. Good god that would be my loving nightmare if most of Dance was about her.
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May 29, 2015 16:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qhp3wnKyKA
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May 29, 2015 16:26
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This is all from the last thread.Solice Kirsk posted:That reminds me, I work with a guy and we mostly just talk about hockey and the market and poo poo, but today he brought up GoT and asked if I was watching it. I told him I was but that I had read the books. He looked me right in the eye and said, "Hopefully that fat rear end dies before finishing the series so these people that just started watching the show can be just as pissed as I have been for 6 years." Arnold of Soissons posted:
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Smiling Jack posted:What the gently caress this thread has rules now? The whole point of the goddamn low content shitposting is that it's been so loving long since that greasy lemoncake raper came out with a real book (a feast for crows does not loving count) that there is nothing to loving discuss anymore. Ned's dead, the Hound is a monk now, Ayra is not blind, and the only good ending to the Brienne / Catleyn storyline would be if the rope snaps and Brienne's corpse falls on Zombie Cat and finally loving kills her off. LoG posted:I'm going to name my son or daughter Gurm, can't think of a middle name. Wife says rape and lemon are out of contention. A Typical Goon posted:So basically two olds guys die and Jon gets stabbed? I can't wait to read 1200 pages of this! zalmoxes posted:I just told this chick on OkCupid to google the red wedding. I'm never getting a date now. some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jul 1, 2018 |
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May 29, 2015 16:57
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How come no one can do a proper GRRM impression.
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May 29, 2015 16:58
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Ague Proof posted:How come no one can do a proper GRRM impression. Most people don't want to have to go door to door in their neighborhood telling their neighbors they are a registered sex offender for a proper impression of his GRRMiness.
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May 29, 2015 17:06
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Hunky Joe posted:Most people don't want to have to go door to door in their neighborhood telling their neighbors they are a registered sex offender for a proper impression of his GRRMiness. The original GRRM in that clone video probably came closest.
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May 29, 2015 17:21
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TequilaJesus posted:Bran eats Jojen. Jojenpaste. Looking forward to meeting Howland Reed and having Maege Mormont back in the picture. And I want her to warg into a bear.
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May 29, 2015 17:58
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DARPA posted:After Jon gets his much deserved shanking, and they go to burn his body, we'll find out he's a targ when he just won't burn and Mel can resurrect him. I was hoping that Aemon would not burn and that he would sit up as a super-wight and eat Olly so he wouldn't stab Jon
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May 29, 2015 18:00
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Last episode of the season is apparently called Mother's Mercy. So is Lady Stoneheart gonna show up and yell at Brienne for spending an entire season sitting on a hill instead of helping Sansa?
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May 29, 2015 18:27
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frankenfreak posted:Dude, can you wait for something that, like, totally doesn't exist? People are still waiting for Jesus
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May 29, 2015 18:37
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Arcsquad12 posted:Last episode of the season is apparently called Mother's Mercy. So is Lady Stoneheart gonna show up and yell at Brienne for spending an entire season sitting on a hill instead of helping Sansa? This is in reference to Kelly C and Jorah/Tyrion or to Arya Any potential implied reference to Stoneheart or the Mercy chapter are to troll book readers/gurm.
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May 29, 2015 18:45
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It means that Dany (Mother) is gonna get the Mercy squirts in the middle of a field at the end of the episode.
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May 29, 2015 18:50
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Hunky Joe posted:It means that Dany (Mother) is gonna get the Mercy squirts in the middle of a field at the end of the episode. This is correct. e: if not, I'm quitting this show
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May 29, 2015 19:01
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It's the walk of shame. I'm really hoping Jon gets stabbed at the end of the next episode (Hardhome) and then there are 2 full episodes without returning to the Wall. Let the show watchers feel just a bit of the pain of waiting that we have.
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May 29, 2015 19:05
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Arcsquad12 posted:Last episode of the season is apparently called Mother's Mercy. So is Lady Stoneheart gonna show up and yell at Brienne for spending an entire season sitting on a hill instead of helping Sansa? Given the High Sparrow literally said that sinners were at the Mother's Mercy, I imagine it's related to that storyline.
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May 29, 2015 19:05
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Or Selyse burns Shireen.
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May 29, 2015 19:47
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Arcsquad12 posted:Last episode of the season is apparently called Mother's Mercy. So is Lady Stoneheart gonna show up and yell at Brienne for spending an entire season sitting on a hill instead of helping Sansa? It's going to be Cersei's slutwalk, it's the Mother in the Seven. There will probably be other mom stuff too, like yeah Selyse/Shireen. Maybe Ellaria will kill/maim Myrcella and babble about being Oberyn's babbymama while doing so.
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May 29, 2015 20:11
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:Given the High Sparrow literally said that sinners were at the Mother's Mercy, I imagine it's related to that storyline. Maybe but Tyrion was "the gift" last episode and not the big stretch of land below the wall being given to the wildlings which they've talked about on the show before.
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May 29, 2015 20:16
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:Given the High Sparrow literally said that sinners were at the Mother's Mercy, I imagine it's related to that storyline. Erm, you need to give HBO's hit show Game of Thrones more respect. It is full of layers and meanings. Timett posted:Maybe but Tyrion was "the gift" last episode and not the big stretch of land below the wall being given to the wildlings which they've talked about on the show before. See? Layers upon layers, man.
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May 29, 2015 20:51
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Junkenstein posted:Erm, you need to give HBO's hit show Game of Thrones more respect. It is full of layers and meanings. Mind. Blown. But seriously, the only show whose episode titles are worth paying attention to is 3rd Rock from the Sun.
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May 29, 2015 20:54
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Timett posted:Maybe but Tyrion was "the gift" last episode and not the big stretch of land below the wall being given to the wildlings which they've talked about on the show before. I was expecting "the gift" to be what arya and other faceless men give people and it wasn't that either.
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May 29, 2015 21:22
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:ADWD is going to be so much worse than this. I couldn't believe something was possible a few years ago, but here we are with a 1,000 page fantasy novel about incompetent lesbians and dickless Vikings spitting into preteen girls' pussies.
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May 29, 2015 23:46
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Lmao
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May 29, 2015 23:52
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May 29, 2015 23:54
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Me: GRRM wrote a book where a man, covered in dog poo poo, who had his dick cut off, is, under threat of bodily harm, forced to perform oral sex on a non-consenting preteen girl as part of their mutual psychological torture at the hands of a murderous, zoophilic, pedophilic rapist. Man, gently caress this book. Loosechanj: Hey there, buddy. Let's not be so judgmental.
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May 30, 2015 00:09
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Talking about the events of the books is what's wrong with this thread 
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May 30, 2015 00:16
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Scenes Wherein Women Have Sex With Animals: Book: 1 Show: 0 Show wins. Arrest GRRM.
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May 30, 2015 00:20
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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:Jojenpaste. Woodpile fucked around with this message at 00:50 on May 30, 2015 |
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