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A modern masterpiece
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 04:15 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:Here, I'll give you something to read. The part where she bootslaps herself a few feet into the air is my favorite.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:18 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:Here, I'll give you something to read. Laughing out loud
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:12 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:Is it crazier than what's going on in the Trump thread? What is going on in the Trump thread? It's 8,576 pages long. As the former 3rd-highest poster in that thread: we've been making fun of Trump since he announced his candidacy, and the length of the thread is because of how much material he's given us.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:20 |
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reignofevil posted:God drat it I came to this thread because I ran out of trump poo poo to read for the day and now all we have left here are links to the trump thread. Me too, what the gently caress?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:20 |
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lmao okay that was my favorite GoB excerpt yet
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:44 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:Here, I'll give you something to read. Thank you.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:42 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lmao okay that was my favorite GoB excerpt yet What's GoB?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 04:20 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:What's GoB?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 04:32 |
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You have to mention that it's over 200 pages long, in case anyone thinks this is just a few pages, as I thought all this time. They put some work into this poo poo. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17259252-a-game-of-bones GOB chapter summary COK chapter summary
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 05:10 |
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Can I have all the parts written by the person who wrote that last thing?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 06:38 |
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Simply purchase T.B. Thread's masterpiece A Game of Bones and read chapters 11, 12 and 23.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 06:47 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Can I have all the parts written by the person who wrote that last thing? Yeah man buy a copy and support the goons who wrote it. https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/269101 http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-g...n=2940044216808 https://kindle.amazon.com/work/game-bones-t-b-thread-ebook/B00AZ8A3P4/B00AZ8A3P4 What is this poo poo, did Amazon take it down? And look at this humorless gently caress: quote:Drinking pure sulfuric acid while drilling into your stomach with a 2" cement bit pales in comparison to being forced to read this monstrosity.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 12:42 |
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i thought amazon took it down about the same time a game of bones the porno movie parody came out for reasons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfwZ8Znbr0 i can't remember who came up with the title first but i'd like to think it was saviorx or whoever
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 14:09 |
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syscall girl posted:i thought amazon took it down about the same time a game of bones the porno movie parody came out for reasons This thread came up with the title first I'm sure. http://www.facebook.com/gameofbones/ I piggy backed off their announcement to scrape in some likes. I made 24k people read that ad!
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 16:38 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR, GOB Excerpt posted:Orion pushed Kate forward off the bed. He pinned her, facing away from him, into the chest of drawers. He slid himself into her sweet pink womanliness again, his buttocks clenched, holding in the iron dildo as he thrust into her. His hands went to her breasts and she moaned with pleasure. She looked up to see herself in the reflecting glass, and looked into the face of a woman in ecstacy. Orion continued to squeeze and massage Kate’s breasts, and a faint white blossom of her milk emerged at the tips. I haven’t produced milk in ages, Kate thought, the first dribbles running down her nipple and onto his large and powerful hands. “5 gods, this is…” she moaned, unable to say incredible, as she began to gush from her womanhood and her tits. As he squeezed harder more milk came pouring out in torrents, and she quivered and shook violently. She screamed out in a deep, guttural moan and convulsed violently. It was the most intense orgasm of her life as wave after wave of hot blood surged through every part of her and her mind went blank with her only thought being that of her powerful waves of raw ecstasy. She went limp and lay in the puddle of her own milk atop the chest of drawers, breath heavy and rapid. Shageletic, GOB Excerpt posted:“To truly enjoy the steel,” Sensa said. “One must let it enter you. rear end to rear end!”
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:08 |
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Fuckin' get to the the vampire poo poo in season 2 already, boys. Crack it out. e: quote:She knelt there and rustled up her dress above her knees, and delved into herself greedily. This is almost a quality sentence, goddamn. SaviourX fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Aug 27, 2016 |
# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:15 |
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Get off my wall with this nonsense.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:15 |
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e: quote not edit
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 20:16 |
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SaviourX posted:Get off my wall with this nonsense. forgot to include the others.. oh Vigilant Watchman Adam... Quis Irrumates ipsos Irrumatores? kcroy fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Aug 28, 2016 |
# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:07 |
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SaviourX posted:This is almost a quality sentence, goddamn. That's literally 100% a sentence George R. R. Martin would write.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:35 |
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quote:Truly, T.B Thread is the Vietnamese Tolkien.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:14 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:That's literally 100% a sentence George R. R. Martin would write. Then I stand by my assertion!
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:06 |
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Try to imagine him describing a woman in a skirt masturbating, and NOT writing that. You can't do it.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 09:58 |
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Can someone gif 1:47-1:49 for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 15:45 |
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Number Ten Cocks posted:Can someone gif 1:47-1:49 for me. Done
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 10:46 |
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Number Ten Cocks posted:Can someone gif 1:47-1:49 for me.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 17:28 |
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Saw a musical version of Game of Thrones at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. Seriously, what the gently caress, which one of you assholes wrote it? It was framed as a bunch of friends trying to cheer up another friend who had recently been divorced by inviting her to watch the season premiere of HBO's A Game of Thrones Season 7. She admitted to having never watched the show so the rest of the musical was a retelling of the entire series up to that point. Highlights included:
It was hilarious. If you have the chance, go see it. Sally fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 1, 2016 |
# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:54 |
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hahaha that owns but no book reader would be content with hodor being called willis he's loving door walder
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:06 |
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quote:Dorne and the Iron Born being completely cut out of the entire show That poo poo is on point.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:49 |
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Blind Sally posted:Saw a musical version of Game of Thrones at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. Seriously, what the gently caress, which one of you assholes wrote it? It was framed as a bunch of friends trying to cheer up another friend who had recently been divorced by inviting her to watch the season premiere of HBO's A Game of Thrones Season 7. She admitted to having never watched the show so the rest of the musical was a retelling of the entire series up to that point. No way.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 10:38 |
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Dicky Pooper and the Cursed GRRM. An official canon play authorized by TB Thread
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 11:37 |
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Number Ten Cocks posted:Can someone gif 1:47-1:49 for me. av sized:
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:35 |
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Blind Sally posted:Saw a musical version of Game of Thrones at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. Seriously, what the gently caress, which one of you assholes wrote it? It was framed as a bunch of friends trying to cheer up another friend who had recently been divorced by inviting her to watch the season premiere of HBO's A Game of Thrones Season 7. She admitted to having never watched the show so the rest of the musical was a retelling of the entire series up to that point. ahahaha
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:38 |
Blind Sally posted:Saw a musical version of Game of Thrones at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. Seriously, what the gently caress, which one of you assholes wrote it? It was framed as a bunch of friends trying to cheer up another friend who had recently been divorced by inviting her to watch the season premiere of HBO's A Game of Thrones Season 7. She admitted to having never watched the show so the rest of the musical was a retelling of the entire series up to that point. That's amazing. I hope it makes it everywhere.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:12 |
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Blind Sally posted:It was hilarious. If you have the chance, go see it. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude quote:Arya using her Faceless Man powers to show up in every major climax of the book. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:17 |
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Where can one acquire a copy of GoB now the bastards at amazon have taken it down?
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 19:56 |
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Book's out.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 13:05 |
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StoneOfShame posted:Where can one acquire a copy of GoB now the bastards at amazon have taken it down?
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 14:34 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:34 |
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its hilarious that he plasters his name in gigantic letters on the covers of these things simply for "editing" them when he is clearly incapable of editing his own work.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 15:54 |