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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They will come The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 04:33 on May 19, 2019 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Blade_of_Tyshalle claimed all the Demi chapters (BTW, feel free to change the name, I'm bad at that). Damnation. 10 and 20 then?
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Jan 5, 2013 19:04
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I was gonna take 10, but I'll take 22. I fully intend to write it at 4am some night when my brain is dying.
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Jan 5, 2013 19:12
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Jesus you guys are fast. Give me 1 Thelonius.
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Jan 5, 2013 19:43
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Too godamn fast, all that's left is Kate and Sensa and Ardi, you fucks. Put me down for Tyrone losing his boner, and whatever else no one wants, poo poo gonna get [WEIRD][SEX] in all of them. e: ok, there's a few left, make me 9 and 26. ee: Yeah, give 30 away. VVVVV SaviourX fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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Jan 5, 2013 19:53
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Enlist me for 30 Tyrone
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Jan 5, 2013 19:56
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Looks like there's 11 chapters left. If no one claims Kate's death in the next while, I'll do it, it'll be short. (I don't have any amusing ideas yet for it tho)
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Jan 5, 2013 20:03
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I could have sworn someone claimed Kate's death chapter. Who's missing? And, with the exception of Ardi, anyone that wants to add sex to your sexless chapter, always feel free to do so.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:06
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rejutka posted:Chapter 25 with Thelonius on the good ship Bi-curious needs to start with a practical demonstration from Thelon as regards being the Dom to his crew. As their appetites are aroused, at least one of the crew should start exploring those feelings he's been having from watching his crew mates doing physical ship stuff. Keep it reasonably coy and building to a crescendo of crew members and bukkake.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:17
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Any chapter can have a bit of sexposition if anything. Even ardi can be creeped out by some horrific act she doesn't know how to describe, using vague language so attentive readers can go "Aha! That's X and X! (And x...)
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Jan 5, 2013 20:18
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IDK, I kinda like what accidentally happened with Ardi. Many of our soon-to-be readers with myrish swamps will identify with a tomboy who wants to go on adventures and be cool and poo poo, but deep down they have unexplainable feelings for a cute boy. Add in the emo vampire sex of Jenn and we're all billionaires.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:43
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Urdnot Fire posted:I can't wait to see this madness unfold, especially Thelonius' touching character arc in which he transforms from a sub to a dom.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:45
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He hasn't transformed into Rank yet (it rhymes with stank). And yes, book 3 will have a terrifying scat-play chapter. 
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Jan 5, 2013 20:47
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Rank Rank, it rhymes with Wank.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:48
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Well gently caress, this thread is nothing if not productive when it comes to writing books. They may be lovely books, but gently caress if you guys aren't motivated to write.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:51
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Contra Calculus posted:Well gently caress, this thread is nothing if not productive when it comes to writing books. They may be lovely books, but gently caress if you guys aren't motivated to write. Having actually published my stupid joke from 7 months ago about a GRRM book like 50 Shades of Grey, I feel highly motivated to do lots of writing of more lovely books.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:54
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"Rank, rank, it rhymes with skank." "I ain't no skank," he replied, dropping the heavy chest of gold coins* on Ramspooge Bolton's face. * the Directionosi equivalent of an ATM
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Jan 5, 2013 20:55
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I'm a graphomaniac. The more we do this, the more one of my chapters is likely to spiral out of control into a 500,000 word epic poem about the war against the Moon Men.
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Jan 5, 2013 20:58
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I hope that's what happens to B_o_T. Dude claimed ALL of the Demi chapters for himself. And given that she has zero impact on Directionos, he's free to do pretty much anything with her. And, with some luck, in two months he's gone completely mad writing horrible smut about a girl with a fire-breathing vagina and he turns in a half-million words about TimeCube illuminati poo poo.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:06
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First, I need to retool the outline of her chapters so there's an actual story in there. But once I get to the writing, I plan to settle in with a bottle of gin and some diet coke and just go out of my mind. Bitch needs to learn a lesson, after all. Throughlines, donchaknow. Arcs and growth and... and... and stuff.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:12
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Don't you dare give Demi a real story. She's not supposed to DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
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Jan 5, 2013 21:13
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Oh, she'll still be useless, but there needs to be drama! And loving! And wyvern cum whose sulphurous musk fills the air. e: and also her bronchial tubes
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Jan 5, 2013 21:16
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I'll take 14, Kate's death chapter. Does she have to be in one piece at the end for zombification or continuity doesn't really matter in these anyway does it?
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Jan 5, 2013 21:17
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Oh, she'll still be useless, but there needs to be drama! And loving! And wyvern cum whose sulphurous musk fills the air.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:19
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I will actually sit on the sidelines like I did last time. I have found I am in fact too horrible for writing even an intentionally horrible book. I will do audiobook reading though.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:19
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Joramun posted:You could also include some flashbacks (and draw personality parallels) to her father, the mad king Aeryth Turduckyen. Aerith Turduckyen, who was murdered with a ten-foot katana whilst praying in the garden, you say? Perhaps, perhaps...
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Jan 5, 2013 21:23
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Aerith Turduckyen, who was murdered with a ten-foot katana whilst praying in the garden, you say? Perhaps, perhaps... Please alternate between spelling it Aerith and Aeris, seemingly at random.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:25
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Aerith Turduckyen, who was murdered with a ten-foot katana whilst praying in the garden, you say? Perhaps, perhaps... That links up pretty well with the comet joke from earlier. He has this ball, but his doesn't do anything.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:27
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I'll take 21 and 28. Also please add My damned Tyrone idea! Not fair just stealing all the Tyrone chapters like that.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:28
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Oh, and by the by. Since the Iron Islanders are a Viking/Cthulhu mix, I think the Bronze Islanders would be best as an Arabian/Gorean gag.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:31
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Contra Calculus posted:Well gently caress, this thread is nothing if not productive when it comes to writing books. They may be lovely books, but gently caress if you guys aren't motivated to write. The last one took six months. I floated the idea of doing the all of the sensa and last chapter (before leaping back in horror), but you should keep that in mind for a time frame. It takes a special type of crazy to actually produce this fetid poo poo
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Jan 5, 2013 21:31
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drat, I was working myself up to claiming Kate's death (she gets so distracted pleasuring herself in the wagon that she doesn't notice her party being slaughtered, plus a reference to Ned analogue's favourite game of "hide the icicle") but I didn't have the courage. In the game of bones, you choose or you...lose?
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Jan 5, 2013 21:33
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Oh, and by the by. Since the Iron Islanders are a Viking/Cthulhu mix, I think the Bronze Islanders would be best as an Arabian/Gorean gag. I've actually read Tarnsman of Gor (and was completely mystified as to how people would masturbate to it) so I'm well prepared.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:35
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Aerith Turduckyen, who was murdered with a ten-foot katana whilst praying in the garden, you say?
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Jan 5, 2013 21:35
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Rulerkiller.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:36
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Thulsa Doom posted:Rulerkiller.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:37
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Thulsa Doom posted:I've actually read Tarnsman of Gor (and was completely mystified as to how people would masturbate to it) so I'm well prepared. I've actually did a paper on the Gorian subculture and read most of four loving books. Tarnsman was before Gor even became anti woman bondage porn.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:37
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Joramun posted:Monarchterminator. Kinlayer.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:38
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There's 4 open SEX chapters. 5, if anyone is brave enough to write the epilogue's horror sex scene.
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Jan 5, 2013 21:41
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Joramun posted:Yes, at the hands of the silver-maned Kingslayer, Jaimeroth. Davidly-Roth. I've got it bad, bad, bad I'm hot for sister
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