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He was a neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreather before neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreathers were known as neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreathers.
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I can't decide whether his beard is worse now or back then. Dude must have a terrible jawline if he insists on wearing that thing for all these decades.
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Solice Kirsk posted:He was a neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreather before neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreathers were known as neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreathers. GRRM being the Proto-Fedorian makes perfect sense.
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Jul 18, 2014 21:35
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He's the heavyweight champion of the What's Writing? Fedoration
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Solice Kirsk posted:He was a neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreather before neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreathers were known as neckbeard fedora wearing mouthbreathers. At that point, that look was fashionable. Or at least my dad has picture of himself looking like that back then. Of course, that was also sort of right before diabetes forced him to lose a lot of weight...
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Wrong GoT thread.
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Jul 19, 2014 05:38
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reply redacted PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Jul 19, 2014 06:12
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PupsOfWar posted:edit: aww man you gotta redact post after I did all them Copy that one into the other thread, like I did. 
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Aurain posted:GRRM being the Proto-Fedorian makes perfect sense. So... if GRRM's a trendsetter, how long before we can expect fedora-clad neckbeards with woman issues to start coming down with shitdick-itis?
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Jul 19, 2014 07:12
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we already confirmed that rhaegar is secretly winnie the pooh, there's no need to speculate further
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HaitianDivorce posted:So... if GRRM's a trendsetter, how long before we can expect fedora-clad neckbeards with woman issues to start coming down with shitdick-itis? Several years ago
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Remind me, what's the current theory on Septa Lemore's identity?
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Calaveron posted:Remind me, what's the current theory on Septa Lemore's identity? People think she's Ashara Dayne but I think that the twist is gonna turn out that she's some other character's mother due to the specific detail of her pregnancy stretchmarks that are brought up when Tyrion sees her bathing.
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she is the sword of the morning sickness
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emanresu tnuocca posted:People think she's Ashara Dayne but I think that the twist is gonna turn out that she's some other character's mother due to the specific detail of her pregnancy stretchmarks that are brought up when Tyrion sees her bathing. Rhaegar + Lemore = Jon
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TK-42-1 posted:Rhaegar + Lemore = Jon Ned + Ashara = Aegon.
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aegon targaeryan, secret stark
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"Stop being such a slut, Rhaegar" - Arthur Dayne PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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"What's the worst that could happen?" -Rhaegar
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She's Aegon's real mother and the witness that proves him an impostor.
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My favourite theory is the one where Roose Bolton is immortal and plans to steal Ramsay's skin.
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There must always be a Roose at the Dreadfort.
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I'm waiting for the inevitable ASoIaF/Zelda crossover. Groose Bolton
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"I could be wrong, but I think they might show flashbacks via Bran's connection to the heart trees. Bean: Oh, yeah, yeah! And I'm his father, so that would be great fun! Just to go back to that for a while, it would be such fun to do. It would be great! It would be bizarre, but it would be great! So I guess if they're going to do flashbacks, then yeah! Well, it's just my theory ... Bean: But it's a good theory! And that should happen, shouldn't it? I've definitely got some unfinished business that needs to be resolved there. I'm obviously not Jon Snow's dad. And you need that to be revealed at some point, don't you? So Bran would kind of be the one having the flashback, and he would see Ned praying, right? And revealing those things? You never know what those guys are going to do with that. It's got to be something special. But I'm into that. I certainly would be into that. Print that! Give them a nudge. [Laughs.] Hopefully I'll get a call soon." http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/sean...rones-chat.html
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TommyGun85 posted:"I could be wrong, but I think they might show flashbacks via Bran's connection to the heart trees. I don't anything would get the GoT fan base more excited then if Daenerys went nuts and had head Drogo show up like Baltar's head 6 in Galactica.
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TommyGun85 posted:"I could be wrong, but I think they might show flashbacks via Bran's connection to the heart trees. Ahahahaha it's so fantastic to imagine Sean Bean trying to spoil show-watchers from beyond the veil of character death.
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HaitianDivorce posted:Ahahahaha it's so fantastic to imagine Sean Bean trying to spoil show-watchers from beyond the veil of character death. Are show-watchers still convinced that Ned is Jon's father? I remember in book 1 is was really clear that Jon was not his son because his honor was so important he wouldn't have a bastard child he then didn't fully adopt.
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pentyne posted:Are show-watchers still convinced that Ned is Jon's father? I remember in book 1 is was really clear that Jon was not his son because his honor was so important he wouldn't have a bastard child he then didn't fully adopt. He was going to tell him all about his mother the next time he saw him.
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Sean Bean owns, even though he supports Sheffield Utd.
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And he does signings in his nephew's fish and chippy to drum up business for him. There must always be a Bean in Sheffield.
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I saw Kendrick Lamar play last weekend and the whole time all I could think about was this drat thread. I, in fact, began to view Kendrick as a prophet of GRRM, predicting the future of ASOIF through song. See, first the crowds gathered around the stage, eager to see the performance--much like we all became just a little bit excited upon hearing of Winds Of Winter. But then the performance never came. We all stood there, waiting, and waiting. We began to chant Kendrick's name, then to curse it, then to boo it. It seemed he was never going to appear, much like Winds Of Winter. Kendrick's band milled about at the edge's of the stage, nervous, but finally, after fifty minutes, Kendrick appeared--but not as we expected. He was trashed. Maybe drunk, maybe high, whatever, but he looked like he could barely stand. The crowd began to feel dismay as we prepared for another Dance With Dragons flogged at us by a sickly man. But then, to our surprise, Kendrick came to life and put on a loving amazing set--and so Winds Of Winter will likely amaze us when it finally comes out! Or perhaps it'll all be poo poo. This thread is getting me.
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Good God man, take a loving break. *stays up til 5am reading the wiki page of House Darklyn*
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ruddiger posted:Good God man, take a loving break. Thanks guy, now I have to read it.
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Blind Sally posted:Kendrick Kendrick Kendrick I have been summoned ------------- Theon posted:If Northmen and Krakens all got along Ramsay posted:Blade down, where you from, Reek? Reek posted:Brace yourself, I’ll take you on a trip down memory lane. Ramsay posted:Blade down, where you from, Reek? Theon posted:If Northmen and Krakens all got along Ser Pounce posted:Wake yo punk rear end up! It ain’t nothin’ but a feline thang, Gyeah! Tommen posted:Fresh outta the womb and I was the prince of the realm Ser Pounce posted:Gyeah, poppy, wine. Felines been mixing poo poo since the Mad King, loc. ‘ Tommen posted:If I told you I crippled a Stark at 6, would you believe me? “Jorah, pass ‘Ron the bottle, drat! You ain’t the one that got hosed up, what you holding it for? Jorah’s always acting unsensitive and poo poo. “Penny, that ain’t no word!” “Jorah, shut up! Hey, Tyrion, you good, my dwarf? Don’t even trip, just lay back and drink that” visceril fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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I'm reminded back when the SA Quotes thread was 75% made up of lovely goon novellas no one in their right mind would take the time to read.
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Someone post the one that's like a Wire character in GOT and everyone is talking old English except him and he guns some dude down, that's a good one.
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visceril posted:I have been summoned goddamn this thread just keeps giving
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Tender Bender posted:Someone post the one that's like a Wire character in GOT and everyone is talking old English except him and he guns some dude down, that's a good one. I finally watched the Wire and really appreciated that one Key and Peele sketch of the making of the Wire where Key was an extremely English Idriss Elba and Peele was a corollary for that one guy that was actually from the ghetto, and the directors "believed it more" from Elba But for reals the best parody thing (including mine) is Winnie the Pooh Targaryen.
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mind the walrus posted:I'm reminded back when the SA Quotes thread was 75% made up of lovely goon novellas no one in their right mind would take the time to read. This is waaaay better though. Thank you visceril.
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